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What are some feminine qualities you have/do? Rate eachother on how much of a faggot they are and how much (or little) hope they have for getting gf
>im like 5'5 and 120lbs
>Sometimes I twirl my hair when I get nervous
>I have pretty long girly eyelashes (my grandma says they make me look handsome)
>I sit like girls (always have my legs in those seemingly uncomfortable but cute positions)
>I cry a bit more than the average guy
>I have a semi-high pitched voice
>inb4 you're fucked
I know....
>sometimes i sing french operettas in a falsetto voice when i'm alone
>i lilt to one side in a fruity way sometimes because i like to give one foot a rest by standing mostly on the other for a while
>i have long dainty eyelashes
>i twirl my luscious golden locks
>one time i cried while reading a scifi book about relativistic space warfare because the hero and his girlfriend got back together when he thought he had lost her
O P E R A T I O N: F A G G O T
sh......shameless.. s..self..b....bump
>wide hips
>cry too much
>some people would say long hair too but that's only been feminine for like a century
that's about it
is it just me or is a girl's butt and pussy literally designed to fit onto your face
it's just me isn't it?
>>24806485
Get out roastie. Nobody wants to slurp your rotten smegma
only if its a virgin girls untouched pussy and butt. otherwise my face aint going anywhere near where chad plundered and thrusted for 10+ years. what kind of fucking beta do you have to be to accept that as a good proposition
i want assuka 2 sit on my face
>be me, 25, married for 4 years
>think my wife fell out of love with me, just stays for our son, without him shed have left me
>barely ever have sex, sometimes its months long dry spells, when i try to initiate, she acts like its a chore
>constantly bitching at me, I'm never home enough, etc because i work 55 hour weeks
>qt3.14 girl at work and i start talking
>she's getting more and more flirty every time we talk
>i love the attention, i had butterflies the other night because she stood in front of me and i thought she was going to kiss me
>haven't felt that in years because I'm numb all the time due to ptsd from afghanistan
>she makes it very clear she wants me, finds me attractive etc
>she's a really sweet girl and dat ass doe
What do i do? i don't want to be a piece of shit and cheat on my wife but I'm so starved for affection that I'm thinking about it. i just want to feel something instead of being numb all the time. pic related, she has the same hair color and skin tone
You reason like a fucking woman, and I take out of that that you're no man.
If it's that shit, break up with her, she's putting up with your bullshit for your son, and you're going to cheat on his mother? Fuckyou, faggot
kill yourself
your wife
and son too
then leave
>>24806242
if she really does look like the girl in your pic then its obvious you have to cheat because you only live once and that girl is beautiful....
also why the fuck did you get married and have a kid so soon? I'm 31 and I'm still nowhere close to getting married yet because I live in a big city and I' not done partying and fucking new girls.
>Women have no qualms being seen in bikinis, basically just waterproof bra and panties
>they are seen in actual bra and panties
>they lose their mind, it's like theyve been raped or something and are seen to be vulnerable
wtf is this shit
>>24806140
I don't know if you know this, but this is why no one takes soap seriously anymore. You put one foot in front of the other and people just don't seem to understand your logic.
>>24806156
Tripfagtronicon
>>24806140
>>24806140
bikinis are water proof?
What's the youngest aged girl you would fuck?
At what age do you consider it pedophilia?
>>24806101
>What's the youngest aged girl you would fuck?
13.
It would not be fucking, it would be making sweet tender love between two mutually consenting sentient beings.
At what age do you consider it pedophilia?
I don't understand the question, what do you mean?
28.
Anything below that is too stupid for me.
Realistically, 18.
Have gone as low as 13 though.
>tfw turning 25 in two months
>trying to turn life around
>tfw have an interview this Tuesday
>tfw haven't prepared at all ; ;
>tfw played crusader kings 2 all week instead
>tfw married a sand nigger muslim somehow
>tfw sand nigger sons ruined 200 years of Spanish unity and tore my empire apart
>tfw no more spanish empire
>tfw I'm gonna bomb the interview
Anyone else /fucking up/ here ?
I have a phone interview in 9 hours and 20 minutes. It's 40 minutes past midnight here. I hope you do well on yours on Tuesday, mate.
>>24806010
Thx pham. Good luck to you too, you're gonna make it 2bh.
>>24805951
You are lucky to have someone to care about you faggot, man up go get a job and stfu, you don't go to responsibility then try to cry after. And talking about sand niggers we the ones who are destroying their countries for now, we are a fucking cancer on this world, even worst beta cancer.
You robots hate women, but have any of you created something with a fraction of this creativity?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUcgdLG06ng
Being able to make music doesn't absolve you of being a retarded, evil, whore.
>>24805897
>being an antention whore around the world
no thanks
>>24805897
she just repeat the same thing 3/4 of the song, also, shes not very skilled
i want to see this roasty do half of what this guy does:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dpqH-EoAySk
How do i gain will power and self discipline? are there any small things and steps i can do on a daily basis to achieve this ? I'm tired of self indulgence ruining my life
Literally any board could give you better advice than this one.
I doubt this thread is gonna catch on and actually get lots of attention because you didn't frame it in an interesting enough way to get the autists on this board to pay attention.
>>24805825
Also I'm gonna say exercise and ice cold showers. Get an elliptical and only use cold water afterwards when you're cleaning up.
Do this every day for a month and your entire life will get flipped turned upside down and you will suddenly be a version of yourself you never could have imagined.
It's an oddly soothing feeling, really.
Pls don't f*am, the singularity is almost here
Probably not soon, but I've pretty much decided that's how I'm going out. I'm just putting it off at this point.
They say if you see a normally depressed person happy and relaxed, because they've decided to kill themselves and life isn't so uncertain then. It goes unnoticed because people assume they've "gotten better".
he doesnt look that attractive desu just on his body alone
>>24805630
Yes because you saw his face, right? you dumb faggot.
Literally a sex crime and almost definitely fake.
>>24805630
Well you have to be attractive otherwise no one's gonna swipe right
If this doesn't get you hard, you should probably start questioning your sexuality.
>>24804964
lol? shes fuckin fat. like legit disgusting low selfestteem fat. not the mily exerienced fat. why would that get me hard
>>24804964
Cottage cheese doesn't turn me on, sorry.
>>24804964
bestiality is illegal and immoral anon. You expect me to get a hard on from that whale?
who here is mentally ill
post your loonybin storys
>>24804938
no one post in this thread
>>24805120
ok will dolol
your trash dont post
Female here, why are my feet always so smelly? I wash them at least every two days...
>>24804882
do u wear socks/shoes/slippers anything on ur feet for a while
that probably has something to do with it
>>24804882
bacterial transfer from Chad's cock
>>24804919
No. I'm neet so I'm basically always barefoot
Who /mischief/ here?
>playing scrabble with friends
>set down a fake word (hefka)
>my friend is considering challenging it but doesn't want to lose a turn if he's wrong
>friend's turn
>he sets down an 's' on the end
>i challenge the word for being fake
>>24804725
Pretty funny OP. Took me a second to get it, but then I laughed.
Here's my similar story:
>playing scrabble with friends
>can't think of any moves on my turn
>come up with a clever plan
>remember I don't have friends and none of this ever happened
>continue shitposting
I sure showed them.
Hah good stuff op
I remember dicking with my friends in Monopoly
>pass go
>collect 300$
>ask to make change and give myself 7 50$ bills
My friends were too busy buying houses and trading properties to notice
>see a shirt for $97
>i'm a lazy NEET so i have no money
>borrow $50 from mom and $50 from dad
>buy the shirt and have $3 in change
>give $1 to my mom, $1 to my dad, and keep $1 for myself
>now i owe my mom $49, my dad $49, and i have $1
>$49 + $49 + $1 = $99
>a dollar has gone missing
>mfw i've been repeating this trick for years and slowly removing US currency from circulation
hey /r9k/ which is best and why is it doctor pepper?
> drinking that much sugar
>>24804691
>being such a nerd
>>24804670
>drinking carbonated battery acid overloaded with sugar
Fuck why not just do heroin it's better for you.
