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Any other failed normies know how to get over an ex gf?
>>28874123
Time. It sounds gay as fuck but time is the only thing. It's gonna punch you til its done. You cant accelerate it.
>>28874123
Don't date anyone
I dunno, it's been 8 years and I still think of her sometimes. Doesn't help that I've barely dated since then.
girls, what is sex like for you
Like having a dick inside of you
I just lay there and think about the queen of england
It feels pretty good. Sometimes can feel great.
>be at work today
>kind of hug a female coworker I work with (around my age) because I had patted her on the back and decided to just go in froth and give her a one armed hug
>she didn't reciprocate the hug but wasn't turned off by it
>felt her large breasts press against my chest and kind of got excited after I released it
How pathetic on a scale of 9-10
wondering about it might be a little pathetic, but getting excited about boobs is never pathetic
>>28873914
Better than me, I don't think I've hugged a non-family member in about 4 years
10/10
she was obviously in discomfort, but you couldn't read it
when girls look so serious like this, i feel physically intimidated and weak, like i need to submit to whatever they want.
is this normal?
No, just you been trained to be a beta bitch and been trained to know that the law is always, and I will repeat, ALWAYS, on the womens side.
Women dont intimidate you the white knights backing them do.
>>28873899
They look like brother and sister, lmao
>>28873899
This guy is right. But the thing is, is that in western culture, guys are simply told to "man up" and fix themselves so they can submit to women more, just in an "ALPHA MALE" way. It's ALL for the woman's pleasure, no matter what.
The only thing that will make this all better at this point is a total societal collapse. From the ashes, a new civilization can rise, one that will never make the mistake of giving women rights ever again.
Is there anything from the past that you miss?
Belief that by this *insert age* I'll figure things out. There is no figuring. There is no out.
>>28873452
Ive had many female friends who ive sexually abused in the past, i still see them occasionally but it's not the same anymore
Yeah, literally everything.
So i'll get it out of the way and let you all know I used to be a normie. Many of you will probably still say I am but things have changed over the past 3 years. I left my job and am now a NEET and have been for 2 years. I used to be in amazing shape but I stopped working out and now im fat and look like shit. I have anxiety problems and crippling depression as well as severe alcoholism.
I'm 26 now and I used to have an amazing social life. In college I had lots of friends and lots of girls but over the past few years I have slowly but surely completely removed myself from society. I have no friends, no social media have not had a meaningful relationship of any kind in over 4 years and I spend all day on the computer from the time I wake up to the time I go to sleep.
I have just given up, I don't trust people anymore and I just don't see a point in even making the effort to find friends or girls. I figure this is my new life now and it's not going to change until I either kill myself or die of alcohol poisoning one night
Anybody else here with a similar story i'd like to hear it.
>>28873445
Yeah. Something similar happened to me around 28.
Took me a long time to pull out of that slump, but worth it.
>>28873486
What happened? I'd like to hear about it.
>>28873521
OP pls respond
RIGINAL
Who /gymcel/ here?
>started lifting hoping it would fix my mental issues and get me a qt korean gf
>still the same social retard despite slightly improved confidence
>keep lifting anyway because it makes me feel better than not doing anything
lifting is actually fun, i really enjoy it
dieting is fucking awful though, which is why i didnt look like i lifted for the first 2 years and am only now starting to look like i lift because i'm loosely counting calories and protein
Thanks to lifting I only want to kill myself 40% of the time. Once I hit 1/2/3/4 maybe I'll receive a gf.
>lifting to impress others
You're doing it wrong. Stop going to the gym and let actual people use the equipment.
Well robots, of course as my 3 day weekend hits I'm slammed with a dying computer. Turned it on and when I looked up a few minutes later there was a black screen saying "disk error press any key to restart" or something to that effect. Pressing a key repeated this message.
Got it to boot after pressing the power button but it's so slow, takes like ten minutes just for the ctrl alt delete screen appears.
What do I do robots I'm literally shaking, my only escape from reality has been ruined
>mfw
Okay now my desktop has stopped responding.
>>28873382
This should speed up your PC, famalino.
I guess you have to go out and slay some pussy now.
>tfw skinnyfat
>tfw will never get to go swimming shirtless
>>28873375
Dude swimming in a shirt is much worse than swimming as a tub of lard. One of the realms in which guys undoubtedly have it easier than girls is that no one really gives a shit if you're fatter. You just have to make some self-deprecating jokes on occasion and become fat bro. Or eat less if you can't handle that, you piece of shit.
>decent slim body, no fat
>terrible back acne
Never going shirtless in public senpai
>tfw you were a pure skelebro up until maybe 2 years ago
>tfw didn't realize how great it made you felt and how much freedom you had until you lost it
Fuck these skinnyfat feels.
At least, anon, when we do finally decide to lose weight, there's isn't a lot of it to lose. Maybe a month or two of intermittent fasting.
But we need to turn from this dark path we've chosen to embark on. Retrace our steps, back towards the light. It's so cold and lonely out here, it isn't worth it.
tfw this is whats happening to traditional women
>those glasses
I don't know why anybody who isn't a 50+ year old man would wear those types of glasses. They look horrible
I like vanilla ice cream, not vanilla women.
>>28873259
What?
6654
was that it? we're done with her?
Fuck off whatever your name is
always type 'sage' in the options field boys, we can kill her once and for all
>>28873227
can i atleast get her pastebin pls.
Why are japanese women so perfect?
>>28873111
>why does cosmetic surgery make people look better
I dunno, anon.
>>28873111
they aren't they look like trolls japs are shit
They arent. They are like every other cunt.
>tfw deathly addicted to RC benzos because lol cheap and im on probation so i can't use traditional benzos
>tfw can't seek help/go to rehab because i'll go to prison for admitting that I used drugs while on probation
Thinking an hero might be a plausible solution here?. I can't taper/withdraw myself (never been able to). If I stop taking it today I'll seize by tomorrow and the jig is up
50+mg etizolam/day btw for about a month now, been on and off this stuff for years
Pls help... no bully for degeneracy or w/e
Taper off. Not that hard senpai. Just do it slowly and with a set amount each day. If you've got time you can taper off over two months or so and not feel much.
>>28872953
taper lol
you couldnt afford traditional benzos yet you can afford 50mg a day of etiz?
start taking DXM and memantine while reducing by 2mg per week.. they will help reduce your tolerance and prevent further buildup while also reducing withdrawal symptoms and neurotoxicity
Is it considered bad when a girl doesn't initiate text conversations? She gave me her number and we talk a lot IRL and she seems to enjoy it. But she never texts me unless I text her first, and I don't want to do that too often or else it'll come off creepy.
If she gave you her number, and you talk a lot IRL, you will not be seen as creepy.
>>28872958
I don't think that's the case. To be clear, we talk a lot IRL but only at school between classes and work. We've never hung out anywhere else.
I need help bros I really love this girl ;_;
Reminder that there is literally nothing wrong with being a virgin. In fact, not having sex is the only surefire way to avoid causing any unwanted pregnancies or catching STDs. Conversely when you realize with absolute certainly that you never ever want to have kids, it gets 80% easier to accept being a virgin for life. And if you quit masturbating, for real, then your body will become desexualized and you will be 99% OK with never having sex.
I'm not a KV, but I have never actually had intercourse, and I am glad I never experienced it, and doubt I could bring myself to do ever do it. Stop lamenting missing out on young pussy, feeling like everyone is fucking except you, envying Chads who get away with fucking 50 women bareback with no consequences, and other such crap. Sex is not important at all, nobody needs it. Don't let the new liberal sex positive media and culture convince you otherwise or make you feel bad about lacking sexual experiences.
>>28872810
You made a thread about it, to me it seems like it's important to you.
>>28872810
Also regarding "safe sex":
-Nonsurgical contraceptive devices are highly vulnerable to malfunction and human error.
-Birth control depends on the woman taking it regularly, it affect her personality in terms of what she is attracted to, and it causes cancer
-Timing with the woman's cycles doesn't always work. My parents used that method, which is probably why I was born 20 years after they got married.
-You think you can just pull out, but you will be overpowered by your primal desire to cum deep in the pussy.
Also regarding this picture: How would I get from Puerto Rico or Tortola to St John island?
>>28872888
This thread is for people who are angry or depressed about it to see virginity/lack of sex presently as perfectly OK
bump virgins
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