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>not taller than me
>doesn't know how to hold a conversation
>uses Emojis
>can't sit normally without wanting to kiss/fuck
>just wants to fuck
>religion
>know it all
>tells me who to be friends with and who not
>chad
>>24811449
Fuck off to normiebook, roastie.
>>24811449
>thinks big labia is disgusting
>listens to music
>watches anime
>doesnt want to raise my son
>doesnt allow me to have male friends
>breaths
>isint ashamed of being part of the patriarchy
>>24811449
i am none of this but one
>doesn't know how to hold a conversation
can i still be your bf
Anyone else here borrows cats?
Sometimes i'm lonely and when I see a poor cat on the streets who has been kicked out by its owners I take them home for me. But I dont like the responsibility so I only take them in for a week or so.
It sucks cause a while ago I had a cat who fucked up my entire sofa. So I had to lock him in the bathroom when I went to work so he wouldnt destroy my fucking house. I usually leave some bread and milk for them so they dont starve.
Some even have their colars still on. Why the fuck do some humans take pets if they decide to kick them out?
>>24811227
>bread
Cats don't eat bread
>milk
Cats can't actually digest milk, you'd be better of leaving water.
>kick them out
It's called "outdoor cats", and objectively less good for the cats than keeping them inside but it's good for /some/ cats I guess.
This thread is bait thoughunless you're actually really autistic or somethingWhat do you do with the cats after a week?
>>24811227
You sure they are kicked out? My cat just liked to roam the streets, I think many cats like that.
How do you know they've been kicked out? Sounds like you just steal people's cats, dude.
Describe the ONE GIRL you have a chance of actually dating.
. original comment pls
I actually have a chance of getting?
>stupid, lazy, whore, ugly, unhygienic.
The girl I've had a crush on for 5 years?
>beautiful, kind, smart, modest, athletic and fantastic in every way.
>>24811217
Jet fuel can't melt real human beans
>Look at that guy over there, Karen!
>Omg haha what a creep! He's just.. there! Ew!
All because I have my dick out they think they have the right to stare and point. I'M NOT AN OBJECT.
Whats more funny, me being a 'creep', or you girls being so shallow and boring that you have nothing better to focus on or talk about?
>Ah excuse me you white piggu roastys, could you stop being rude around my Japanese GF
![tumblr_m7he3r_Ta6b1qjs5spo1_500[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/PZnAsO9.jpg "tumblr m7he3r Ta6b1qjs5spo1 500[1]")
if it wasnt like this in your teenage years give up
I already did, senpai. I think everyone on this board did.
Am I still allowed to give up if they were?
FISH TENDIEEESSSSSSSSS
I dream of a day when no one in the world cares about me so I can finally kill myself without hurting anyone else.
Anyone else?
When my parents die, that's it, I'm offing myself.
I already decided not to get married (not that I'd manage to get married even if I wanted to) or have a child so I can embrace death sooner.
>>24811077
What if you make friends before they die?
>>24811119
There's no such thing as a "friend":
Who /exhausted/ here?
It doesn't matter how much, or how little I sleep, whether I go out, and exercise, or just rest, I constantly feel exhausted.
It's been this way for years now, I've been considering suicide because of it.
Get bloodwork done. Could be hormonal or glandular.
>>24811006
I have. No issue detected.
>>24811050
STD testing then, if relevant? Dont assume that it would have come up in regular bloodwork.
Next step would probably be MRI.
Either way you should probably seek professional advice instead of from pieces of shit who just sit around all day themselves.
"Young Greek women are selling sex for the price of a sandwich as six years of painful austerity have pushed the European country to the financial brink, a new study showed Friday."
https://archive.is/ZcVfv
Would you? Not gonna lie, I would. I find the idea of hatefucking these women highly exciting. Show them how it feels to be considered utterly worthless for once.
I'm not a good guy.
Greek men must have it rough having to choose between sex and sandwich.
>>24810949
I would fly over and just cum inside every single of them without a condor for less then the price of a weeks worth of sub's at subway
they also have the highest HIV rates in yurop
Post things your fellow robots would probably appreciate.
Manga:
Strongest Man Kurosawa
Kaiji
Boys on the Run
Suicide Island
Ode to Kirihito
I am a Hero
Saiteihen no Otoko (Scumbag Loser)
Ressentiment
Anime:
Welcome to the NHK
Watamote
Comics
Transmetropolitan
Movies:
Drive
Taxi Driver
Castaway on the Moon
The King of Comedy
Lars and the Real Girl
The Last American Virgin
Why is Aku no Hana never on the list. It's so comfy.
Is there more to that picture?
>>24810940
>Boys on the Run
Literally the first couple of chapters the guy already goes on a date with a girl
>I am a Hero
I actually enjoyed this but the main character has a loving girlfriend and even has sex with her.
I haven't read the others
>My biggest passions are drawing and Japanese Lolita fashion. I love drawing in anime style the most. I wear Lolita fashion regularly and attend meetups with my friends.
>You should message me if you're not embarrassed/uncomfortable with standing next to me wearing Lolita fashion in public. It's something I love and am unlikely to quit anytime soon!
Would you?
>>24810881
>Lolita fashion
Sign me the fuck up I'm already in love
>anon thanks for asking me out, it's so hard finding a guy that's understanding of my hobby
>tfw no qt lolita wearing weeb gf
Would /r9k/ buy or use fembots?
damn they dont look that bad,
>>24810848
disgusting, where are non 3DPD ones?
>Women will soon be obsolete
The future is bright brothers.
>no one around in the office
>dig my nose
>eat it
>all of it
who /M I S C H I E F/ here?
>>24810643
i think you missed the concept of this type of thread.
come up with something better next time(You)
>Mum always told me not to pick my nose
>Still pick it till it hurts to this day
>Constant dry nose, breathing sometimes painful
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>>24811249
commenting his own post
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There are two types of people on 4chan
>1. Those who are themselves IRL
they come here and then pretend to be someone else to fulfill their fantasies
>2. Those who wear a "mask" IRL
they come here to be themselves and talk about their real self
So, which one are you anon?
I'm the one in the middle.
2 because I can't be bothered pretending to be someone I'm not unless I'm trying to intentionally mindfuck them.
Regards,
Chadwick
I'm not sure. I don't have a defined personality.
Capitalism has infected the very soul of the Western people. We no longer treat other humans as humans, but more akin to products judged on quality and quantity. This mindset has been ingrained in us since birth and has taken over every aspect of day to day life. We live in a society where when people are of high quality, such as you would find in a high quality product, they are scooped up and out of the dregs of the West and are given a position of superiority which involves more money and a better quality of life. This is nothing short of eugenics but instead of rewarding beautiful aspects of humanity and allowing them to flourish, the absolute worst and most despicable aspects are selected, reproduced and the rest of society is modeled after them.
Westerners have become so blind to this evil that when you actually shed light on this concept, peoples first reaction is to derride you and call you a weakling, a man who is not a man. At some point, capitalism and consumerism replaced humanity and compassion. The concept of charity is extended only when the person recieving will provide some end term profit to the person, either directly or indirectly, who gave the charity in the first place, defeating the purpose of charity to begin with.
We are judged not only on our ability to perform in educational and monetary aspects but also our ability to perform in social situations, manipulation, slyness, mockery and other underhanded human traits. Men who are good at working but not good at engaging in the networking aspect of careers will not usually do very well. Men are expected to wear multiple masks to interact with different tiers and levels of society. When at work we talk in work jargon. When at bars we talk like so called normal people which is presented to us in the media. When these masks are used incorrectly, we are treated with scorn and our value goes down because we are lacking in the art of deception.
>>24810565
>when people are of high quality ... they are scooped up and out of the dregs of the West and are given a position of superiority
Confirmed absolute fucking teenage idiot
>>24810565
I remember being 15
>>24810595
Waah mummy told me I'm special.
>>24810695
I remember having no comeback.
Why haven't you got a gf yet? serious question.
I met a girl, on a discord server like two months ago and finally talked about how we felt about each other. I was a legit shut in before all this amd now it seems like everything is getting better.
There is hope. So my question is, did you just stop trying? Or do you legitematly hate females?
Legitimate all consuming hate, I hate women with a volcanic rage as in the mere thought of them causes a magmaesque flare up in the oesophagus and I need to down a whole gaviscon just to dull the flames that sear at my windpipe. I get autismbux but I spend it mostly on gaviscon and feel trapped in NEETdom.
tl;dr fuck you gender traitor
Just stopped trying, I'm emotionally stunted and don't think I can love someone. I'm still attracted to females and I fap but that's it, I don't pine for affection like the rest of these whiners.
>>24810415
OP, I'm just gonna tell you this now before she fucks your life up down the road. You probably won't even listen to me, but that's fine.
Find your own source of happiness aside from her. Sure she might make it seem like everything is getting better. But, now it's up to you to find happiness independent from her as well. You'll thank me later.
