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>Mom cleaned my room >Saw my eBook reader >Had loli
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>Mom cleaned my room
>Saw my eBook reader
>Had loli screensaver on it
She hasn't been acting any differently toward me. Did I dodge a bullet?
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You sure did son!
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Depends, is it a naked loli? Or just a qt loli? If it's just a qt she probably just shrugged it off as no big deal.
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>>27218213
This is the last image it was on. Am I still safe?
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>>27218293
Your fucked
Original desu
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>>27218293
definitely not desu
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>>27218293

You might be okay. While us autists know what that hat signifies, it's unique to Japan. Your mom probably thinks its just a funny hat.
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>>27218329
>>27218333
Well what the fuck am I supposed to do?
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>>27218293
She either saw it and wasn't paying attention or saw it and is pokerface'ing because she doesn't know what to do now that "her son is pedo".

To be honest I love loli too and am wondering who the artist is, I hope in your case, that your mom did the former.
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>>27218181
>screensaver
Fucking kill yourself
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>>27218351
What else would you call it?

>>27218346
I don't think I can live with my mom knowing I'm a pedo...
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>>27218383
If I were you, I would get rid of anything you own that's even hinting at loli. Even if it's safe for work.

EVERYTHING.

I don't mean delete pictures. I mean any flash drive, any device with anything (even safe for work), I would get rid of. Break the device with a hammer, throw the broken thing out in a garbage can far away from your house.
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>>27218407
Why? It's not illegal here.
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>>27218383
>actually using a screensaver
Kill yourself
>>27218456
>not hiding your child fucking better
You really are autistic
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>>27218456
Because your mom might not know that. If she tries shit, it doesn't matter if it's legal or not.

Cops could charge you with shit even if it's not illegal.

You fucked up with having that shit out in the open.

Even if she doesn't do anything, she might keep a lookout for anything else and try to spy in your shit. If she is successful and goes "oh noes my son is rapist of real 3D children", you're fucked.

Abort, dude.
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My mom walked in on my passed out on my computer with an empty glass of red wine next to me and my dick in my hand, a loli spreading her lewd bits on the big ass computer screen.

It was never mentioned and I get the feeling she's suppressed the memory.
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>>27218489
I can't do that. I've been collecting loli for years now...

>>27218487
Why are you so upset that I fap to lolis that don't actually exist.
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>>27218546
Risky, man. I wish you luck.

At least get a mobile HDD and encrypt it properly.
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>>27218546
Im upset you arent discreet with it, anyone with a brain knows in any white country lolicon isnt socially acceptable so you risk ruining your reputation if word gets out you jerk to it.
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>>27218533

Nearly choked on my food trying to contain my laughter.
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>>27218568
>risk ruining your reputation
Great joke
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>>27218533
Why dont you fuckers lock your doors?
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>>27218576
>lolicon
Fucking anime faggot, real children are the best to fap to. But even Im not stupid enough to save CP like your autistic ass.
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>>27218585
My door doesn't have a lock
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I really can't be assed helping a pedo, but I can be assed helping an anon.

Remember, there's a chance your mom might go full retard and report you to the police or something for CP.
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>>27218665
He deserves it for being a lolicon piece of shit instead of liking real children. I hate you lolifuckers you make us real pedos look even worse than we do already because most of your lolifuckers are completely pathetic awkward losers where as we real pedos are a diverse group of personalities.
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>>27218181
>hey anon, can I use your phone to take a picture>
>oh shit
>"yeah, here you go"
>"thanks, can we see the picture?"
>oh fuck
>"okay"
>mother takes phone
>starts swiping in the wrong direction
>goes through mara picture after mara picture
>no you fucking retard going the other way
>never hear anything about it
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>>27218698
Holy shit, my condolences.
Should've fucking opened the picture yourself tho.
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>Plumber had to come over to fix toilet
>Water main is in my room
>Had a bag full of loli panties in my closet
>Bag was moved out of the way
It's been like a year now, so I think I'm safe
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>>27218698
>Saving porn on the phone
Kill yourself as well.
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>>27218763
YOU DON'T THINK I KNOW THIS DESU

You think I'm in a stable mental condition enough to care?
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>>27218761

I'm trying to imagine myself as the plumber (I hate pedos), but I don't know what I could or would do. I might snoop around more to find more damning evidence to report to the police. If I didn't find it, then fuck it.
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>>27218763
>Mara
>porn
Newfriend much?
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>>27218698
>tfw no literate loli gf
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>>27218802
Why do you fags save so many pictures to your FUCKING COMPUTER?

Put it on a flashdrive. If the Feds read your harddrive its prison time for you faggot. I hate you autistic pedos you make us normal ones look bad.
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>>27218614
Real kids look fucking disgusting unless your talking like 14-16 year olds. Loli is always great, and it doesn't hurt anyone.
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OH NO

I'm so drunk I posted mara AGAIN

NO

>>27218846
I want to go to a psych ward and get medicated

No I don't

Yes I do

No I don't

Yes I do
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>>27218181
>e-reader
>loli screensaver
>still living with mom unless under age

Kek
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>>27218846
how exactly is having it on a flash drive going to save you? just encrypt your shit, don't be stupid
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>Being so autistic you have morally questionable content as screensavers
>Being so autistic you do that while not living alone
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>>27218868
>hating real kids
>being attracted to fucking cartoons over the real thing

Kill yourself real children are the best, your lolis are just shallow poor imitations of the real thing.
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>>27218908
Honestly we should just kill people with autism.
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>>27218181
>Mom cleaned my room

How old are you?
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>>27218181
>mom cleaned my room
>mom cleaned my room
Why is your mother still cleaning your room? My mom stopped cleaning my room since I was 14 and I clean it myself you really are a fucking manchild.
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>>27218957
SHUTUP FUCKING FAGGOT

YOU HAVE TO GO BACK
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>>27218803
Evidence of what? I bought them legally.
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>>27218339
What's special about the hat?

>>27218293
It's possible she just glanced over it. You might be in the clear, it isn't that recognisable, if you haven't seen loli before.
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>>27218957
>>27218937
>>27218908
>>27218897
Fucking NORMALFAGS get the FUCK out.
Half this fucking board lives at home still
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>>27218978

Evidence of CP.
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>>27219004
Shut up
>>27218997
I dont understand you autistic people, you are supposed to be logical yet act like fucking retards holy shit.
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>>27219012
I don't have CP
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>>27218997

It's a stereotypical Japanese kindergartner hat.
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>>27219036
Ok, but it's not like the drawing is unrecognisable as a child, with or without the hat.
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>>27219050

The proportions are only partially childlike, like most loli. Usually they have traits only found in sexual maturity like a shapely bottom and feminine hips.
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>>27219029
Loli is CP
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>>27219069
>Usually they have traits only found in sexual maturity like a shapely bottom and feminine hips.
You must be fapping to some shitty loli then.
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>>27219074

im not a pedo, im describing typical lolis
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>wow anon, I didn't know you could draw
>well I just started and read a beginner's book
>but who's the model?
>Just some random grill I found online through googling "model drawing"
>"oh... okay... it looks like your cousin. I mean, she looks quite young"
>oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit
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>>27219091
Those aren't typical lolis though.

>>27219092
She knows
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>>27219070
Go away fucking normalfag
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