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Is she white
y or n
off-white, close enough to not give a shit
>>24818912
some % or her y
can't you read OP?
I... Can't..tell?
Anyone else here high test?
>>24818825
That is disgusting
She has the ass of a sumo wrestler
>>24818825
As fuck. Now dump you cocktease.
>>24818825
>high test
>not arrested development
>guy I know starts bragging about how he goes on /b/
>>24818804
About how he is so mysterious and edgy?
Probably OP bragging about himself again.
>>24818804
Leave him /b/, he will surely realize how much of an autist he is after some time.
Dear normies, I beg you, please leave. This is our last home, our last bastion, our last hope. This place is for robots only.
If you ever had a gf, you're a normie.
If you ever had sex with someone that isn't a prostitute, you're a normie.
If you live a normal social life, YOU. ARE. A. NORMIE!
Please, leave this place now and never come back, normie. Please.
>>24818776
Anon you're just feeding their ego and making them think this is some sort of meme; doing this will only make them want to stay more. The only way to get away from them is to make your r9k hang out and only invite true robots, or just do your best to igrnore their constant daily retardation.
I've had a few girlfriends and casual sex but I'm still no normie although I'm trying to make the transition.
>>24818776
time for OP and all the other frogfags to move on to wizardchan.
you've lost and we're all up in your base redecorating.
Why do normies like going out to the bar or night club?
I have never been interested in it and just see it as a waste of time. I would rather play online chess or watch chess videos. Am I fucked?
>>24818724
>Am I fucked?
if you want a gf and don't have social hobbies or a lot of money, yes
>>24818724
Because they have full hairlines
Chicks do it because, for whatever reason, they like dancing. Dudes do it because there are women there who are normally getting drunk.
If a girl plays with your zipper and says "you're sexy", does that mean she's into you? Or is she just being friendly? How am I supposed to respond?
I usually respond like "sorry I have better things to do than playing around, bitch" and walk away. Not sure if it's the best thing to do
>>24818712
take off your pants and start jacking off in front of her until you cum.
>>24818748
She's a long time friend, so I don't want to call her a bitch.
So im curious, why did you guys give up on relationships?
I met my gf completely by accident,on a discord server around 2 months ago, when I though I lost all hope (21 kissless virgin btw). She has completely changed me but the problem is that she is american, and im Russian. But im spending around 1k of my saved up neetbux to go see her soon so im really exited.
Why would you date an american and not a russian qt?
>>24818800
my american qt is.. well qt I don't really have a preferance
>>24818840
but why an amerikek?
How did it affect your life, do you feel indifferent
Yes, probably too much so. Might be why social skillz are bad. Could never be mad at her for it though, now that I know her as a person that is.
My mother was actually great, apart from being a liberal. Makes me sad I turned out so shitty.
Yes.
My mother is an amazing woman, hard working and self sacrificing.
I tend to judge other women in comparison to her, which is probably why I hate most of them.
Help thread?
I would like to give some help to failure anons here. I was once like you,
>Low 20's in age
>Overweight
>No self confidence
>No social skills
>Intelligent but no drive or willpower
>No skills
>No job
>No gf
But I solved all of these by getting a single simple and easy to land job.
Construction labour.
>You lose weight and become attractive
>Gain confidence feeling better about your appearance and now able to feel better talking to grills
>Social skills gained due to workforce interactions especially the banter between other men. This was perhaps the best thing that happened to me.
>You learn skills that are easily transferable if you keep your eyes and ears open. These are then able to be applied in very high paying roles. I started as a waterproofing membrane layer and now I am a project manager for construction remediation because unlike those around me, I kept my eyes opened and learned all I could.
>Skills learned everywhere. See above. All are EASILY learned over a short period of time and able to be transferred everywhere. For example, estimating, management, scheduling, foremen, logistics and more.
>Job will fall from the dam sky
>Gf got because I now am more confident and have a bright future ahead of me
All of these because of a manual labour construction job.
I highly suggest this to EVERYONE here. I have gone from a WoW fat nerd with no social skills, no job skills and with a very very very bleak looking future to a project manager making nearly 6 figured within the span of 2 years and I am now 25.
>>24818561
I worked a construction job.
>Worked 12-16 hours daily, 5 days per week
>Always was sleep deprived
>On my days off I was too exhausted to do anything
I had no time for any personal interests.
>>24818793
Forgot to say that I quit after 3 months and that my body hurt all the fucking time.
>>24818793
>>24818820
What trade did you work as in construction?
I was working 10 hour days without any real issue at all and then coming home studying full time university online.
A lot of things could be considered on why you were so exhausted.
Not enough meals
Hours were stupid (I don't know of many companies which would require 12 hour days besides companies in slave labour countries"
What are you doing now? have you looked for another role using the skills you now have?
Can we get a thread of cute anime girls crying adorably?
I'm talking about the sort of crying where you just want to hug them and tell them everything's going to be okay.
No pls pics like those make me cry
from my penis
>>24818534
Let it out, anon. We won't judge you.
>>24818606
Alright then, I'll make sure I cry a lot!
>be me
>be 11 years old
>huge weeaboo with aspergers
>very few friends
>in special Ed
>just start writing a story about a guy who wanted to go to Japan
>printed it out
>made it into a nifty "book"
>made everything by hand
>even read it to my mom who was the only one I lived with at the time
>fast forward to 18 years old
>be me cleaning some old stuff from my mom's as she is moving
>still aspergers weirdo
>crippling depression brought out by not being good at math and never becoming a pilot as I've always dreamed of
>hear something fall out of box I'm carrying
>put down box
>pick up the small "book"
>run inside and flip open the page
>I can feel the same feeling I had when I wrote it years ago
>begin crying
>can't stop
>don't know why
>stay locked up in old room and cry my eyes out
>remember that dad never wanted me to turn out like this
>gets suicidal thoughts
Pic is my old book
Here I am. I have finally decided to commit suicide robots. Thanks for the laughs and cries. Thanks for everything, hope I'll see you once again.
Adieu
good luck, and take some normies on your way out
dont kill yourself dude
post some pics of the book, i'm interested
See you on the other side, man. You're braver than I.
18 year old here, failing the FUCK out of my freshman year in community college.
Should I just join the USMC to fuck my shit up to the point that I'm not incompetent and lacking character and use the GI Bill to pay for college later down the road?
>>24818465
>Should I just join the USMC
Well, sure, if you don't mind the significant odds of losing a limb or you know, your life?
>>24818780
I don't give a fuck about dying.
Inb4 edgemaster
>>24818780
I think you mean insignificant odds. He probably won't deploy at all.
And no OP, you shouldn't. All you'll do is fail out of college when you're 20 something and be even further behind your peers.
>Aussie bitch beats up kid with cerebral palsy and makes up a pathetic excuse.
>She will walk away with a slap on the wrist because shes a women.
https://cdn.streamable.com/video/mp4/ckss.mp4
>women
that arm's skin color in the end
I wonder who she mingles with
>aussies even shitpost on Facebook
Why am I not surprised
>>24818422
whats going down in this mans brain
> he looks down I bet hes thinking about how he some how deserves this and about how he used to like that girl.
whats going down in this girls brain.
>omfg everyone is looking at me better put him in his place and make a thing out of it.
>>(the pain she see in his eyes causes her to have a little orgasm)
/a/, /co/, /lit/, /mu/, /tv/, /v/ are the worst boards on this site and should be erased.
Y/N
i like /mu/. its the home of /kpg/, also known as kpop general.
>/reddit9k/ denouncing /lit/
o i am laffin
Everything else is accurate though
>>24818415
>/tv
hell no, they are the #1 high quality meme manufacturers on the internet
a world without /tv/ is a world i kill myself
Why are women so fucking entitled?
They are basically saying that you either spend your life being constantly conscious of how best to please your girl in every way or she will cheat on you.
>>24818345
they act entitled because men let them act that way
>>24818345
Chase her until she gets a restraining order.
Got it. Thanks Pham.
>>24818345
I'd like to let my bullet chase her
