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I'm very depressed
get meds, get counselling, get out of here
Why do you think that makes it our problem?
We're not your life partner, we're strangers, complete strangers, and we all have our own issues.
>>29502576
Look at the bright side. The UK will become an independent nation, free from the fascist legislation of the EU. The only thing we have lost is our chains.
>Try to tickle someone
>They aren't ticklish
I can't remember the last time I touched another human
>>29502555
>>29503055
this post MUST end in 5
>"Stop it Anon! You are hurting me!"
Hello /r9k/!
>Since a majority of you are beta virgins, let me help you with that...
>Once, I too, was a loser in terms of girls...
>But then... I read this:
http://bookofpook.neocities.org
>And such, in a short future, I got every girl I wanted without even trying...
So... If today is the day you stop being a beta loser...
>Just Fucking Read The Book...
who are you quoting?
Okami
>PUA
LOL just LOL
Looks = everything
>>29502551
Whatever this post is trying to be, this book is actually worth reading.
> you'll never be in a AMBW
> maybe vietnamese, but I live by nothing but koreans
KILL ME FAMILY THEY DON'T EVEN LIKE MULATTOS
Fuck off bebe you fat nig
I'm a chubby dark skin woman with a Korean bf. He looks just like one of those kpop idols too, I'll post pictures of this thread gets going. If I can do it you can too.
>>29502708
How did you snag a Korean? They hate dark skin harder than the Chinese.
why don't you become a trappist monk ? make badass beers and delicious cheese all day with a tiny prayer to god every now and then. sounds pretty comfy desu.
>>29502500
>trappist monk
even monks buy into the trans stuff now?
>>29502528
that made me smile for a good half second, have a (You)
>>29502500
mfw OP found the answer. DEUS VULT
In all seriousness I have thought about monasticism alot, famalam
>Intentionally friendzoning myself cause I have no idea how relationships work and don't want anyone to find out
JUST
>befriending a woman you won't fuck
I know someone will call me edgy but seriously don't do it
welcome to my world
read books, work out, vidya
got nice savings also
>>29502347
>having friends
Get out
Any recommendations? So far I've been thinking about:
>https://jlist.com/category/adult-corner/toys/toys-for-men/omo303
>https://jlist.com/category/adult-corner/toys/toys-for-men/adt683
>https://jlist.com/category/adult-corner/toys/toys-for-men/ao178
Don't pretend you don't have one. We can't avoid vaginas forever, but a cheap knock off will do
>>29502251
Funny, I bought some toys last week and they just came in the mail yesterday. Didn't unbox it till a few hours ago. Gotta say I'm really fucking pissed and disappointed so far.
>Plug isn't 4" as site/box advertises, it's fucking 3" and thinner than my turds
Going to try getting it refunded, what a fucking ripoff. I bought another plug from them before that's also 4" and it's clearly larger in all ASSpects. It was the Tantus Ryder and it's a little too wide for me, also I don't like how much lube it takes to work. I want a stainless steel plug that I can wear for hours or all day even while I'm outside but I decided I'd give this glass one a try, only to find that I won't even bother because it's not what I paid for.
>Sasha Grey sucker took me like 15 minutes to get my dick in there and that was with trying to try the shit open with my hands, felt OK but nothing like what I hoped... disappointed with my first pocket toy as I expected I would be...
Well I hope this fucking magic wand attachment helps. Saw alewdwebm of someone using it and immediately felt the need to try it for myself.
>>29502361
>Buying a model-based fleshlight
Your first mistake
i have the stoya anal fleshlight, used it a few times but hand > fleshlight
>apply for dunkin donuts to get out of neetdom
>few weeks later
>general manager rings me up to see if I still want the job but I was watering mommy's garden at the time
>mom plays message for me
>call the next afternoon after being coerced by mommy
>"uhhhh yeah he comes in at six in the morning call then"
>next morning mom wakes me nice and early at 6, makes me call
>same dude
>"yeah he should be coming by in an hour I'll get him to call you, what's your number?"
>give home phone
>mfw it's been two hours and I'm starting to fall back asleep
Is it normal to do this much work to fucking make coffee and serve donuts? Wagies have it rough.
You won't last even if you get the job. Saw a NEET come into Walmart overnight once. Couldn't handle the bantz, couldn't begin to try to understand how to keep up physically, quit within days.
>>29502252
I'm physically able and I made it through high school well enough plus donuts are nice
>>29502252
There are actual retards and cripples working at Walmart. Dont act special. You live in your car
Reminder that even your own mother would dump your father (at the very least cheat on him) if she was chatted up by a young, muscular guy
Not true senpai. I watched my mother get hit on by muscular nigger Chads my whole childhood
>>29502319
Same. Sorry your mom is loose, OP
Yet it was my dad that cheated and had a kid with another woman on top of that. Good morning by the way.
>You look like pic related for a day, what do?
fuck stacey in the pussy
.
>>29502207
He prolly looks average without the lighting and makeup desu
>>29502207
stay inside because I live in a forest and the wendingo will get me if I leave
Whats your lame excuse for not working out and looking like pic related /r9k/?
>>29502187
I work out, but I dont look like the characters in the playground scene in terminator 2
(1) I don't do steriods
(2) I have proper from when I do any sort of press
(3) Tendon strength in elbows >>> random ass shoulder strength that translates to nothing at all
>>29502187
Because I am super fat and can literally not move.
>be average white guy
>move to beijing, china
>chinese girls think I'm handsome, tall, exotic, rich
why haven't you moved to asia yet
Girls wouldn't like me anyway because I'm a useless NEET.
>>29502181
2nd left - oy vey
>>29502181
Stop making these cancerous fucking "Asian girls" meme threads. They are no different to "white" woman and men have a far worse time of it in their relationships.
The reality is that you move to China and the Chinese girls won't care about you unless you have money and status. Being a "westerner" is meaningless if you aren't rich with a high paying job.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_G4S8Kws8o
Get over your delusions already.
Pet dog with the mind of a human?
>or
Pet human with the mind of a dog?
is the pet human a horny girl?
>>29502163
pet dog thanks, women have already the mind of a dog
>>29502163
Does the girl wash her self?
Are there any robots that have a fear for losing control, Especially at night. I haven't slept in 2 days and my anxiety is getting worse. Please help.
>>29502145
Im the exact opposite! I try to lose control to see what delights it may bring. Haven't slept in 26 hours. Anxiety nah you poor bastard Ive lost my mind with happiness!
Have you tried sleeping?
lost my mind three years ago it's good to lose control friend
>tfw about to order pizza to days in a row
what if it's the same delivery guy?
will he think im a creep, im nervous as fuck guys
>>29502144
Just gimme your money already nigga gotdayum!
It should be fine, even if it's the same delivery guy he has no reason to care unless he's a turboautist. Even if he did care, what the fuck would he do about it?
In the special instructions just tell him the money is under the matt and to leave the pizza there. Dont knock or anything.
