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If /R9K/ thinks that girls can use their tits to make life easy mode and get whatever they want, why don't they just get their own tits?
Desperate robots forcing themselves to be qt girls to survive is my fetish.
>>24828728
it's insanely good
>>24828709
>>24828728
>>24828762
this isn't trolling anymore.
You're just being retarded and need to stop posting.
>4 months ago
>be NEET kissless virgin
>sis tells me I should apply at her work
>apply as a housekeeper at a hotel
>hired instantly,
>only male housekeeper, all the girls are really cute and really nice
>wageslavery gets me a 1000 dollar computer and a sword to satiate my autism
>ask one of my coworkers out to dinner, great success
>a couple days later i ask her out, now have gf that doesn't mind me being a nervous and anxious autist
>kiss her when she drops me off at home (i don't have a license)
>just finished making out and cuddling with her for a couple hours
I could probably lose my virginity soon, but what's the rush?
wow seriously fuck off
always knew u could do it buddy
>>24828672
>>24828683
the two different kinds of people on r9k
who here is a loner solely because you're ugly and don't want anyone to see your face?
describe what is ugly about you and how it has affected your life
do you too perhaps feel a bit of happiness and then your heart sinks when you see your reflection in the mirror?
fear of others finding you disgusting is never as bad as how disgusted you are with yourself. It's that instinctive feeling of keenly knowing that what you see before you is a genetic failure that should be destroyed.
and then there's the rejections. oh, the reactions from women. how they try to let you down easy, make something up maybe, but it's so obvious and makes it feel worse.
even more tragic, for me personally, I have a good body, intelligent mind, good height, well hung, but my facial genetics are irredeemable
pic is me
>>24828642
Face, body and voice actually. Can't even make friends in MMOs or talk to people in chats anymore since everything is voice/cam now.
>>24828694
haha, same here really
I don't think it's all of everything but it probably makes me much harder to like.
I've been told I'm ugly all of my life. Enough to cripple me socially until I mercifully commit suicide.
Why do female bullies prefer extended campaigns of mental torture whereas male bullies prefer periodic violence and teasing?
>>24828582
Probably some combination of environment and genetics, as is the case with most things us people do.
male bullies secretly want to be your friend. females are just evil
>>24828582
I have a friend who works in a female prison. It was the worst because bitches would wait MONTHS for revenge when men would generally just fuck your shit up. The patience some women have to be cruel is disturbing...
Seriously. I'm Asian, and am in Australia now for a couple of days, and all I see is landwhales and hams.
Why are you guys so fat?
>>24828553
where are you from asianon?
>>24828553
I think it's because in those countries you can buy a big ass burger with fries and coke for just 99 cents while a salad is like 10 dollars or something. I dunno, I'm not white.
>>24828553
we are basically america 2.0 without the guns. i fucking hate the entitled hambeasts in this country
>She's perfect
>Qt and small
>Loves the same vidya as me
>Loves anime
>Same niche interests
>Funny and smart
>Introverted and insecure
I literally cannot imagine myself with anyone else
She's the only one I've wanted for the past 5 years
And yet, she's been desperately in love with my best mate since childhood.
The three of us have such similar interests, yet I'm the KV, and he gets to fuck her and fall asleep with her in his arms.
but that's bjork
>>24828526
tell her how you feel. just b urself dude
>likes anime
Bitch is probably crazy.
In all likelihood you're probably dodging a bullet.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qPMyccAPrgA
>>24828522
The word 'privilege' implies obligation to help the unprivileged. I'm not going to do that. Indifference is not wrong.
>>24828522
-365 What do I win?
>>24828557
Also.
>Buddhists
>not the most privileged religion of all
People will literally suck you off if you're a Buddhist. Look into Zen sex scandals.
I haven't masturbated in about a week now and lately I've noticed people are a lot more drawn to me. My family can't leave me alone now, which is extremely unusual. Is cum like some kind of anti-pheromone that keeps people at bay?
>>24828459
They noticed you stop smelling like sweat and laundry detergent so they're not creeped out by approaching you anymore
>>24828459
I don't get this no fap meme, is there actually something to it?
>>24828662
Try it yourself and find out. It only takes about 7 days to start noticing... differences.
>literally mentally retarded
>still want to be successful but never will be
Who /lowIQ/ here?
If you understood your high school material, your IQ is not low and you are being falsely modest.
>>24828407
I have a low IQ. I'm determined to be successful. Being dumb just makes everything more difficult to learn. I really have to put in the work in order to pass tests.
>>24828432
I graduated high school 6 years ago and I've been bouncing between minimum wage jobs ever since.
I try to do more but I am too stupid to understand anything beyond the most simple and menial tasks, so I just stagnate in continuous failure and misery.
/x/ wasn't very helpful, but do any of you guys know any good spells/voodoo/jinxes to repel normies while simultaneously attracting a gf?
>>24828300
koompah loompah give me a girloompa
>>24828300
Ok I know one but please don't repeat it.
>Get a pas
>Piss, shit, cum in this order
>mix it until it is a unified liquid
>use a filter (coffee filter will do) to get a liquid
>Put it in a coca cola bottle so it will pass in-cog-neet-o
>When you see chad talking to your crush throw it on them the fer-o-mones will repell chad but attract the qt
gud luck
law of attraction
you can also try pheromones
So, Lucid Dreaming.
I wanted to know if its possible to achieve an "Addiction" level of lucid dreaming?
I want to turn lucid dreaming into the ultimate drug that i can use to escape real life and turn it on at will without anyone stopping me from doing it. No government, no regulations, no laws or rules, no moral barriers, no side effects or illnesses.
>noko
I didn't expect anyone on this cancerous board to know what noko is.
>>24828204
..people don't know what noko is?
>>24828191
yes, it's possible.
you're lucid dreaming and can create whatever you want.
I've only managed to lucid dream once, and the dream fall apart as soon as I realised. It's annoying often I can realise i'm dreaming and just wake up, but I can never then proceed to lucid dreaming, I just wake up. Haven't had a nightmare in years because I can just tell it's a dream and wake myself up.
>>24828253
No, afaik that feature got removed a few years ago, hence 90% of this board doesn't know about it. (because they all came from rebbit between 2014-2015, which is why the quality of posts here has such dramatically decreased)
Who else here is fat and insecure about it.
I just can't stop eating. It's one of the few things that takes the pain away. Of course I feel horrible afterwards. It's a bad cycle.
>mfw I eat like a tumblrite and am still not fat
>>24828048
Well, why don't you fucking do something positive about it?
>>24828048
take up smoking fatty
does anyone else have epilepsy? i've got it pretty bad and i've never met anyone else with it and I was wondering if there were any other robots with it
I do, yes. I've got other problems as well though.
My mom has it and so does my brother. I am a drunk so idk if I've had seizures but it seems like a mostly phenotypical thing doesn't it?
I had a mild case in high school. Haven't had a seizure in 4 years now though.
>OP's high score thread got deleted
HAPPENING
no location ffs
still hoping
FBI ON SUICIDE WATCH
OH SHIT
PRESS F FOR OP
Will she ever return?
I felt so close to her ;_;
>>24827664
so cute..
she probably has a chad boyfriend now. fucker
>>24827633
god damn whore.
fuck her. fucking slut. a degenerate piece of trash. fuck her. and fuck sam hyde.
