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Can we have a talk about THIS THING????
Who is this semen demon?sdfsdfsd
Please don't tell me that is cosmo :(
Nnnnnnaaaaahhhhhhhh we can't. Nuh-uh.
>Be wageslave
>Consume nothing but chips and soda before work
Guess my coworkers are in for another stinky diarrhea day.
>>29506266
>tfw you will never be a NEET Pepe's poopoo peepee slave
>>29506512
You could be my poopoo peepee slave Anon
>>29506537
thank you anon, I appreciate that dearly
>want to masturbate
>mommy is home
>>29506219
Jack off on her face
I've never understood this. Close your door? How fucking loud do you get when you jerk off?
>>29506272
I live in a one room house
it is not right to fetishize asian women, If you cumskins knew that you would stop berating your own women and be happy that they are part of the most beautiful and successful race on this planet.
be proud of your women.
t. black man
>>29506208
y u mad black bro?
>>29506208
>the black jew trying to stop the white man from acquiring high IQ Asian genes
Nice try. White-Asian hybrids are actually the master race. Hitler was slightly wrong about this. Second-generation white-asians are EVEN CUTER HNNG.
Reminder that 2016 will substitute 2008 as the year when everything went to shit
2011 we observed negative energy making "real" energy. I'm fucking ready for anything at this point.
2008? I thought we all agreed it was 2007 when everything went to shit.
I mean, 2008 had the great recession, but 2007 was shit all around. I remember a thread a few years ago when everyone agreed 2007 was just crap.
>you will live to see man-made horror beyond your comprehension
What did he mean by this?
ITT: robots around normies (at parties?)
More pic related edition. How do YOU feel robots and what are your thoughts.
After some alcohol I start to feel baffled how anyone can enjoy such an artificial situation.
>>29506329
I have the same thing with weed, I most of the time smoke alone but when I am somewhere and the dudes ask me "heeey bro come on smoke some weeeedz mate" and I go with them and am high. Then I just see how everything is so artificial and weird and I can't believe anyone is actually enjoying himself. I hate parties and I think normies hate them too but convince themsleves its le fun
I've never been to a party, let alone invited to one.
are you a manchild? lets be honest here r9k
>>29506155
I have a good amount of savings/earnings
I live alone in a studio
I sleep on a futon
I don't date
I eat well and keep fit
I have no direction in life
i dunno, results hazy ask again later
>>29506155
probably, yeah
i don't watch news, i don't give a fuck about sports (although i love extreme sports and i'd like to try snowboarding someday), i wear sneakers
>>29506155
Define manchild
>no big bladder gf
>>29506136
Ever been camping with a girl? The way they crouch to pee... HNNG.
What video is that from... PLEASE
>Gf has a little bladder and can't hold it for even 10 minutes after she starts to have to need to pee
I like it.
>Random board
>Random thread
>Random post
>Reply with the smuggest anime pic you can find and comment with "Sure is summer"
>>29506123
Sure is summer
sure is summerthis comment is highly original
animeslutsmug thread?
I masterbate like twice a day and I'm 25.
When the fuck do I grow out of this?
25 myself and have the same issue.
I don't enjoy jerking it anymore. I do it out of pure habit and can't stop myself from doing it at least once a day. Every time I bust a nut I feel useless and pathetic for not being able to stop. I keep trying to break it but never last more than about 4 days before getting back to it.
Our brains are fucked bro.
>>29506058
Its because you dont get any other sexual release, hence you get addicted to porn
when you start talking to people
not real people of course, go talk on discord or other online voice chats. it helped me, and I'm younger than you too
Ask an orthodox Jew who believes everything Jewish tradition says anything
I promise Im not a cuck like that anon who was claiming to be a devout Moslem, even though that sounds like an oxymoroj, and 99 percent of the time it is.
Are you a rabbi?
Also, are jews really so cheap as the memes say?
>>29506025
Im not a Rabbi
Yes, and they are obsessed with money. The stereotypes are true.
>>29506010
>Ask an orthodox Jew who believes everything Jewish tradition says anything
I'm a trap/trans, my bf is a jew from an orthodox family, do we have a future?
I'm scared of asking him directly.
What's the majoritarian position? What does the Torah say about it?
Does anyone know why normies just circle each other about shallow conversations about food and stuff they've done but never really talk about anything else?
>>29506008
Does anyone know why redditbois come to r9k and try to make it a who is the biggest loser competition when its supposed to be about original greentext?
>>29506008
I know why but it's too horrible to share
What else is there to talk about?
In my PC, I have a folder for backup to porn. Its a folder full of pictures of chicken nuggets (Pic is example of what is in there).
>>29505992
Lel so random XXDDDDD! Post this on 9Gag and you'll get ALL the upvotes!
quality post, screencapping straight away
Kill yourself you stupid muppet, you are just SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO funny xd
Would you drink breast milk if given the chance?
>>29505984
no
why the fuck would anyone do that
>>29505984
i would drink it straight from the boob. if i had a gf i would love it if she induced lactation
>>29505994
you drink cows milk, right? its pretty much even more disgusting.
Alright guys, Day 1.
Going to go out and ask out 5 random girls on my campus.
Got any tips on how I should approach them?
Will come back with a description of how the conversation went, their response, and everything.
Don't worry everyone, OP. WILL. DELIVER
>>29505974
>Going to go out
>>29505974
I'm sure you're hoping for some sort of success.
This will be a total failure, maybe ONE of those girls MIGHT agree to a date but you know NOTHING about her and she's probably not your type at all.
>>29506220
I only need to know where the vag is ;)
