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haha, we did it boys, we're finally getting asian women to like us.
>>28882713
Now white guys will literally have nothing
There own women left them for blacks so they look to beta Asian women who rebel from there culture and don't want an Asian man, now those girls are getting the very best they can, a superior black man, which leaves the white male with nothing
>>28882713
>>28882763
Kekekek there's nothing more pathetic or disturbing than niggers that browse r9k
>>28882763
anon, we finally gained their trust, lets not stoop to the cumskins level.
>tfw born as a white male in the current year
>tfw media hates you
>tfw minorities are taking over your country
>tfw all minorities want you dead
>tfw white women hate you
>tfw small dick
>tfw sunburns
>tfw disgusting complexion
Is there a worse hand of cards to be dealt than being born a white guy in 2016?
>r9k
>implying I'm white
>op is 4 months old
>>28882634
That's why you pussy shits are voting for Trump cause he's the last bit of white alpha you pathetic beta whites have.
Hey Robots.
If a girl wanted to date you, but she told you to wait 1 year before sex.
Would you be able to do it, knowing that she had sex with
guys before on the first date? (Guys who pump & dumped her.)
>3dpd
>ever considering dating 3dp
Nah mate.
Girls are fucking crazy, I don't even wanna date 'em.
If I loved her it would be worth it. Otherwise nah.
Is this what having a gf feels like?
no thats what being fuckin alpha feels like
girls actually Want Link
>>28882601
No, it's much better.
>dat seductive look
>dat feelin u got when u saw dat naked fish bitch for the first time as a kid
>dat weird feel when you see her as adult link and think she was hotter as a kid
I was banned by fa scum but I have returned from my exhile!
>>28882553
not sure who you are but maybe delete post and assess your life
>>28882553
It's been a while man!
Good to see the ban didn't affect your high energy attitude!
>>28882553
Who are you ?
Fuck off you retard
RIP in pieces
That's another """"femanon"""" too. Which 4chan whore do you think is gonna sudoku next?
My bet is on that cavity ridden underage whore that isn't banned yet for sone reason
>>28882506
She just started a summer job as a waitress and is going back for her second year of college in the fall. Why don't you kill yourself instead?
>>28882559
Why are you whiteknighting this whore?
>>28882559
>whiteknight instantly gallops in the thread
Didn't know you associated with such orbiting bullshit, donatello. If you have any respect for yourself you should stop this nonsense right now.
>NEETs have bigger cocks than wagecucks
>NEETs are wealthier than wagecucks
Discuss.
>NEETs are lazy
>NEETs are manchildren
>NEETs are depressed
>NEETs don't have any friends and are most likely virgins
>NEETs find their peak experience of the day to be some low quality b8 thread they made on 4chan
>NEETs are pityful
>>28882585
>wagecucks are always mad, everytime
i would be too if i lived such a sad pathetic existance.
have another one:
>NEETs are smarter than wagecucks
>time is money
>wagies waste 1/3rd of their life waging
I'm already three times richer than them
you ever sometimes wish you were shorter?
I personally can't make up my mind. One second, I want to be tall and the next, I want to be short.
However, I'm neither tall, 'nor short (by normal people's standards) at 5'8.
Who here /dilemma/
> 'nor short (by normal people's standards) at 5'8.
haha, good one.
>>28882465
stay deluded, roboto
Youre short, why would you want to be shorter?
>he browses /r9k/ "ironically"
>he comes to /r9k/ to bully ugly, mentally-ill losers who have no friends and hate themselves, just to make himself feel better about his own life
>he thinks /r9k/ is "satire"
>he presumes robots have shitty lives because they have a shitty attitude, and not the other way around
>he genuinely believes he's a better person than the average robot
>I worked HARD for everything I have and social inclusion
>You need to pick up your bootstraps and just get fit!
>>28882430
>he thinks /r9k/ is "satire"
Do people really think we pretend to be losers???
>>28882476
>This place is fucking TOXIC, you need to stop complaining and just b yourself.
Should I go to this? What will happen if I do?
what is it?
it'll probably be fun if you can find drugs
you'll no doubt be raped
if you go alone just get drunk. Other drunks will probably take you with them, even if you are a loser
>tfw cocoa powder doesn't taste like chocolate
>tfw you put a little bit of cocoa powder in yogurt
Why would it? No cocoa butter, no chocolate. Shit with palm oil aint chocolate either, despite what Shekelshteins of mass production want you to believe.
>>28882449
REEEE. Coconut oil?! Fuck that shit.
>Sexually submissive "men"
Nothing more pathetic.
Most women would probably want to be with a paedophile over a "man" without any balls who wants to get fucked like a woman.
>>28882376
>boy """"pussy""""
>boy
>pussy
>>28882376
>>28882413
>men who feel comfortable enough in their masculinity to show vulnerability and submissiveness
top tier desu
I'm 22 and only have around 200 euros in the bank
I feel like i'm only half a man desu
Where my poorfags at?
Druggies no need to apply...
you're clearly not collecting any NEETbux, why is this anon?
>>28882401
I live in Germany and would barely be able to survive on that. I work a really shitty job though
>>28882401
Is there any guide for earning neetobux, anon? I accept any really but preferably for latin america
>woke up late
>really horny
>didn't think anyone was home
>jerked off 3 times (usually only jerk off once a week)
>afterwards went to the kitchen to get a drink
>notice the guest bedroom's door is closed
>look out the front window at the driveway to see my family friend's car parked
>realize I wasn't home alone and jerked off loudly while someone listened
This is a good time to kill yourself
>>28882527
There was a time when I would cringe and freak out but I am way too far past that point. I don't really care. Must be really awkward for them though.
>>28882598
>find something in the fridge that will leave a sticky residue on your hand (juice, pancake syrup, etc.)
>put some on your right hand
>shake hands awkwardly when you meet them
>note their reactions for later lulz
anyone /gamblingaddict/ here?
I've just blew my whole monthly salary on lottery scratchers, I don't make much ($1500 / month) and it's all gone...
I didn't win much back, only got like $550 in 'winnings' that I will no doubt use to buy more tickets to try and win my money back.
I hate this life, I use the lottery tickets as a way to dream about a better life of not wagecucking, trying to hit the big one.
>>28882332
You are a moron OP
>>28882332
thanks for funding my neetbux, op
>o i am laffin
>>28882332
dude you gotta play the pokies for bigger wins
i won $1000 on a shogun machine the other day
pissed a lot of it up the wall but y'know wharves
i have drugs to cell.
