>tfw no one notices your trips
>>27218239
It's only special if you predicted them
Like these sweet dubs
>>27218239
I'm not using mine.
Take em.
please anon i have so many dubs
>Mom cleaned my room
>Saw my eBook reader
>Had loli screensaver on it
She hasn't been acting any differently toward me. Did I dodge a bullet?
You sure did son!
Depends, is it a naked loli? Or just a qt loli? If it's just a qt she probably just shrugged it off as no big deal.
>>27218213
This is the last image it was on. Am I still safe?
Post you are trapfu.
>>27218040
Timestamp? Almost no real qts on this board.
>>27218173
Fucking hilarious, kiddo.
Post NEET rooms
This is my cozy cave. I wish I never had to leave my room
>>27217962
>eating McDonald's
Hello normie
>>27218090
what's that, a schecter?
upgrade to a tube halfstack nigga the 5150 is gret
>Being a wagecuck for one month after 5 years of based neetdom
>Seriously considering suicide
How people deal with wagecuckery? I literally can't take it anymore.
>>27217888
>How people deal with wagecuckery?
By not being little bitches about it
>>27217888
how people deal with? take an english course nigger.
nice trips
>>27217888
Shitty job, shitty life
If I rape a pedophile or serial killer will I be seen as a hero? Im Curious robots
>>27217771
I honestly think I'd be doing god a favor
Not unless you catch them in the action.
and no raping them wont fix anything, a bullet will though.
but then again there's nothing wrong with pedophilia, child kidnappers are what you need to go after.
>>27217837
You do bring up an interesting point about shooting them. however they need to suffer for what they did. Plus I know there are pedophiles who try to cure themselves you're right.
Hilla eating meat lmao
her nose looks horrible in that pic
>>27217731
>In that pic
It is a Jew
It probably has both Genitals
>>27217744
>It probably has both Genitals
Why would Hila be a hermaphrodite?
>Psychologist says she thinks I'm a high functioning autist
>Smoke 1-2 grams of weed every day, high 24/7
>Take shrooms every 1-2 weeks
>Take research chemical version of Ritalian every 2 weeks to study
>Take benzos occassionaly
>Snort coke occassionaly
>On Prozac
How fucked am I lads? Am I gonna die?
I'm scared I'll eventually...
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>>27217154
Pretty fucked son, better stop soon.
What's this research chemical equivalent of Ritalin?
>>27217154
Whats the research chemical called and where do you get it? How does it compare to adderall
>>27217285
>>27217287
2-FMA
Found an invite to a site that sells it through reddit kek
It's pretty good. Havent tried adderall so idk
>Telling therapist about my anxiety and stuff
>Therapist: Okay Anon, tell me what relaxes you?
>Me: Masturbating really eases my mind and helps me forget about life's troubles. I masturbate at least 4 times a day.
>Therapist just looks at me in silent awkwardness
Why did she ask if she was going to act weird about it..
>>27217021
Because thats a weird answer.
>>27217021
>therapist
>she
stop with these baits.
Therapists are normies, I thought it was pretty obvious by now
/r9k/ needs more ducks
That's absolutely fucking quackers, OP.
ducks are cucks you stupid fucks
burde
frumpy-chan asks:
>have you brushed your teeth today? showered?
>have you been going to bed early and waking up early?
>have you been going outside and enjoying the weather?
>have you been eating your fruits and vegetables?
>have you been washing your face?
you can't complain about how shitty your life is if you don't do the things listed above. They're the building blocks for success or, at least, vague happiness.
OP will respond to all replies with frumpy-chan OC
>showered
>woke up at midnight last night, now 9:33 AM, will be up til midnight tonight
>yes, took my pug out and walked
>haven't eaten today
>yes washed my face in shower
How have I done Frumpy Chan? I like your drawing OP, very nice.
Been spending my time collecting images and information about SH2. Pet project of mine I just started yesterday.
Joke's on you I'm doing all of those things and I still feel like killing myself.
>>27216378
>>have you brushed your teeth today? showered?
>>have you been going to bed early and waking up early?
>>have you been going outside and enjoying the weather?
>>have you been eating your fruits and vegetables?
>>have you been washing your face?
Fuck no. Are you retarded? Can't go to bed until 6 in the morning. I only consume vodka, energy drinks, and protein shakes.
>be everyone in Britain that isn't me
>poor diet last few days
>tfwnopoo
>brew absolute leviathan of a shit
>pepperoni pizza, chicken fajitas, 5 vegetable samosas, a cinnamon bun, and king prawn chow mein
>3 days of brewing
>LEVIATHAN, CRESTING THE WAVES, LEADING US ALL TO THE GRAVES
>It's fucking coming
>smells rancid but feels amazing
>poo so glorious I have to jack off mid shit
>look down after I'm done
>most perfectly shaped shit I've ever produced
Had any good poo's recently?
I recently had a liquid shit so watery it just fell out. Didn't even have to push.
>>27216458
How was the smell?
>>27216356
slow ass metabolism lol, hold ur shit in for like 2 days and start working out frienf
Post the last thing you jacked off over
http://www.xvideos.com/video448418/sex_in_the_bath_and_massage_part12
http://www.xvideos.com/video6107857/buttmunch1
>dat ass
hnnnnng
http://www.xvideos.com/video7264887/i_fuck_wife_straight_out_of_the_bath_she_grabs_my_cock_during_sex
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c6ldm00Qtv8
How to Be Attractive
http://hotelconcierge.tumblr.com/post/140529495929/how-to-be-attractive
Read this robot. It's a long and challenging piece, but it's very much in your best interest- there aren't many intelligent people out there writing to try and sincerely help you.
All life's decisions are binary- do or do not. Don't complain about length, the prose, that it's on tumblr, etc. If you do, you're not interested in change. Simple. If you read and work to comprehend what is written here, it will benefit you. Nobody else.
>how to be attractive
1) Born attractive
That's it
I'm glad it started off with trigger warnings and used the word cuck only once :)
>>27216259
The piece starts by presenting your position, and dedicating the rest of the essay to disproving it. Start reading. This was written for you.
Why is this a meme? It's actually great advice.
I bet he helped at least a few dozen anons find the courage to kill themselves senpai
>a will to do things magically appears if you want :^)
Yeah no
>>27216141
because it isn't easy and obvious advice it's very effortlessly dispensed, but the truth is every situation is different and dreams don't come true.
Work as hard as you want and it won't change a thing, some people are just dealt a bad hand and there is no way to change that.
It's not good advice it's just something people say because it's the easy way out.
If you are borne rich life is more than easy, if you are middle class you could work your way up to an...
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