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Post a song you relate to a lot.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=l36Wgw6iXx8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djpnsqdNabM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1O83DiH3F8I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpQKtGV5bww
here's two
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9m92sKpxmA8
>friend offered me to take over drug trade for my area
Should i do it ? Would be a very fair share for me, plus free stuff whenever i desire. Also goes along well with neetlife.
>>28875386
enjoy getting arrested
>>28875463
>probably reported me to some us agency
nice try
>>28875386
Go for it OP have fun
>leave milk on kitchen side so it goes off
ha! fuck you future me you prick.
Whos feeling /mischievous/ today?
>>28875353
>be me
>walking alone at night
>see a roasty also walking alone a few houses away
>we both stop and stare at each other
>I start running towards her
>she starts freaking out and runs to the nearest house, knocking loudly for help
>I wander off into the darkness
Will roasties ever learn?
>>28875353
No good boy points for you today, Anon!
>>28875353
>modding a console for someone
>intentionally fuck up
>give them a bricked console
>they come at me all mad
>i just say "that's the risk of these things, buyer beware"
>no you can't kiss me
>let me suck your dick
ROASTIES WTF WHAT KIND OF LOGIC IS THIS REEEEE
1B26649
>>28875334
They want to be degraded and treated like shit because it turns them on. Kissing is not domination, retard.
>>28875334
kissing is way more personal than sucking dick, but i wouldnt expect a virgin like you to understand this
>>28875631
But it's way easier to kiss a woman than to get a blowjob.
>he walks the virgin walk
>he talks the virgin talk
>he wears the virgin uniform
>he has the virgin hunch
>he has the virgin gaze
>he opens doors with the virgin grip
Explain me this
replace he with OP
>>28875362
>he makes the virgin deflection
>he posts like a virgin
>he only knows the virgin memes
Is this the luckiest guy in the entire world? Literally have a a 10/10 virgin teen travelling to meet him...wtf. This is why ER went mad..
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_5yfTen05gg&ebc=ANyPxKoNFkXvKmcEmZHWUynQmL_P2nFkleBC2SJ6QJqbM6sthkFImFB2_CJup1sfqbAMREGgsTW5
>>28875315
She's not a 10/10 you sad fuck
>>28875340
she is you dumbass
>>28875388
No she's not. She's a slightly above average teenage girl that you put on a pedestal. I may be a virgin but I don't feel the need to slobber over some random cunt like your pathetic ass does.
why do whores make me so horny
why is this curse allowed
my brain knows all about the many problems with promiscuous women
my dick then proceeds to ignore my brain
>>28875347
when I say whores I mean females
>>28875396
well in that case its easy
about a billion years of evolution have programmed you to want to reproduce, is why. Literally a million millennia has gone into optimizing you to want to fuck women.
truth thread
give one true answer and you can ask one question
Starting question: Have you ever been fucked in the butt?
Nope.
What do you want from life?
>Inb4 to get fucked in the butt
>>28875229
A: Of course I have! I'm not some kind of homo!
Q: Would you fuck a female family member? If so which one(s)?
No because you're the only woman/fag here. Are you actually intelligent?
I haven't slept in over 72 hours edition
Cheers for the thread lad. Was worried I'd need to get out of bed and turn on my computer to make it
morning /britfeel/
oregano
Second
also, checkem
Does dick size matter, fembots?
>tfw you're a dicklet manlet
I wish I had the guts of NTR protagonists. I've stolen a couple of dude's girlfriends but I would never fuck them in front of the guy.
No. I don't derive pleasure from sex so it doesn't matter to me how big my partner is unless he's too big. No matter what I'll masturbate later to finish the job.
Woman on r9k I have a serious question for you which I have always wanted to ask a female.
What does it feel like knowing you are only wanted for your appearance?
No men want you for any other reason other then the way you look.
This is totally foreign feeling for me as I am ugly as sin and fat yet I have had a handful of woman approach me because I am somewhat wealthy and funny.
Also outliers are excluded so don't bother if you are a hambeast who has a boyfriend. Because he only values you for your appearance but he can't get any better.
It doesn't bother me because I have no interest in dating them and even if I did I know that not every man is a thirsty piece of shit.
My dad did a good job prepping me by warning me that men are "either pigs or snakes." And even though that's not true with every man, they are excellent words to live by and remember that men can't be trusted because they can't control their sex drives.
More than anything else I pity men for their lack of control.
>>28875126
Interesting. I might like to comment.
>And even though that's not true with every man,
I would say with full confidence it is true with 90%+ of the male population if not more. We view woman as basically a masturbation device with a personality which won't drive us insane. That's about it.
I have yet to encounter a male which does not think this way despite his best attempts to hide this you can see this thinking in every man once you get to know them.
>either pigs or snakes
I'd agree with this. Even your father would fall into this. I dread the day I would have a daughter because I know what men are like and I know what she will be going into. Because we are all the same.
>remember that men can't be trusted because they can't control their sex dri
Here is where I draw the line and I do not agree.
Men have no problems controlling their sex drives, I do not understand why you would think that they wouldn't.
>More than anything else I pity men for their lack of control.
Again, what makes you think men have no self control. We have plenty of self control. If we didn't the world would be one big rape and looting vest.
I have declined females advances for the last 15 years or so and I am a virgin by choice because I am disgusted by the hideous woman who are interested in me, yet I am just as hideous as them. It's a cycle really, so I aim a virgin by choice.
Anyway, please elaborate on their "lack of control"
>>28875056
Could you please stop talking in behalf of half of humanity for a second, you humongous faglord?
Being pretty is important, but not to the point when it overrides other stuff, even if it's only for fucking's sake. I'd sleep with most of my college's female alumni despite most being average for their educational level alone (aero engineering). There was a girl in my dorm that was the personification of my fetishes but I would never fap to her because she had the shittiest personality in existence.
>>28875126
kek
Your father looks like he knows his shit. Hats off to him.
>he listens to muse
>>28875016
Red flags for women: they have opinions
>>28875016
whats wrong with muse? used to like them when was a younger
>>28875016
Baby I just wanna touch your supermassive black hole.
How do you deal with having a baby face?
>>28875012
Stop caring and escape this dreadful reality using various methods of escapism.
>>28875012
>ywn have baby smooth skin like Michael Cera
Just fuck my entire life.
Having a baby face is ok but add horrible cystic acne and dark circles and you're destined to die alone.
>>28875012
When I saw that picture it made me think of tacos, the ones from Old El Paso that you make from a box.
Would you ever settle for a fatty?
>>28874988
I did. Several times. I wouldn't recommend it.
>>28874988
No. Even if I didn't find them physically repugnant, my hobbies include things they could never physically do with me. What's the point of a partner if they can't adventure with you, whatever your idea of adventure may be? I find that fat isn't often just a physical property, but a symptom of a lifestyle that I find problematic (in terms of someone I want to hang out with, I don't actually give a fuck how they live their life).
>>28874988
every fat girl is lazy and does nothing all day, and you will find it hard to prove me wrong.
>want to do X
>"nah anon I wanna stay inside all day"
>pick up X hobby together
>she drops it on the 3rd day without fail
Something tells me that all of these rape cases in Sweden are not actually rape but Swedish girls jumping on Ahmed's cock and then feeling guilty about it and screaming "rape, rape!".
>>28874987
And yet I'm a fucking virgin at 24...
>>28874987
That's not their fault, they just go driven by their human flithy nature.
That's a fundamental society "fault". Society without religion, purity and ideals.
They are victims. Victims of society. While society tells that for their own good.
>>28875068
sweeden has the best lower class stacies of any country. hell, I'd go to mcdicks everyday just to be around them.
currently i live in a city that is over 50% negro infested and the fast food restaurants have 99% negro employees.
