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>That feeling of regret and shame after jerking off
>falling for the vagina on legs meme
Tbh I've been jacking off almost bi-daily since 11 or 12. The feelings gone.
>>24814613
underage detected
Who else /cantsleep/ here?
I somehow like the state my mind gets in when I go a day without sleep. Things give the illusion of feeling dreamlike and my mind barrages me with thoughts to the extent of almost mild schizophrenia. Its oddly comforting.
>>24814665
What do you do during those nights/mornings?
Try hiking while sleep deprived.
>>24814665
same but not same feeling you get. once you get past that stage where you're really tired, you no longer feel tired and I feel alright. I feel like I have more motivation and can think clearer.
But it only lasts a few hours then I'm tired and fall asleep or just feel like crap from being awake so long.
Who's your hero, robots? Both fictional and real people count.
>pic related, mine
Are you Russian? I feel like watching Brat 1 and 2 again back to back. Comfy as fuck movies t b h
>>24814014
Fictional: Sam fisher
Real: either George Romero or NDT
>>24814014
no idea who the fuck that is
pic releated mine
>murdered his whole village out to stop a civil war
>expect his little brother
who else /katawashoujo/ here?
I'm taking the Lilly path this time around
I thought KS was a pretty good game, but I could never get myself to play it more than once.
I wound up with Emi and I guess it resonated so much with me that I didn't want to spoil the experience by playing through the other stories.
I've done Emi, Lily, Hanako and half of Rin's story. You're in for good feels with Lily, which is my favourite.
>>24813885
I wanted to end up with Lilly my first time, but I must have messed up sometime along the way. ended up with Shizune
Who here robot by choice? Do you regret it? I do but lucky I start uni in the fall so I'll be to start new social circles.
Nope, I'm an inrob (involuntary robot) incel
>>24813801
I've got my dog, and I've got escorts.
Aside from money, I need little else.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XkiDs2_u8Q
>robot by choice
You mean failed normalfag right?
How do you deal with regret?
>realize that dwelling on the past is quite literally stealing energy and resources from bettering your situation in the present
regret hurts, but allowing one regret to turn into another hurts more. stop the cycle anon.
>>24813730
>stop the cycle anon
I want to anon. But my will is so weak. How do I find the light?
>>24813784
You gotta do something different from your current routine. Doesn't matter what it is.
For me it was exercise and going to the gym. For you it could be just going outside for 10 minutes. Doesn't matter, you just need something to get out out of your current routine style of thinking. Humans are habitual thinkers and doers, and if your current habits are making you miserable, you gotta do something different.
For 100 Billion American dollars, would you have sex with 1000 old men, each 60+ years of age, and body's filled with Viagra, you must let them anal fuck you for 7 days on a national live tv event, the even will be broadcast to literally everyone on earth, even new born baby's will witness you!
>ps; the event is 24 hours a day for 7 days. all old men are disease free.
>Option: You have a button, theres a 50/50 % chance that when you press it you either get, 100 billion additional dollars, and 5 days off out of the 7, or you get an additional 14 days of butt fucking for a total of 21 days and money stays the same.
Think about your answer and then post, why or why not.
>>24813491
Op here, I wouldn't. no amount of therapy in the world could help me after the butt fucking.
I wouldn't even know what to do with 1 billion dollars.
Can I just do .1% of this for .1% of the money?
>"Anon! Where is you're date tonight?!?!"
she died in a car crash 2 years ago
>where is you are date tonight
phone rang
and then i was date
>>24813393
>date
OH DAMMIT
i thought this was another why don't you have a gf thread
ffffuck
>he doesn't smoke
Kek
i hope you die of lung cancer
>>24813360
>He doesn't roll his cigarettes
Fucking pleb I swear
>smoking is cool
Oh, highschool, I have absolutely no nostalgic feelings for you
> be me
> taking a shit in the family bathroom at my local Walmart
> I prefer the family restroom because they're usually cleaner and way more privacy considering it's just 1 bathroom that's walled off
> taking a nice steaming shit
> get on my phone, start looking at some funny memes
> someone on the other side turns the knob, knocks on the door
> I freeze up. My I start to feel anxious
> they go away
> back to looking at memes
> 5 minutes later the knock harder
> what the fuck am i even supposed to say?
> anxiety kicks in... too fuckin beta to speak up.
> they go away again
> next time around I here another knock, but I can tell it was by a different person
> a few minutes later I hear keys jingling
> oh god, it can't be
> I start tearing up
> I'm in complete shock
> I can't move my mouth, I can't say anything
> I see the knob start to move around while some keys jingle
> door swings open and a Walmart custodian and a lady with her child are looking at my fat disgusting body and my face in tears
> "OH MY GOD WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY ANYTHING"
> door slams shut
> I pick up my pants and run out of Walmart with shit in my ass tqbh
Coughing.
Even coughing could have saved you.
>>24813327
good job. You showed the slut what she's missing out on
>>24813327
Why don't you just shit at home?
I never understand this.
What did you do in 2015?
Any plans for 2016 robots?
I for one finally got my drivers license at 22 and started college after being NEET since 18.
i get mad by retards on internet wished this pain would go away
Yeah i'm in college too now, going to optimize my future plans further in 2016
I just want someone to kill me. Might hire someone in 2016
>work a laid back easymode web design job for $16/hr
>it's not great pay but i can sleep in, wear tshirts and shorts, and it's very low stress
>rent is only $350/mo and i cook so food is cheap
>already have a car, nice pc, big tv
>sell amphetamine to college kids for some side money if i feel like smoking weed or getting mexican food
>only thing i do is lift, fap, and consume media
my mom is always whining at me to get a "real" job (salary and benefits i guess) but i don't even give a shit
what's the point? how would it even make my life better? i would just be more stressed and have less free time to lay around and jerk off. plus i might get drug tested which woule take away the only joy i get in life anymore
how do i do it bots? or should i just be content with my mediocrity and forget about being exceptional at anything
Work on a real project, make a videogame. You know you always wanted to.
>tfw I'd kill for a $16/hr job with no stress
Stay where you're at robot, you're in a good place. I make less, have higher rent, work overtime, and barely make $13/hr working as an automotive service advisor. And God damn, that job is stressful. You're constantly pissed off and freaking out over making enough commission for the week if you're not busy. Then, normally, when the sales are low you still have to deal with the same amount of bitching. Manager bitches because a customer bitches because a mechanic fucks up or doesn't fuck up but the customer still bitches and you get all the shit for it.
nahh dude. keep blazing it 24/7. if you are happy there is no problem.
your mam wants that you have a gf. she wants you to get higher social status.
Why do YOU hate normies? What has Chad ever done to you?
Chad beat me up when I was a kid because I was fat.
What have I done to Chad to deserve it?
>>24813042
you were fat
I know this feel
A girl in highschool asked me why i had moobs
>>24813042
For being fat
How was your day anon ?
Mine was horrible, I fucked up my social life for the next two years.
Greentext or fuck off
taking bait
post green
>>24812997
>I'm introvert + ugly + manlet
>Talked with two grills that seemed to like me
>"Anon show us your phone"
>why.jpg
>They take my phone from my hands
>ohgodno
>They saw my socially unacceptable music and pictures.
>Now they make fun of me with their stacies and chads friends
>2 more years to spend with them for my studies
Why are normies so disrespectful ?
In 1984 they have the "Two Minutes of Hate" where they must express there hatred for the parties enemies like Emmanuel Goldstein.
Well in this thread we will express our hate of our enemies while listening to nice music.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YyknBTm_YyM
Nice idea, anon, I hate society, I hate women. And I have reasond to hate, I wish I didnt.
KILL ALL CHADS AND STACEYS
GENOCIDE WHEN
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I hate myself.
I'm going to sleep.
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