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do you sleep in your car?

>>24822697

I hope you don't get sick off that food, anon.

>>24822697
i'm a wageslave and i honestly get jealous of the bums sleeping in the park on my drive in to work sometimes

>>24822691

Oh look, more projecting frogposters.

oh look

my wife, sitting on the couch four feet away from me, and our combined income being $150,000/yr

Oh, hey there neetkek didn't see you there. It's hard to notice the unimportant termites these days when you're making 6 figures from your home and after a long day enjoying 100 year old wine from your cellar then taking the gf to bed. Oh, well enjoy the Christmas gift for the month.

>>24822687
I've seen this kind of Carp before at the river I shop at.

>>24822687
What the fuck is the point of threads like this? Is it some kind of subtle bait, or do you actually expect that the default opinion is "no, I wouldn't date a teenage girl" and not "I would walk over a mile of broken glass to date a teenage girl"?

>>24822687
13yo=girl
19yo=woman
(29yo)=full lezbo or surrounded by snotty brats, basically you are too late.

fresh is best but not so fresh there's blood when you poke it. give that meat some time to cook, and if titties are lacking make sure there's at least some fucking grass on that field.

go to bed grandpa, this thread sucks

> Are you nosltagic for the good ol' days, assuming that there were any good ol' days?

You know it familia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VrZ4sMRYimw

>>24822629
>The Offspring

man, it's crazy how many alt-rock pop-punk nu-metal bands were at the top of charts in the 90s and now fell into oblivion if they're even still around.

Although The Offspring was briefly on the radio in like 2007 or something with that Dance Fucker Dance song

>>24822503
Oi squad up m8 w0ts ur name bruv?

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>>24822526
now I'm too afraid to post my name because now people will know im beta

Yeah i hate talking to strangers on mic too

>>24822473
That's a bullshit reason to commit suicide. Just make up an excuse.

>>24822473
>300 words

Are you in special classes anon?

>>24822473
Water. Overhydration basically just makes you feel like a stuffed pig for a while. Cells drown and shit or something.

>>24822441
You're gay if you like traps, dumbass. Stop denying it.

>>24822441
is not gay if balls dont touch!
i wish that i had a fuckboi.

im not gay but id totally throat that dudes hot dick until it spurted yummy warm man juice down into me

>>24822047

>"I also can find pleasure in the simplest things and have a vivid imagination."

So i am not the only one, now i feel less retarded, thanks OP

>I also can find pleasure in the simplest things and have a vivid imagination

How this this bad? Since when is traits of innocence seen as negative?

>>24822185
>tell someone I prevented a flock of birds from congregating by cleaning up the food on the floor
>WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU WHY ARE YOU BEING MEAN TO PIGEONS
I learned that day that normies like to be shit on.

>>24822001
>Guts got off the boat
>Samurai Jack reboot

Dishonored 2 hasn't come out yet

Just spent 150 dollars on a sex toy and I am highly unsatisfied, can't return it.

I guess.. I just.. I have nothing else to look forward to.

A lot of not being able to help the people who are decent to me. A lot of violence against them and not having any power to stop it. They often end with the perpetrator(s) dying and me killing myself.

rest tightly pupper

Almost all of my nightmares are me dying. I've had dreams where i've been shot, in a car accident, stabbed and all that.

My other bad dreams are dreams where im driving a car and then the breaks don't work and i cant stop and its fucking terrifying. I have this dream at least once or twice a month

That's actually pretty much like neetbux, what's the big deal?

>>24821960
its for every single citizen in the nation
universal social income

>>24821892
every single citizen? time to learn finnish

>>24821604
>Wizardchan
>Get maybe a single update a day if you're lucky
I've got a better idea. How 'bout you fuck over to /b/ and /s4s/ where you can meme it up all you want while still looking like a cool ass edgy memester to all your friends.

Normalfriendo here, I love watching you robos or whatever yell about problems in your head. It's pretty humorous at times. Although I am genuinely confused to why you hate us so much.

>>24821645
>>24821757
see guys?
these is what i'm talking about...cancerscum...cancer scum everywhere.
do yourselves a favor and come to wizardchan, leave the normalscum here.

>>24821565
you can discuss it with me

want to have regular discussions?

>>24821565
you've got us, anon. you've got us.

>>24821618
I would like that, maybe there's a chance we could have that but unfortunately my feel includes the fact that any time i try to have contact with someone from the internet it dies after at most a few weeks, usually after a day or two.

I would enjoy talking to you though, maybe it wouldn't end after a short time and even if it did we'd enjoy the short time we chatted.

>>24821508
Selective eating disorder like what?

You throw out tomatos in your burger or something?

I take one bite of each french fry and then throw away the tip

I'm very very picky. I literally eat fast food every day. Always tendies, burgers, and hot dogs.

I count my calories and abhor eating because I feel like an extra sandwich will add five pounds overnight. Other other hand, I love food and think about it all the time. It has me fucked in the head. Realistically I have an average figure but in my brain/when i look in the mirror, I see a fat fucking pig. I wanna rip off my body fat.

Could you explain this meme?

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>>24821477
Kiss me hard before you go

God knows I've tried

I'll be keeping her up all night with my BBC, kukboi