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>wake up in the morning
>strange, there is no sunlight. must be a stormy day
>look out
>see this
What do?
Go do some fun stuff before we all die.
>>24819814
Smile get comfy and wait for the end of this gay ass earth
>>24819814
Smile.
Masturbate
Drink rum, eat cake.
Wait for the gleeful end of all things.
Maybe it's manic depression or something, Bipolar shit.
But seeing this and running the numbers and entertaining the thought gave me a good vibe just now. Then it all went down the fucking toilet because I realized it isn't happening right now, and I have no way of knowing when it will.
Who /hightest/ here?
Most of you people can't handle this but some of us are really high test.
>>24819803
some of you are really fat and ugly and can get no better.If you thought about commented "low test detected" then you are a living meme
>>24819803
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UENGjijz9O8
>>24819844
In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony high test's blessing. But because, I am enlightened by my estrogen.
Is spaghetti the best /robot/ food
- Easy to make (no need to wait for mommy to make me food)
- Cheap
- Tastes great
- Fills you up
What is your option on spaghetti and pasta in general.
What? You don't like spaghetti! What are you stupid or something.
I like spaghetti so much It's all I eat. Why don't you like spaghetti. Normies used to call me pasta boy :(
spaghetti
spaghetti
spaghetti
spaghetti
>tfw you're on your period
>tfw wake up and crave cream cheese, blue berry bread and a frappuccino with two sugars from starbucks
>tfw you tell your bf your order exactly how you want it
>tfw he returns with a cappuccino, no sugar and a blue berry bagel.
>tfw he always gets the coffee order wrong.
>tfw you go crazy at him
Can we have a fembot feels thread? I love him but he is driving me crazy...
>having periods
Haha get rekt cunt
>>24819686
Nice pun m'friendo!!!!
>>24819656
I'd slap you for being retarded like that
Can someone explain to me why a post like
>this desu senpai
gets edited to
>this desu senpai
Is this a new thing? WTF is going on?
>>24819616
the first greentext was supposed to say "this t_b_h f_a_m" but it got fucking changed
um..word filters desu, not new
>>24819680
I've been on 4chan for years and this never fucking happened before. This is horseshit
My bf just got some new pets, A cat and Guinea pig. if these two animals of a different species can coexist without wanting to kill each other, why can't humans of different races and cultures do the same?
that guinea pig looks terrified
>>24819609
Its a fucking terrible idea to let a full grown cat and a guinea pig hang out. With a kitten its fine but not when its older. Should probably keep them at least somewhat separated.
If you dont keep the pig in a room that the cat never goes in, it will almost definitely die young because of stress.
Also, when getting a guinea pig, get two. They will be much healthier and happier if they can socialize.
>>24819609
False equivalency. A guinea pig isn't a sandnigger with a bomb strapped to their chest screaming ALLAH ACKBAR. Or even just a regular nigger robbing a gas station.
What's the cutoff for manlet?
Seriously, I don't mean the meme version of manlet. There are studies showing women prefer 5'10" guys as much as 6'4" guys and preferring guys around 6'1" the most. You start to be considerably less desirable below 5'10" and above 6'4".
What I'm asking is at what height do you start to be at such a disadvantage that you can't make up for it with an attractive face or /fit/ body?
Imho, 5'6" or 5'7" is around the height at which you're going to be quickly overlooked by women due to your height. Regardless of how attractive you are otherwise, that height puts you in the child-like category.
Thoughts on this?
>inb4 manlet
I'm 6'1" master race, faggots.
>>24819534
>6'1''
>not a manlet
I'm 5'7, in the top 10% in terms of fitness, know how to dress well, and study law. Also I'm not that autistic around people.
I'm also browsing /r9k/. So 5'7 is not enough.
I love tall girls their legs are so sexy but I was born short (5'8)
anyone else feel the same or have any tips n tricks on getting tall girls as a shorter guy?
Anybody have any experiences from Tomorrowland? Is it full of Chads and normalfags or are the people actually decent?
I don't understand how a festival of that size can possibly be fun. You'd just stand there for how many hours not moving in a sea of people? There are plenty of less expensive and likely better parties out there. Just depends on where you're from.
>>24819463
>Is it full of Chads and normalfags or are the people actually decent?
dude, really?
This isn't an underground techno shit, it's the normiest chadiest 'music' festival on earth right now.
Of fucking course it's full of normalfags and chads.
>>24819487
Nobody goes to them for the music, it's an open air market for drugs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQHw0bSRBWc
Aspies and Autismos welcome
Please grab a drink Anon
Make yourself /comfy/ as you rant like the Absolute Madman
bump
original conmentrment nagasaki moot c u c k
>>24819632
You can't bump your own thread.
>>24819671
I will EAT YOU OUT NORMAN!!!
FUCK FUCK SHIT
JUSTTTTTTTTTTT..TTT
Who /KingBeta/ here?
About me;
> I am 45 years of age.
> I am an obese manlet. 5'2" 235lbs and rising.
> I live with my terminally ill mother.
> I gambled her retirement money away.
> I smoke crack on occasions.
> I am a hoarder.
> I am a gambler, when moneys available.
> I haven't showered in weeks.
> My dad raped me
> My grandpa watched my dad rape me
> I sleep on a mattress covered in cigarette ash and doritos bags plus some extras
> I smoke 2 packs of cigarettes, daily.
> I have got an STD
> I am pretty sure I got crabs
> I got no job I am a comfy neet
> I got a dead cat I can't reach in the top of my closet so my used to smell like shit[get used to oders easily]
> I am missing 5 fingers, so I am a handicapped fatass
> I use towels to whipe my ass and resuse a towel 7 times before I wash it
> I live in a 1 floor moldy house
> I got severe acne
> The floors to my house are wet and caving in
> I got got one light bulb in my room and theres always flys, moths and lady bugs flying around it
> I masturbate once every 2 days because I am so out of shape, its exhausting.
> I pay for $20 dollar hookers
Pic not mine, but it may as well be related. my room looks like an updated version.
oh boy another roleplay thread
>>24819214
bumperoo bump. .
>>24819214
Post pics desu senpai. How did the cat die?
Michelle Trachtenberg
literally the worst buffy character.
>"waa buffy im mad at you"
>>24819197
i hated her in buffy but shes cool in the hit tv show for teen girls Gossip Girl. plays a crazy manipulative bitch.
>>24819418
i liked her character on weeds a lot. she plays a crazy manipulative bitch weed dealer but you don't know it at first because she's a very nice girl.
>I'm a National Socialist
>I'm a Democratic Socialist
>authoritarianism in general
>I'm a libertarian
Alternatively:
>I'm a marxist
Would you ever date somebody with a serious physical disability, robots?
No, I wouldn't date anyone. I need to work on myself before I add another factor into my life
I hardly think so.
Depends if it was genetic or the result of an accident. If she had good genes but had the disability as a result of the accident it would not be passed on to my offspring, so yes.
Well it's happening.
My parents want me to get a job or do something with my life.
It's for my own good they say.
Tomorrow I'm going to an interview and I'm going to spill spaghetti everywhere. I'm 22, it's going to be the first work interview I ever went to.
Should I just kill myself already ?
>>24819015
get a trimmer and clean up. don't shave completely but you can shorten it slightly so it looks neater.
i need to as well.
>>24819015
ALLAHU ALLAHU ACKBAR
Dude just fuck up the interview intentionally, and do that with all your interviews. Don't kill yourself until they actually kick you out or die.
Hello everyone! I just got a link to this site from facebook, and it looks really fun! Just wanted to stop by and post a pepe! ;)
Hope you like it! ;)
Why hasn't anyone said hi yet? :(
I thought you guys liked pepes? D:
y-your joking? Right?
Why won't anyone post? I just want to have some fun! :(
