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>fapping quantity has now been upped to twice a day
>the second time I can only get off to tranny, BLACKED, or incest porn
this is the beginning of the end, isn't it?
Incest porn is pure though, anon, as long as it's between brother and sister and they aren't being blackmailed into it.
>>28872787
well it's obviously all staged, on pornhub, because actual incest is illegal.
>>28872836
I know, I'm just saying so you don't feel bad about it.
>be a disgusting unattractive fujoshit
>secretly fantasize getting gangraped by all of you robots
>it's never going to happen
>>28872705
I'll make it happen, senpai.
>>28872705
>it's never going to happen
Sucks to be you I guess
>>28872705
I swear I will make this happen if you post contact info/location.
What does it feel like to cum inside a fujoshi?
>>28872330
If that pictures the face she'd make, tremendously satisfying.
Although I'd probably end up with a kid and I hate the idea.
What character is that person cosplaying
As people would belive that it would be nice but it is not. A man such as yourself would think "hey,I would settle for someone like this" and then you realize the moment your member penetrates her you question your very being. Why are you alive? Why would you do anything like this? Why would you ever go to a level so low that you choose to be with someone emotionally unstable. And after you have your 45 minutes of fame you will end up like you did before. Crying nude in the fetal position.
Overall a pretty fun experience, I would do it agian.
How are you feeling tonight on a scale of 1-10?
1 is feeling the worst you ever have in your life.
10 is absolute bliss.
About a 4
Friday nights are always hard
>>28872298
Trust me man. I know. Watching other people go out and have fun while I'm shut in wasting my life is normally how I spend Fridays.
>>28872272
3-4
More regretful feeling than usual
Afraid of the future
Has anyone had any luck trying this?
doesn't really work. it crumbles. You can't make anything rubber-like with cornstarch
>>28872107
Mine always came out crusty on the surface and sticky / goopy inside and it would fall apart or cut my dick up if I tried to use it.
>>28872107
>tried this
>take it out of refrigerator
>doesn't feel soft or rubbery
>try it anyway
>dick immediately splits it in half
>whole thing falls apart
>throw it at the wall
>fucking cornstarch shrapnel everywhere
Thread for Aus NEETs.
What are you up to this weekend?
Who else is on the welfare bux? DSP here.
I was planning to clean my house but I'm too lazy. Am pretty much living in squalor at this stage.
Hello? Is there anyone here?
>>28872425
Queenslander here anon, how about you?
>>28872445
I am not a type of house at all m8. But if I was I would be federation style.
>"But, like, what do you? I mean how can you be by yourself all the time? Don't you get lonely sometimes? Sorry if I'm being intrusive or anything, I just find it hard to imagine spending all my time alone. Hey, listen. Can I give you my number? I don't want to be annoying or anything but if you ever want to hang out with me then just call or text me, okay? I feel like there's a lot to you Anon, and I'd really appreciate the chance to be the person who gets to know you."
[ https://youtu.be/fnS6S3rX8BQ ]
>>28871853
A female friend I know gave me her number and she never texts me unless I text her first. I don't want to be annoying or creepy so I never text her.
Just say "no" to getting her number and walk away. How annoying.
>"I love you. Sleep tight okay, have good dreams. I want you to dream about a really pretty hot spring, in a cave, filled with glowing mushrooms. And there's little purple crystals all around poking up from the floor, and making the water glow. And then, tomorrow, we can find a place like that for real. Okay? I'll even get up early and make us a picnic lunch. We can take the train up to the mountains, and it'll be great. So... rest up. Good night."
[ https://youtu.be/smv7TGZK1ok ]
I want my own thread.
>>28871446
what are you going to do now that you've got it?
I want my own (You).
>>28871519
Do i need to do anything else?
What is /r9k/ playing right now? Pic related is mine: the best game ever created, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban for the GameCube.
Street Fighter V. My skill level is bottom of the barrel and the server keeps putting me against people who are really good. I'm ready to quit this piece of shit game.
>>28871409
Overwatch with a couple of friends from college.
For a team-based shooter you'd expect a lot more fucking teamwork.
>>28871409
Harry potter 2 was waaaaaaaaaaaay better
Alone on Friday night edition. ASMR fags, get in here.
>tfw used to get tingles on my back but not anymore
>>28871654
>tfw only get tingles anymorefrom real life
At least my girlfriend loves me and is always up to ssksksksks for me, kiss, suck and lick my ears, and nibble on my throatwhile pegging my ass and givingme a reach around
>>28871705
I'd get it if it was one of the literal camwhores who does this but why did cripplechan throw a fuss over her again?
Im fed up with normies and society.
All my life i tried to fit in. I was a cyborg. Robot inside, but had friends and "social life" because i pretended to be social. It worked so well.
Then i fell for the be yourself meme. It rid me of all of this. They couldnt understand that i didnt want social contact. I dont want anything, negative and positive the like. I dont think bipolar like this. This is unnacceptable for society. I will never be accepted and i dont crave it. All i want to do is to exist. What i "am" is described as schizoid, which i am diagnosed of.
I will just travel somewhere, spend all my savings, and then do a massive hero, if nothing changes.
/r9k/, my fellow brothers. Which aesthetic country should i go to to do this ?
>>28871266
Im serious about this. I will do it, just give me some input.
>>28871266
another one
nonm
>>28871266
Not even the place with the most concentration of loners can help me.
Its all over
3 hours left, how am i doing so far?? You like my thesis? How should i start the body paragraphs?
Im thinking of the next paragraph start with something about survival of the fittest but some help could make it better!
BUMP WTF
>>28871211
>In the book "The Road",
>"The Road",
It should be "The Road,"
Your thesis is also generic as fuck. I thought this might be a shitty bait post, but Google image search yielded no results, so I guess this is just genuine shit.
>>28871373
*By shitty bait post, I was of course suggesting it might have been pasta.
omegle thread whatever edition
r9k, r9komegle, omegler9k just get on the tags and talk to some people
>>28870405
is he dead, bro beans?
Lmao what was it that made him go away?
His dick and face getting posted? His real name and address being found?
...do people honestly even do this anymore? it's friday and... why
A weeaboo girl just invited me to come over and smoke with her. It's just going to be me and her at her step dad's house. I'm pretty sure I'm going to lose my virginity. But there's a catch... From what I know about her she's batshit insane. Is sticking my dick in crazy worth it to lose my v card?
>>28870299
If you think you can handle her bullshit for the yearlong process of ditching her it's worth it.
Stuck my dick in crazy, even though we live states away now she still manages to find my contact info. Wouldnta minded, thought it was pretty nice until she cheated. I have to use fake online names just to avoid the bitch now, lmao. She thinks we're still together. It's been almost 8 months since I last gave a shit about her.
Now I just kinda talk to her from my old skypes every now and then to try to make her as miserable as possible. It's pretty fun
Go for it if you like fucking with people, anon.
>>28870358
Was the pussy dank though? I have a fantasy of eating cookie dough out of a girl's ass.
If youre gonna do it dont give her too much personal info about yourself unless you have already. Assuming you dont plan on staying with her.
How can you not like this guy?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mmWYdonr3Y
Also, the guy that asked Milo the "question" sounded like an effeminate fag. Why are the younger "alpha males" such snide, gay, little effeminate queers? They all sound and look like fairy faggots. He sounds even gayer than Milo and Milo is gay. Top kek.
I wonder what they are putting in the food and water.
>>28869647
Why in the blueballed fuck do we need a dozen threads up at a time about this kike faggot? You're as bad as the trannies.
>>28869667
shut up white knight
go back to tumblr, milo is our god
>>28869667
I'm from /pol/. Go fuck yourself.
Just remember, /r9k/ - when almost EVERYONE hated you, when almost EVERYONE left you behind, when almost EVERYONE in western society hated you because you were a disposable male, /pol/ always had your back.
Regain your dignity and stop being slaves to women. MAGA.
