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Give me power robots
Last semester I gave my crush lectures from English so she wouldnt fail. She passed and what did I get in return? Rejection at the end of the month. In a cruel way too (I told her how I feel and she showed the message to her friend, who told me I should stop talking to her). Few months later she started to date my classmate and of course once again shes failling and wants me to lecture her again. I of course told her I could lecture her. But now I regret it because I realzed she hasnt done anything for me... ever. Except for hurting me. What to do robots? What should I say? I definetely can t lecture her even through I still like her. I would never forgive myself
>>24814109
Fucking hell, NIGGA, after a bitch does you wrong once you dont fuck with them. She comes asking for help tell her to suck your dick or give you money. Seriously, she walks up and asks you to help again, fucking look her right in the face and say "Both you ain't my people" and walk past here. Shit i may be a robot bit it ain't from being a pussy son
>>24814170
*Bitch. God damn phone
>>24814109
you best be trolling, nigger
all welcome
post ur mixsouth indian/white
POO IN LOO
Fuck off robot
Half chinese, half japanese.
Surprisingly both sides of the family don't hate each other
mulatto
nonsuprisingly both sides of the family do hate each other
What's your favorite thing to order at Subway?
I'd like to get a nutritious sub made just for ME by a qualified sandwich artist.
>>24813908
Italian Herbs and Cheese
Meatball Marinara
Mozzarella
Chipotle Sauce
Apparently, my subway order isn't original. :^)
Italian Herbs and Cheese
Subway Club (ham, beef, chicken)
Double peppered cheese
Non-toasted
Lettuce, red onions, green peppers, jalapinos
BBQ and Chipotle sauce
Then I usually go across the street and get 2 orders of large fries and a strawberry milkshake from McD's and go home and lay on my bed watching shit like a lord.
>>24813962
I used to get that but with some onions, now I get Italian herbs and cheese, chicken, bacon, and ranch with provolone cheese.
It's pretty good tbqh
this went pretty well last night and ive decided to do it more often
whats your story anon?
going nowhere, going nowhere.
>>24813867
This the girl i wrote about in another thread.
She was pretty drunk last friday, we got her home and she started talking about she needs someone to hold her to sleep.
The others went home, and i laid down spooning with her, then she started talking about how shes depressed and wants to kill herself, how her earlier boyfriends just used her as a sex toy, and how she didnt trust them. she looked so pretty i just want to protect her, protect her smile. We didnt even fall in sleep, she got so sick she had to call her mom.
God i dont even think she remembers telling me all that shit.
Smashed the motherfucking work vehicle tonight when on a job in a country town. Fuck my shit up senpai.
Why doesn't /r9k/ have a drawthread?
Cause we are all talentless faggots.
>>24813782
>implying drawthreads are for talented people
they're just for some folks to draw things that other folks want drawn
nothing big to it, if they don't like how you draw then too bad
no takers?
*sigh* guess everyone's in the "omg i need advice for my gf" thread
welp, no point lettin' the thread go to waste
What do you want for christmas, anons?
I want to be a normie with a gf and I want to forget everything I've read on /r9k/, misc, sluthate and /r/redpill about women
I just want to be normal
>>24813746
$2,000 Tbh I got little needs.
a friendgo away robot
We're all going to die. Nothing you will ever do or achieve matters. The greatest human accomplishments are meaningless. Human history in its entirety is just a minuscule grain of sand in a desert and will be completely forgotten in just a few billion years, if not much earlier than that.
Your life is the same, on an even smaller scale. Despite what you'd like to think, you're the same as seven billion other people who all believe they're unique and that their lives are meaningful. This is not the case. All of our lives are fleeting moments, insignificant sparks in an infinite, empty void. Your entire existence means nothing and will leave nothing behind, regardless of whether or not you're a farmer in the American midwest or a Fortune 500 CEO. What we think is important is just a collection of ridiculous "values", "ideologies", "morals", that we created in order to feel less afraid of the endless void that awaits all of us.
You shouldn't be afraid. You should feel comfort and happiness in the realization that nothing matters and nothing will ever matter. In the end, everything will fade away, and everything will be okay.
Let's have a comfy thread.
youtube.com/watch?v=HscrQxhYbeo
nobody up for comfy?
Common sociopath remarks.
Quantum immortality bitches
>just left human resources
>tfw officially employee of the US government
welp. I guess I'll shitpost one last NEET thread before starting my monday-friday weekends off office job next week.
Only 5 more days till the weekend wagekeks. Enjoy your monday.
NOOOOOOOOO
I can't pick up your legacy don't die on us!
You provide a very special service to this community, please don't leave us.
And another one bites the dust. We'll miss you, fellow NEETbro.
hi watsup , can u guys tell me how this site works im still new , if u have any pepes feel free to share them k.
Leave while you still can, friend
this site is to post things hope you enjoy it
SHOW US WHAT YOU GOT
>tfw when mediocre at everything except for singing
What's your one skill robots? Can you use it to make money?
>>24813292
No I don't.
>tfw I don't have any marketable skills
>I'm not good at anything
Who else here /geneticfailure/?
probably drawing, but I only know how to copy shit on pencil and paper, I need practice. even if I learned to digital drawing and spent all the money with that shit it'd still take some time to get any income at all of it if I ever got
>spend all day using a computer
>no actual outstanding skills at using one
Willing to bet that a lot of you are in this boat
>tfw cheating on bf
Is it sick to feel smug anime face about this? I just find it really really funny how blindly he trusts me.
The guy I am doing it with is even uglier than my bf, so I guess I don't really know why I'm doing it except to be a bitch?
Kill yourself.
If you won't, then your BF should kill you instead.
>>24813080
You sound like normie trash
Nope, I encourage more women to do this, maybe then people will wake up to the true nature of women.
Should I tell my girlfriend about my pee fetish? I just want her to pee on me in the tub while I jerk off, maybe I pee on her too. What do you think she'll do?
>>24812830
Leave you
Go to /adv/ you normie faggot, this is a board for people to unattractive to attract a female.
>>24812844
>>24812855
double dubs have checked and spoken motherfucker
Let's have a fembot feels thread, because you boys don't own this fucking board.
>tfw xmas is coming up and still no bf
>tfw robots can't distinguish between being able to get dick and being able to get genuine affection
>tfw I will never be accepted as a fembot even though I agree with a majority of the misogynistic views expressed on this shitty board
Off to the last page with you
>>24812801
>im a gril btw
Fuck off you atention seeking whore
Fembots what do y'all think of mustaches?
What are some life lessons you've learned this year, men? I'll start
>don't become too attached to a person, place, or time because people change, places must be left, and circumstances will not remain.
>true intimacy between man and woman, that is, being fully connected mentally and emotionally, is not realistic or possible. Women and men think differently and we are ultimately alone in our heads.
>love exists, but the romantic form of love does not last.
>always double check.
>>24812771
tell me a story op, i want to hear
When you come to a conclusion based on interpretation of many a bitter experience, don't mention it to immoral people. They will repeat it as their own, thus making the impression they know what they're talking about.
I've learned that I have no conscience.
How do women do it? I could never look at someone and say "you're creepy you're genetically inferior lol" and participate in making his life a living Hell and possibly turning him into a mass shooter or drive him to suicide.
>>24812636
>Inb4 some shallow cunt in denial will say "M-muh confeeedance!"
>>24812636
Women have no conscience. They have no guilt. They're too distracted by chad's cock and his sweet talk to feel guilty or ashamed of any of their behavior. Also women don't view betas as human beings, they're just ugly background characters who don't deserve human rights of any kind.
>>24812682
"All you gotta do is have confidence, work out, have good hygiene, and be yourself and girls will talk to you".
>People actually believe this.
kek
