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What's the worst part about being a virgin?
literally just the stigma on the word
well imagine you have a hormonal surge telling you to go fuck someone every day and you feel like you can do that. unless you've got something else really going well, you're going to go insane.
thankfully i lost it at 19.
>>28879275
Lack of intimacy.
I don't want sex for LE TITS Xdd, I want to feel close to someone I can trust my body with. Knowing I haven't, and probably never will, have that emotional connection fucks my shit up.
Hitler literally did not do a single thing wrong.
Well he lost so he did plenty wrong.
>>28879777
If only he wasn't on 6 different drugs and not an egomaniac
>>28879252
how come he was balding, a manlet, brown eyes and hair and mentally strange, but he is a symbol of superior aryan race
I'm sort of at a crossroads.
I'm 20, and I feel like I have the privilege of choosing to be a normie or a wizard (apprentice). I'm average looking, average intelligence, a few friends but no one close, still in college.
I could just work really hard in order to achieve all aspects of a normal life, but a large part of me wants to give it all up in favor of living like a manchild hermit until I an hero before 25.
Real reply incoming.
Work hard. Be a normie. I'm 25. I have a good job, never went to college. I have a nice house. I play all the vidya I want in my free time. I can buy all the food that I want and make whatever dish I please instead of tendies only. Get yourself together friend. Wizard life will only go more and more downhill as life moves forward.
>>28879233
Work hard friend. We honestly don't need another robotic NEET in this world. Good luck
>>28880505
>I play all the vidya I want in my free time.
>I play all the vidya I want when my jewish master allows me
She seems to have an invisible touch yeah
She reaches in, and grabs right hold of your heart
She seems to have an invisible touch yeah
It takes control and slowly tears you apart.
the two songs on that album i liked were the one that was ~8 minutes and the title was three words repeating and the title track. i don't remember the name of the first one i mentioned.
>>28879744
i just remembered it was tonight tonight tonight
i also remember watching the video for land on confusion on tv and my brother making a remark about how bad it was
Listen to me, you never listen to me Ooh,
and it seems there's no way out I've been trying', but we cannot connect
And there's no reply at all, there's no reply at all
>2016
>Unironically still being a believer in libertarian free will
It's an incoherent idea.
And compatibilism is at best a word game and at worst simple sadism.
"Free will" is like the Abrahamic conception of God. People say you need it to give life meaning, or to be good, or to make it worth it to get out of bed in the morning.
I don't see it that way at all.
>>28879114
>dude just make a decision LMAO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0zWow4LzDVY
>>28879373
I also want to add...
the music for this presentation is incredibly comfy.
I've only been a NEET for a year, is there any hope of regaining a normal life?
I can't take it anymore
>>28879109
It will be weird at first but it's possible.
>neet for a year
hahaha what a loser, i'm on year 5, HAHAHAAH
ha
hplease kill me
yeah there is. figure out why you're a neet then resolve it
Guys
I figured out the secret for tinder
just use a picture if you playing your instrument
I'm not sure what kind of magic is this but somehow now I get tons of matches
>>28879096
yes, bitches are that shallow
>>28879096
Post your matches
>>28879096
yet you're still a kissless virgin
Post a picture of something you've cooked
>>28879086
I know you putted some work into that but, somehow, it doesnt look delicious lol
some welsh rarebit I made last week
>>28879116
It wasn't a lot of work and it wasn't great. That's what i get for trying to make fried rice without a wok and with an allrecipes.com recipe
Is it possible to get an older girlfriend?
I don't mean a milf or anything, just 2 or 3 years older for example
I'm 21 btw
>>28879071
Yea but that would require you to actually talk to woman
>>28879071
>I don't mean a milf
>23-24 year olds
lol, half of them are pregnant at that age
>>28879071
When I was 17 my girlfriend was 20. The age gap was a little awkward at first but we got over it. It helped that she was a dropout, made things a little easier.
i used to have anxiety and it was ruining my life
i didnt realize the effect coffee was having on me. coffee literally magnifies the feelings of anxiety by ten fold
quit coffee and cigarettes
>drink coffee
>don't feel any different even if I'm tired
Why do people drink this again?
>>28879085
>drink coffee
>go to sleep
>drink
>stay up until 3AM
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>28879066
Coffee doesn't magnify anything.
It's a placebo effect, I've been through periods of drinking coffee and not dirnking coffee and my anxiety is the same either way.
Congrats on fixing your anxiety problem though, even if it is a placebo lol.
>lefties
Well, I mean you're all government leeches. So you're obviously fat beta white boys who want free shit to buy your tendies and look down while Tyrone laughs at you
>>28878980
This isn't pol no one cares retard
>>28878980
[Image of the worst group of a sweepingly huge demographic]
Well, I mean you're all [baseless insult based on one idea of many in said demographic]. So you're obviously [undesirable] of a [demographic] who want [unreasonable amounts of shit based on laughably stupid idealism] while [a more alpha but still despicable demographic] spites you
When will people stop fucking socialising politics and realise the radicals of either side are basically the exact same shit? The reason nothing is getting done and everything is becoming worse is because of a complete lack of cooperation among the different political communities nowadays. Fuck you all
Fuck off back to /pol/ you stupid redneck.
this is bullshit, and camus was a chad
>>28878884
> just imagine sisyphus happy bro
>>28878884
no discussion on this? i was hoping someone could change my opinion
the whole thing just seems stupid to me right now
imaging sisyphus being happy is the philosophical equivalent of cuckoldry
>Be me
>Have a friend that shills Apple harder than his penis when he sees Steve Jobs
>What do I do about it?
>>28878868
Kill the faggot.
He doesn't deserve to live.
>>28878868
tell him apple products are good
kill yourself OP
We know you're the "friend", OP.
It's okay
Hanging yourself is painless
Were fucking around on my facebook, come chill
https://rabb.it/michael.13.36
>>28878867
Attached to my post is an image of a rabbit relaxing in his bathtub
>>28878901
hello don, it's only 9 30 AM in new jersey, are you a normie?
>>28878901
thanks for telling me mate, actually couldn't see
>haven't showered in three months
>people keep saying I'll get ill
Why should I fall for the shower meme?
>>28878781
Yea... I haven't showered in awhile either. Why shower when everything around me smells worse than I do?
>>28878781
>>28878946
Showers are very refreshing, I take them to feel good more than to get washed.
>>28878781
I always shower after I fap, which is basically everyday.
