What does kissing a girl taste like?
Chad's cum and poor life decisions,
Like warm bags of sand
Feels really soft. Just kind of tastes like spit and skin.
Ultimately pretty boring. They want to do it all the time but you get tired of it after your first few months of your first girlfriend.
>>29507139
Like coins and salty milk in a bag of sand
Like biting the curb.
>>29507139
Really nice if you have intense feelings for her. It's like a warm and "rising" sensation all over your body. That's if you like her.
If not probably just tastes like flesh and spit. Although you probably wouldn't even bother to kiss her in the first place at that point.
>>29507139
I've kissed 5 girls, and they all had the same taste, just in varying degrees of strength. A lot of it has to do with your sense of smell, I think. I really couldn't describe the taste, but it's good. It's almost savory, or something.
>>29507387
We're they all of the same race or consumed similar foods?
>>29507139
Not much desu
The way it feels varies though
I remember this one girl had the softest lips ever
I still dream about how amazing dem lips would have felt on my dingus
I don't know but it fucks up the bacterial flora of your mouth. The risk of getting herpes or AIDS is also great. Overall I wouldn't recommend it.
Doesn't really taste like much. Only the texture is noticable, which is really fleshy and slimy.
Try sucking and slurping on a piece of salmon sashimi, it's about the same feeling, just without the intimacy.
>>29507467
Over time would bother parties bacteria adjust to not have such negative effects from the activity? So strange a common pairing activity could be so harmful.
>>29507467
> "You get AIDS from kissing"
All girls are different m8
>cute girls who like boys and singing
Impossibly soft lips, make your knees weak, taste like rainbows
>ugly girls who like anime and manga
stiff lips, like kissing a dog, taste the way dog breath smells
>>29507139
bad breath, tooth decay, gingivitis, sour acidic burps
>>29507529
you absolutely get AIDS from kissing. the person you're kissing doesn't even have to have AIDS for you to get it. pick up a book, jackass.
>one chance at kissing
>girl is a smoker
Tastes like mouth.
>>29507635
You're either drunk or baiting. There's no way anyone legit is this fucking dumb.
>>29507635
You revealed your hand too soon
>>29507229
And you are here because? No really, fuck off loser.
>>29507193
>>29507387
>>29507450
>>29507481
>>29507570
And you are here because? No really, fuck off loser..
dff
>>29507900
no i didn't. i caught one.
Metallic and acidic (in a good way).
it tastes like sticking your tongue as far as you can up a homeless man's butthole, but far less pleasant.
>>29507193
This is pretty accurate.
>>29507229
I've only felt this way when aroused. Like when I'm on the verge of cumming, then her lips feel really soft and warm and nice all of a sudden.
>>29508058
This is the most accurate desc.
>>29508159
..ription? Come on, I know this is a casual environment, but for fuck's sake, guys. We're not animals.
Wish I could tell you, I kissed 2 hot black chicks at a night club once but I was so drunk I couldn't even stand. They told me not to drink so much the next time I go to a club and then they waved and walked away.
>tfw I fucked up the only chance in my life to get laid because I can't be calm around other human beings unless I'm alcohol poisoning levels of drunk
>tfw when I could have had a threesome
>that fucking feel when I'll never get to go to a night club ever again because I live in the country and still don't have a driver's license
>the only reason I ever got to go to one in the first place is because my bro took me
At this point I'm just saving money so I can say goodbye to this world high as fuck. Won't be long now.
>>29507229
This. When I finally made out with my oneitis, it was like fucking magic. It didn't help she was into it and escalated it to a full-on tongue down tonsil hockey game.
She has a bf now, of course.
>>29507139
Wet. Or alcohol. Depends on if they've been drinking or not lol.
With tongue, it's warm, wet and fleshy. Don't really know how to describe taste, kind of unique I guess. Without, it tastes like nothing, maybe their lipstick.
>>29508289
LOL so true, sometimes girls drink alcohol! LOL!
>>29508320
You just mad cause I've actually gotten close to a human female.
Stay mad, robot.
>>29507491
yes, if you cohabitate with someone long enough your bacterial flora will be extremely similar
>>29508358
Sorry, friend, just enjoying your humorous post!
>>29508383
Okay then, buddy! I wish you well on your travels! May famdesusenpai and good luck-memes be with you!
>>29508358
>human female
fucking faggot over here.
>>29508414
Likewise, sweetie pie! *MWAH!*
>>29508422
fucking autist dweeb over here. Can't even attract the opposite sex ''
>>29508494
>5 min comeback
wew lad
>>29508482
*BRAAAAAAAAP*You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
You have been muted for 4 seconds, because your comment was not original.
>>29508522
I got friends in a call I have to entertain. You think I got time to monitor this thread every second?
>>29508524
fukken love the smell of your farts bro. i'd eat dat shit if i could my dude.
>>29508549
Thanksz broooo
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>>29508541
>1 min comeback
>You think I got time to monitor this thread every second?
>>29508563
fuckin HELL YEAH bro i'm SO THERE!!! you fart on that mix bro? got some authentico farts in that sick track you magnificent bastard? FUCK i got a BONE about dat!!
>>29507193
>They want to do it all the time but you get tired of it after your first few months of your first girlfriend.
I never got tired of it. Kissing is the best.
>>29508566
I check this thread at random times. Sometimes people make a post as I switch to this tab.
Fucking retard.
>>29508625
>investing time into defending yourself on the internet
Fucking retard.
>>29507139
If we dont count lipstick, alcohol, tobacco, or any other substance that might leave its mark on the taste, it mostly doesnt taste like anything except maybe saliva. But every now and then you kiss a girl who tastes like heaven, its this peculiar mild and soft taste that grabs your attention and you remember it for ages, its the taste equivalent of seeing that ultimate qt that makes your heart miss a beat.
>>29508679
Just killing time between deaths in overwatch. brah.
>>29508614
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>>29507139
I don't know
orignalo comento
>>29508729
I LOOKED AT IT!
>>29508729
>Just killing time between deaths in overwatch. brah.
Oh nice, I haven't played it yet, but it looks like a solid game.
I hope you have a good day, it was fun talking to you.
french kissed 2 girls, normally kissed some other
last time was already 2 years ago, man I hope i meet someone this summer. also losing my virginity would be nice
>>29508787
>saying bye on the internet
>not just leaving
This is defeat at its finest.
>Want to french kiss girl
>neither of us know how
>have a hard time forcing my tongue in to practice because she always tightens her lips up for no reason
I don't think my gf even likes kissing.
>>29508848
>This is defeat at its finest.
>This is defeat
>defeat
>>29508880
Yes. You have been defeat, in the battle of internet shitposting.
>>29508903
>human females
>casualfag
>won the internet
kek
The greatest god damn feeling in the world.
When I got a girlfriend making out was just addicting. Every culture kisses, it's such a chemical high when you do it with someone you like
>>29507139
Whose lips are those?
>>29507139
nigger semen
>>29509180
>>29507171
>the realization that these individuals have intentionally kissed a girl after she preformed fellatio on am an
>the realization that these two individuals must LITERALLY recognize the taste of semen
Go be cucks somewhere else.
>>29507139
Please tell me why should I give a fuck
>>29507210
Worst show
>>29509089
kissing was invented before people knew anything about food safety. the purpose was to suck septic feces out of each other's mouths. it's an anachronism and should have gone the way of leeches. if i ever see people kissing in public i'll tell them "i don't think the FDA and the USDA would let toxic levels of feces in your food, troglodytes. this exercise is pointless and laughable."
>>29509312
Ebin, did you write that all yourself
>>29509089
>Every culture kisses
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3161388/The-countries-don-t-kiss-Study-reveals-half-world-DOESN-T-smooch-disgusting.html
>Out of 168 cultures, only 46 per cent of them kiss in the romantic sense
>in some cultures, kissing doesn't take place at all
>some even find the act repulsive
>>29509312
I mean, first of all this is some pretty hilariously put together bait, but humor me:
How exactly does kissing "suck septic feces out of... ...mouths"? What are the feces doing there and how did they get there?
>>29507193
This, as soon as you get you dick touched you never really care about kissing again.
>>29509457
t.b.h kissing makes my dick hard.
so it's nice foreplay
>>29509429
>cultures with horrible dental hygiene don't kiss and find it repulsive
hhhhhmmmmmm
>>29509429
I meant the only countries that have a culture. I couldn't give a shit about chinks, gooks spics Niggers and sand niggers alike.
>Tfw gfless, kissless, handholdless, hugless permavirgin
why does god hate me
>>29509457
But I like to kiss WHILE my dick is being touched.
Leaning in, grabbing her lip with your top incisors and bottom lip, and pulling it taut all the while pounding her pussy missionary feels fantastic.
>>29509577
God does not hate you sweetie, he just loves women of this world too much to let you near them.
>>29509604
I like to lick between their lip and teeth and behind their teeth
It's okay
Kissing guys and kissing girls feels the literal same, you aren't missing much
>>29509659
Yeah that's good too.
My favorite thing to do is tohave them stick out their tongue, pinch my lips around it and suck on it.
I think that doesn't count as a kiss but it makes my cock diamonds.
Not very much, but she was a smoker and big time stomer so maybe that had something to do with it. Plus we were both pretty high and drunk apiece.
Point is it tasted like nothing but it was still pleasant, brain goes "yay we are doing a sax"
>>29509430
Well, young man, I'm glad you asked!
When early humans hunted for food, they would often defecate themselves out of fear and excitement. The most efficient way to carry a fresh kill was between their legs, so the meat would become matted in feces. The women, meanwhile, would defecate in a ring around the primitive settlements to keep out marauders, and the carcasses would be dragged through this second helping of feces.
As humans discovered agriculture, there was difficulty at first finding people who would volunteer to perform the necessary farming tasks, which were heavily feces-related. As such, the only people willing to farm the land and keep animals were sexual feces fetishists, a fact that remains true for today's farmers and pet owners. Pigs, cows, and chickens were left to wallow in their own feces, and farmers would spread feces over planted crops, claiming they were "fertilizing the soil," an absurd notion that nevertheless caught on as an accepted truth.
Since all available food was positively bursting with all types of feces, people developed a "kissing" process wherein a person would take a bite of feces-encrusted food, chew (a mechanism for lubricating and frothing feces to the front of the mouth), and then let the feces bubble over into the mouth of an eating partner, who would ideally suck away the feces and spit it on the ground. It was accepted practice for two male eating partners to alternate bites, while a male-female eating partnership would see a male taking one bite for every female's two, and an adult-child eating partnership would involve the adult taking one bite to the child's four or five.
Food safety regulations, as I've said, have rendered the process obsolete, but our species has ingested enough excrement that we've long been immune to its negative effects on our health. Try it: next time you defecate, fish it out of your toilet or underpants and take a hefty bite. You'll notice no ill effects.
>>29509943
A true artisan of shitposting.
>>29507139
like dank memes
>>29507139
Honestly I like kissing, it feels really good especially when dry humping. Problem is, my gf has bad breath. So I can't do it and I have to push her away when she tries to kiss me. It sucks
>>29510099
hopefully next time you push her away she doesn't come back. could help if you dry hump on a cliff.
like sweet cookies
>>29510156
I kind of like pushing her away, she makes these cute whiny noises and its also somewhat degrading for her to be denied by her own bf
She's getting dumped soon for sure though
>>29510193
That's all I want to do, feminine necks and collarbones are so appealing.
Fuck why am I still breathing.
>>29510200
make sure she knows her smelliness didn't help. don't be specific, leave her to wonder where she's smelly. maybe she'll take steel wool to her cunt.
>>29510246
They're so delicious
I like those little lace chokers too
>>29507193
I never really get tired of it, but to each his own.
>>29507229
this
>>29507529
>"using quote marks in a quote"
>>29510299
Why does it have to be like this
JDIMSA please
>>29510400
why does what have to be like what?
Like stale cum, dog dick, chocolate, fingernails, and day old ketchup
Jk I've never even touched a girl
>>29510430
why does IT have to be like THIS. i just said it anon. get your head out of the clouds.
>>29510498
You know what stale cum, dog dick, and day old ketchup taste like?
>>29510430
Gee I don't know, being born a socially retarded manlet with these desires?
>>29507139
like your entire life can only go downhill from that point
>>29510533
Who the fuck eats fresh ketchup or cum?
>>29509804
You secretly desire to perform oral sex on a man.
>>29507139
ever eat poop? i'm not saying it tastes like poop, and i'm not saying it doesn't taste like poop. but it tastes like poop.
i've heard from someone that a certain grill's mouth tasted like pickles
i don't know if i dislike this or not
>>29510732
was it a girl's mouth? then yeah, twinkletoes, you dislike it.
>>29510764
awoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo0o00o
>>29507434
3 white, one half latina, one ambiguously brown. Don't really know what they ate, my girlfriend has a primarily vegetarian diet and in high school my disgusting tumble-tier gf ate exactly what you think she did
>>29511481
I think she ate doo doo. Did she eat doo doo, Anon?
>>29508058
I can't be the only one with a fetish for lips.. R-right?
>>29511824
Yeah. That's creepy. Lips are gay. You're a gay freak and nobody understands you.
>>29509429
where's the image from?
originnnal
>>29507139
Doesn't really taste like much at all. Although the first time I ever kissed a girl she must've had something on her lips because they were just a little sweet.
>>29511956
I must say though, myself and a long time one-itis of mine are together right now, whew lads. I'm a big fan
like theets
>>29511906
i assume it's a photograph
>>29510691
he meant kissing her moth not her asshole u dumbass.
>>29512097
is that what he meant? all he said was
>What does kissing a girl taste like?
he didn't say where the kiss would take place. i say butthole, you say moth. someone else might say her mouth. whatever it is, you shouldn't put your mouth on another person or insect, it's unsanitary.
>Cuddled with oneitis last week
>"Aggressively" cuddled
>Kissing on her/my neck and face, rubbed her legs, sort of just held each other awkwardly
>Lips hovered on hers
>Felt them barely touch
>Didn't actually kiss me
Biggest tease, but considering our entire relationship has always been that way it's no surprise. That was last Saturday night and we haven't talked since aside from at work. She had a date the next night with someone and she talked about it in front of me with everyone else.
I almost felt it, and with the girl I've been interested in for years no less. But it made me realize, finally, that I just have to get away from her. I transferred locations so I never have to see her again.
I was close. Closest I've ever been to a girl. But it didn't mean to her what it meant to me.
>>29507229
Pretty damn accurate
>>29508016
>loser
Lmao
>>29507139
garlic and cheetos
>>29507657
I never really noticed any bad taste from smokers. One girl's tongue was kinda dry after she smoked though
I kissed a girl and I liked it
It tasted of cherry chapstick
>tfw never kissed anyone anywhere
>not even family
>have no idea how to do it
i hate being socially stunted
Like eating ass
>>29507181
I got a chuckle out of that. Have a (you)
>>29511866
Lips aren't gay wtf ;_;
