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so /r9k/, what are your vices for tonight?
what's you favorite drug to do to lessen the pain?
personally I'm drinking some gin and chainsmoking cigarrettes and I'm gonna pop some oxies tomorrow when I wake up
I prefer to smoke marijuana and chainsmoke cigs until i can feel the cancer forming in my lungs
Black label
Cider
And Xanax for later
>>28871626
1mg xanax, some medical-grade marijuana, and a few gulps of whatever liquor I can find.
Gonna smoke another bowl and then go stumble around the streets and see if I get arrested.
Don't lie robots, if an average girl smiled at you you'd look the other way cause she's not stacey
ya i kno.
>>28871616
Who fuckin' says?
I know my fucking limits, man. Anything above a 5-6/10 is incredibly unlikely.
>>28871616
it's true, for some reason i always think i could do better. train of thought goes as follows:
>I can do better
>just need to exercise more
>just need to lift more
>cut my hair
>maybe pick up some interesting hobbies
>I can do better than to stick with this bitchI never actually do any of it
How am I suppose to not kill myself if: I'm below average looking, hate my heritage, am proven to be dumb constantly, hate being around normal people, hate wageslaving but am forced to, too impotent to stick up for myself verbally and physically, my dad is starting to resent me since I'm complaining and he feels like I have no real problems and need to "get over it and "man up", and am paranoid of being in a relationship since I feel girls will just take advantage of me and leave me (if I manage to even get in a relationship)? My genes are horrible anyway so fuck having a family. I have some friends but I just don't care anymore. I'm 20 years old and am saving up for trade school and have $13k, but it doesn't matter what my future entails; I hate myself and most others. I live with my father and he is going to die in 10 - 15 years due to cancer and he's saying I'm being selfish for being in a bleak mood around him despite him doing so much for me. I feel like giving him all of my money and just killing myself, even though that'd probably make life hell for him. But I feel like I'm living in hell, too, since I'm never going to feel at ease again. I mean I'm probably going to kill myself when he dies, so why waste my money going to school and whatnot, why not just give him the money and have just him suffer instead of both of us? If it wasn't for him I'd just end it by now.
>>28871588
If you're unhappy, you should know that suicide is your right. It's your life, and only you should be able to decide when it ends.
Also. Consider giving me some money. No sob story but I genuinely need it.
>>28871588
>hate my heritage
Are you asian?
>>28871691
Half Jew Half white. I'm seriously ugly because of it and am 5'6" with flat feet and have low iq due to being conceived when my parents were 35+ years old.
i could really use a failure to non failure success story /r9k/
i need to know that hope exists for us
I'm making progress I think.
Not successful yet, or even normie tier, but I'm going in a different direction in life for a change.
>>28871479
Why is she wearing mittens to bed?
>>28871479
Also, what's the name of the Manga?
Origi
sigh
lets try this
72 tbqh did worst than i thought i would
>>28871408
originally 84
pretty accurate tbqh
>>28871408
102, seems about right, mine be lenient on myself for a few.
Is ADHD just as bad as autism?
>>28871360
Both memes.
>>28871360
>comparing an attention disorder to a social functioning disorder
Nigga, is you serious?
>>28871385
ADHD can affect your social functioning as well
What's the worst board on 4chan?
>>28871355
/v/
originalcommenttbhfam
/pol/ is very racist
>>28871376
/v/ is only bad late at night when all the pedos come out of the woodwork.
>>28871393
>m-muh racist /pol/
Which reminds me
>>28871355
/lgbt/ or /vg/ because they're safe spaces for Reddit and Tumbler users.
Why aren't you enjoying little Caesars this weekend?
Little ceasar's is dogshit.
Why would anybody want to eat a pizza made hours ago that's been stuck under a heat lamp?
>>28871323
It gives me double dookies that make my toilet pukies
>>28871323
Little Caesars > Pizza hut > papa Johns > Domino's
>50 video games unplayed
>play one
>get bored easy after ten minutes and come back here
>>28871316
Get back in there and play that vidya. And if that one bores you play another and another.
Anything is better than here!!!
>>28871316
>buy a fuckton of games during steam winter sale
>literally played nothing but TF2 since November
overwatch is pretty bangin'
you got that anon?
I'm giving myself two years to recover from NEETdom and crippling depression, and if I don't get better in that time I'll an hero. I feel good about my decision.
>>28871144
What are you going to do in those two years, anon?
>>28871144
You need to set firm, concrete deadlines or you wont do it. Aka "By July 15th I will get a full time job. I will move out Sept 1st"
etc etc
>>28871186
I'm going to do these things, in no particular order.
>get a real job
>see therapists and doctors for depression
>set achievable goals for myself to get over depression
>get /fit/
>get back into hobbies I always used to love
>write novel I always wanted once my energy levels are back up (if they ever are)
>get a real job in Europe so I can see it before I do
>travel in Europe
>busk in Europe and live on the edge
>travel to Japan just one time to visit
If I still feel depressed after all that then at least I'll know I made the most of my time here and did my best to try it. I'll an hero in my own country so the family doesn't have to deal with my body being in a foreign land. It gets expensive.
What's with Flip women and dating blacks?
the philipines are to asia as mexico is to america
>>28871056
Other Asians consider them the niggers of Asia and white people go after Korean, Japanese, and Chinese girls.
Plus a lot of them in the US are in pretty poor neighborhoods so their only choices are other flips, spics, or niggers
>>28871056
>the black version of asian people dating actual black people
what's the confusion here?
Hey guys I'm going to the barbershop soon and I want to ask for a Hitler youth haircut.
Can you guys post some pics of what you would show to the barber?
Google isn't very helpful it's coming up with a bunch of homo faggots and that's not the look I'm going for.
Corta na frente e pica atras.
Gentlemen's cut or some shit like that
>>28871048
sdfasfcccc
Why haven't we had any comfy Silent Hill autism threads lately? Not the usual OP so I don't have the usual OP post and links to download the games, but can we have a Silent Hill lore thread?
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLunpxbXZGHBdSsHndJst1s0FXfW6vYOy-
You missed it by two days m8.
>>28871086
;-; I just want to talk about Silent Hill and sperg out with my robot brethren.
Hey man it's me, LF. I didn't expect my threads to catch on like they did, honestly. But I'm glad to see other people find it comfy like me. Currently working on episode 5. I've been awake a very long time but I need to finish this episode tonight.
Here are some download links, email me at[email protected]if you need technical help.
SH1 NTSC DDL:
https://mega.nz/#!bVUCTJzD!PmnPw4S7fWGyvTjw9S0-RQdk7rRp2BQNuXJqRkZCZvk
SH2 DDL:
https://mega.nz/#!rFcj1SIJ!47JH9M4OrzmQKuaiJ6IqUgmgz_SVNtk4LIYNSa-D-_8
SH3 DDL:
https://mega.nz/#!2JNkgJ7b!nfPf5cIs6I5K-sdAs7RcnHvGA2hAvIGdpQuIoBhF3iE
SH4 DDL:
https://mega.nz/#!Us1XTaII!cglH0dZOaH5yQEm4cnEh3eyUz4bIf6rACQqcVzkb4Hc
And in case someone's once again new to this PC gaming stuff: Use a program like PowerIso to mount the ISOs of 2 & 3, and then run their installers like always.
The SH1 is a PS1 rip that you gotta emulate.
The "sh2proxy" fix works as a no-cd crack as well, and is included in the pack.
In case you experience issues saving the game / not being able to edit the disp.ini, make sure the files aren't set to "Read Only", and run the game as Administrator.
If SH2 gets stuck in a black screen upon launch, close it and re-start it again.
here's the recommended emulator settings for SH1. Works great on all other games too.
The plugins used are:
-Pete's OpenGL 1.78; (more options & better performance than 2.x version)
Pic related are emulator settings
>First day back home from uni for the summer
>Haven't ate all day
>Go to Golden Corral with the family
>Chad waiter (not our waiter) says "Hey, what's up bro!" as if he knows me
>I didn't recognize him at first, confused
>Realized he was the Chad who bullied me in high school, looked sort of diffrent
>"h-h-hi Chad"
>Go back to my seat with my plate
>Never got up for another plate because I was afraid Chad would see me again
>Never even got dessert
>Told my parents I wasn't feeling good, hence why I didn't get much food
>Watched them eat plates upon plates of food while I starved
>Get home, still starving
>Go to my room
>Cry
Is this what I have to look forward to this summer, /r9k/?
>>28870967
>Having your bully in a subservient position to you
>Still being this much of a massive pussy
WHEW lad ,you blew your chance big time.
>>28871010
He wasn't my waiter though
>>28870967
He's working at a fucking golden corral, that's pretty goddamn pathetic. I would laugh my ass off at him if I were you. Grow some balls
Will some experts on homosexuality help me? I am starting to think I may be a homosexual. This is not a shitty shitpost trap/boypussy thread, I do not like traps and never have.
My issue is that I recently made a friend in college, and he's the first real friend I've ever had. We relate on so many levels and really seem to understand each other. We share the same interests and it's awesome. But these last few days I've had random thoughts come into my head like "I wander what his dick looks like" and "I'd like to let him relax and jerk him off", but I've never felt gay before. I've been slightly aroused by dicks I see on 4chan but otherwise I'm all about women bodywise. However, I find women's "personalities" awful and I do not wish to be around them. I don't know what to do, if I'm gay or if I just have weird intrusive thoughts, or what. I don't think I could actually act on homosexual thoughts like that, and I just feel so connected to him that I almost love him in a way, but physically I don't find him attractive, I just want our souls to be together. Am I a homosexual or am I just starved for human connection?
>>28870961
>I'd like to let him relax and jerk him off
yous a fag
>>28871027
It's more of a "so I can show my appreciation for him being a good guy" thing, but also an acceptance thing, to show him I'm fully accepting of him.
Putting those feelings/thoughts into words, it sounds like a joke/troll but it's honestly true. I don't mean it in a forwardly sexual way. But this is disconcerting. Rereading my post I can see more clearly that I may be what I fear. *wonder I meant.
>>28871051
No you're fucking gay. Just suck his dick and see if you like it, retard.
