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Do any other fembots feel only women can truly be robots
>>28888047
Im just gonna try to ask you nicely since nothing else works, could you please stop shitposting on this board?
>>28888152
FUCKING SUMMERFAGGOT LEAVE
>even /r9k/ losers bully us
>still thinks women can't be robots
Is it really considered shitposting if everyone is doing it? Why has shitposting become popular?
Because people have short attention spans and all they want to do is post something quickly that will get alot of replies. And all the classic bait threads always get alot of replies because you have people getting baited, people saying dont get baited, people arguing over who is the bigger newfag, people pretending to be newfags oh and dont forget fights about who is more reddit. This board is a literal shithole and people literally dont want to think for even a second to maybe improve it. Theyd just rather post random stupid shit that will get em replies and just be done with it.
>>28887958
Communication that caters to the lowest common denominator. I believe a lot of it has to do with (you)s. Accumulating (you)s is just as normie tier as getting likes or upvotes or whatever. Except with (you)s you don't have to say something everyone likes, you just need an inflammatory, "funny" or divisive post that engages as many people as possible
>>28888289
I'd rather than (you)s from meaningful discussion. The board game general on /tg/ is one of the only places I feel comfortable talking and asking questions, but it's such a slow thread
When was the exact moment you realized you were passed the point of no return?
>>28887935
The point of no return for what?
>>28887965
Of not being a Robot and being social
>>28887935
there is no such point objectively, but subjectively its when u give up on trying to make it better.
>tfw you have an inferiority complex even when browsing 4chan
I'm not safe from my mind wherever I go ;__;
>>28887810
Why do you feel inferior?
Because you're a beta faggot, please do the world a favor and kill yourself
https://youtube.com/watch?v=u7Ono5BUuGk
I know It's normie music
I want to try to make a semi-animated video (comprising of still frames) but I can't decide on what I want the story to be.
First come up with the three main characters, the villain, then the setting, and then the events that transpire.
Include art that visualizes whatever you're describing if necessary.
Balling for inter arrest
this is your protaganist
>>28887905
What is its name?
Who are the other two protagonists?
time for an alcohol thread, what are you losers drinking?
I've got some Cruzan, it's not good but it gets the job done
where is your WEED WEED MAN
i love me some whiskey right now
but that shits expensive
>>28887750
weed fucking sucks. Real men drink.
How do we solve the /pol/ problem? They are the biggest dumbest cancer on the 4chan. Also very low IQ.
make a stupid thread about it everyday. that should do it
/POL/ HERE
/R9K/ IS THE WORST BOARD ON THE ENTIRE INTERNET.
YOU FUCKS ARE LOUSY EXCUSES FOR MEN.
IF YOU WOULD PULL YOURSELF UP BY THE BOOTSTRAPS AND MAKE SOMETHING OF YOUR LIFE, SHIT THREADS LIKE THIS AND SUICIDE FEELS WOULDNT HAPPEN.
HELL, YOU MIGHT EVEN GET A GF.
THE DAY OF THE ROPE IS COMING FOR ALL YOU PATHETIC NEETS.
I CAN'T WAIT TO GET RID OF THE BETA GENE ONCE AND FOR ALL.
>>28887685
Heh, I wonder who could be behind this thread.
I lost my virginity to my oneitis last night by being a complete and utter beta, fuck you guys
>fuck you guys
nobody does.
i've been trying for years now but it isn't going anywhere at all
i'm thinking of just prostrating myself in front of her and begging her until she does it now
thoughts? Too beta?
pic related how my last attempt went a few minutes ago
>>28887794
>trying for years and it isn't going anywhere
m8, women decide whether or not they want to fuck you within a few minutes of meeting you. if you can't convince her within a month or so, you never will
Hang tight, Murph
rip doggo
>>28887542
MURPH PLEASE BE OK ;-;
What ended up happening to doggo in the end? Did he die?
Bump.... we need updates.
>secretly drinking all the time any chance I can get because i've given up on living
>parents wonder how I'm gaining weight when I barely ever eat
who here /drinking tonight/
>>28887534
Yeah I'm drinking. Some fancy beer, not too good.
Feeling good though.
>>28887534
I might drink a beer out at the brew house if I finish work early.
I stopped being a miserable boozebag like youwhen it became medically necessary due to enlarged liver
>>28887534
Trying to, but tolerance is staring to be so high it's actually hard to even get drunk.
ITT: Reveal a fucked up fact of ourselved
>stalks gf from 1st grade
>>28887425
I spend at least 6 hours a day reading abotu an researching mass murders/serial killers.
What's more, in most of the documentaries and police reports, it is mentioned how those people themselves all had a deep fascination with reading about other serial killers
>>28887502
who are you currently researching at the moment, anon?
I am looking into the Original Night Stalker / East Area Rapist.
I prefer to research about killers who were never arrested.
i really love both Splatoon and Zootopiaand its not sexual
Are you fucking kidding me? All of you underaged summerfaggots need to leave r9k now. This is not the place for you and you are not welcome. No one wants to read your shit clearly underaged high school drama blog posts. Fucking christ, how do you even find this place? FUCKING LEAVEEEEEEEEE YOU'RE ALL FUCKING ANNOYING AND STUPID JUST LEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE
But I'm a Normie and I love memes. This place has the best memes so imma stay
>>28887487
This member of my family
I'm actually getting triggered over how many posts now are starting with "Hey guys, I'm 18 and this thing happened at my high school xDDDD"
I'm not usually on the internet much in the summer time, so I thought the summerfag thing was just some exaggerated thing that everyone likes to bitch about.
>tfw poop skin
Must be nice not having this disgusting ugly shit skin. I wish I was born white.
Brownfag here, I don't have a problem with being brown, but you probably have that weird Indian brown skin color. Sorry bro.
Yeah, I've got the poo poo color. Not even Indian.
I am not going to lie to you guys, it's pretty damn awesome being white
who /shitbox/ here?
tell us about your clunker, robots.
>>28887319
At least it's not a holden
>>28887319
>cold as fuck in the winter, hot as fuck in the summer, 3 of the 4 windows don't work, rusted to shit, engine is on its last leg, burns a quart of oil every 50 miles
>>28887319
Bought a 1993 BMW 730i for 700 pounds with a few months MOT expecting it to last a few months and shit itself.
Three years later, it is still going and has only needed tyres and brakes. Comfy as fuck and I love it. Not sure what to do when it dies though.
who /gets bullied by their younger sister/ here?
>be me
>buy two meals from Thai restaurant, one for now, one to eat later
>walk in with foods, see sister
>her eyes lock onto my bag
>she flashes her teeth and asks me "what's in the bag, onii-chan?"
>???????
now i am only left with one meal.
D-does your little sister a-actually call you o-o-oniichan????
>>28887561
who -doesn't- get called onii-chan by their younger sister?
Why did you give her the food?
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