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What are your neet money making schemes online r9k
I do clickworker and swagbucks, not bad money to buy a game once in a while
>tfw you will never be able to get payed $1000s to camwhore
oregano bamp
>>29507427
I sell terrible shirts on redbubble
>tfw 6 sales so far
This was posted to bump the thread
>16 year old girl at work has started flirting with me
>>29507421
That reaction your giving, that's why she doing it. Don't pretend the whore is actually in to you or that you can poker face it.
>>29507468
I spoke to her once about herself, asking her what school she goes to, generic bullshit, etc, and now she's teasing me, being playful , etc.
>tfw 15 is legal in my country
so idktf anon but go for it
What are some of your favorite mixed drinks?
>pic related
>smooth and crisp taste with simplicity
>instant good feels
>>29507407
P.S no beerfags allowed
>>29507407
triple sec, vodka/gin, lime juice
mojito if you don't agree youre a closet queer
Who /parentsruinedyourlife/ here?????
>Mom comes back from the store
>Bought me a "family size" bag of twizzlers
>"Here honey, I bought these for you. Should last you a while."
>Eat the whole bag within an hour
>tfw over 250lbs
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT MOM YOU KNOW I'M ON A DIET AND THAT I DON'T HANDLE PORTION CONTROL VERY WELL WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME YOU'VE FUCKING MADE ME A DISGUSTING FAT FUCK.
FUCK YOU THIS IS ORGINAL
>>29507394
You made this thread like last week you fat ass
> Mom comes back from shopping
> Breathes heavily as she carries 20 pounds of food to the 4th floor
> She always has to make a fuss, you were shopping, I get it
> Wait until she sorts it in the kitchen and creep my way there
> Only things valuable are 2 liters of Cola and 2 packs of chips
It's like she put me on this earth just to let me suffer
If you have portion control why not just not eat any twizzlers?
if I measure it from the top its 6'5 inches
if I measure it from the side its 7 inches
if I measure it from the side and turn it slightly to the side so I can measure the whole thing its 7'5 inches
Measure from you anus
>>29507366
bone-pressed from the top
>>29507366
are you bone pressing?
Who will hold me when im drunk and empty?
no one but urself
The female specimen from whose vagina you emerged into this horrible world.
your waifu of course
[inset waifu here]pic is mine
No matter what I try to get into, hobbies wise, I can't find a single thing tags I actually care about or feel excited to do. The only reason I drink and watch TV is to burn time, feels like that all I ever do.
>Tldr how do I become passionate about something?
step 1 get out of here. stay away as long as you can
step 2 find something you like. do it. repeat for the rest of your life.
>>29507352
But what I'd there isnt anything I particularly like?
I have this same problem as well
i made fun of this image and now im literally like him
>>29507244
>not using a superior box fan
>>29507244
wtf I am doing the same thing
>>29507244
How can you judge him if you can't even see what's on the screen? He could be hacking into the pentagon for all we know.
>got laid off today from my wageslave retail job
Sorry to here that OP better luck next time
>>29507219
Sorry man. Hope you can find a better job or be a comfy NEET
I'm sorry OP. Jobs are so hard to get lately, I can barely find one that isn't cleaning the Taco bell toilets. Gamestop is doing walk in interviews next week though so hopefully actually seeing and talking to me will help me get the job. It's still minimum wage though...
>tfw no femdom gf
Just end my life famalongadingdong
>tfw have a femdom gf
>>29507247
stories and details please and thank you
>>29507247
OH GOD plz tell us about is.
itt:
>your current age
>the last compliment you received and the age at which you received it
I'll start
>20
>(My teacher) You have lovely eyes anon, 9
19
(my mom) You are so smart anon, 10
20
"You're hot" (yesterday)
28
My mom complimented me on my haircut after I cut off 6 months of growth and trimmed my neckbeard
> wanna get drunk to drown my sorrows
> no friends over 21, no friends in general
> not turning 21 till next year
What do?
I'm in Boston, MA btw, if anyone knows any lenient liquor stores around
why dont you just fix your problems instead of sulking faggot
>>29507186
Stupid amerifags.
Where I live adults are allowed to buy alcohol when they turn 16.
Regulate this fucking EU!
>>29507278
If I could fix my problems, I wouldn't be on this board
>>29507296
> But, but, but I live in the land of the free!
I wish I could hang in Europe for a while. Not live there, god no, but like chill there for a while. Seems pretty cool desu
>Want to shave legs/arms/chest because I hate being hairy
>Everyone will notice if I do and accuse me of being gay
>everyone will notice
They'll only notice your arms, unless you show them your upper body and legs which means you probably go to the beach which means you're a normie motherfucker who needs to fuck off back to fucking r3333ddit or tumblr
>>29507314
>They'll only notice your arms, unless you show them your upper body and legs which means you probably go to the beach which means you're a normie motherfucker who needs to fuck off back to fucking r3333ddit or tumblr
It's hot during the summer so I don't constantly wear long pants. It's not practical. Secondly my family does force me to go to the beach with them and I can't say no because it's not my household and they will kick me out if I don't comply.
>>29507162
Yep,when i shaved my legs all girls asked me why and said that it's gay,but i couldn't give less fucks.
What does kissing a girl taste like?
Chad's cum and poor life decisions,
Like warm bags of sand
Feels really soft. Just kind of tastes like spit and skin.
Ultimately pretty boring. They want to do it all the time but you get tired of it after your first few months of your first girlfriend.
>started really getting into bleep and club music a while back
>always wanted to go to see someone perform live but always been too nervous to go on my own
>one day just think fuck it and go anyway
>dance to some techno all night without a care in the world
>still autistic but for a while all my worries are gone
>>29507019
>clubbing
Stopped reading thete
>>29507261
I just like the music desu senpai
>oneitis invites me to a club
>entire week looking forward to it
>feels like my life has changed and I am becoming a normie
>"sorry anon not in the mood"
>see pictures of her at the club with her ex the next morning
>cry
that's my clubbing experience
