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>tfw no r9k gf
>>24796338
Also no monkeychan
>>24796338
Who was bottom right again
>>24796724
Vicky, she keked a robot who then committed suicide
Examples of how we've been fucked over in life?
I'll start
>tfw cutis verticis gyrata
Getting this one out the way quickly
>Acne vulgaris
>>24796318
>tfw acne makes you a solid 2/10
>tfw unable to grow facial hair
one more week
just one more week
>>24795985
first for eurobeat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wv0iUKb80C8
>>24796051
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbEaSHhQRe0
Im listening to this today
>>24795985
who here /waiting/?
My pointlessness ends in about 2 years, but all I do, every day, is just wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. It drives me fucking insane
What emotion motivates you the most?
Hatred, love, fear?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-GE4Uh5C9YI
>>24795613
Fear number 1 hate second and love 3th
Fear of being judged, criticized, or otherwise being seen as lesser
>when he lifts up your skirt, slaps you butt and you get a boner
>>24794266
>when you need to stop watching chinese girly cartoons
>>24794298
dont bully u meany
>>24794266
>tfw one life and I wasn't born cute
>tfw this will never happen to me
I'm curious how you feel about them as a whole. What are your experiences?
>be Non-white bot.
>sympathize with most all bots
>just don't like white male bots who think they have it harder than non-white male bots.
>>24794260
>Implying white privilege.
>Implying Stacy doesn't like black cock
>>24794221
Whites are okay, until they go all crazy race war survival scenario on you.
It seems almost like every white person has an innate distrust for people of other races and entertains crazy fantasies about going to war.
Like sure, I think white people are a bit....'off'. Like how they can be demanding, entitled douchebags who start confrontations over small, autistic shit, and tend to hate their families for some reason.
But I don't fantasize about race wars and shit.
I wonder if it's just because they all have crazy grandparents who actually DO hate people of other races? Like it's some sort of cold war culture holdover?
If shit were to hit the fan and society collapsed, I'd be pretty scared of white folks. Like I'd be as scared of them as I'd be of blacks.
How are those beards coming along, robots?
>>24793868
My job doesn't allow me to grow a beard. I would quite literally die if I had one and it got in the way of my equipment.
>>24793925
Not even a tiny pleb beard?
Guys... The narwhale bacons at midnight
It's almost time, wagekek.
Tick
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c
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>>24792976
it's 10:10pm here, it practically is time for the wagekek unless they go without sleep.
mfw
>>24792976
Lol wagekek life literally sounds like hell
Joke's on you. I get to have a nice 8 hour sleep, wake up, go to my pretty easy job and make 50$ in just 8 hours of work. I will then come home, relax for a bit. Maybe shitpost for a while and crack open a beer.
As for you? You'll probably sleep in until about noon, slathered in your own semen, all sweaty and sticky, then realise how useless and bored and depressed you are and have suicidal thoughts, all with 0$.
So you see my friend, it is you who is the kek.
have you ever killed an animal /r9k/?
i ripped a caterpillar in half when i was like 9 or 10
>>24792400
do chickens count?
Only while fishing, dunno if that counts
I used to be a big tits person but I got a gf a couple months ago and she's flat chested. Now I suddenly love flat chests.
Delicious flat chest is top tier
>>24791622
>I suddenly love flat chests
Did that happen before or after you were officially bf/gf?
It's because flat-chested women are considered low-desirability females and you consider yourself to be a low-desirability male, either consciously or subconsciously. You believe that there will be less competition for these women, and since you suck at competition and shy away from it, you would prefer to pursue one of these women, or if you suffered from excessively low self-esteem, you'd probably fantasize about one of these women being so desperate that they'd pursue you. This woman is very attractive despite her small breasts, as evidenced by the fact that she is a professional model. Most men who prefer "flawed" women prefer for them to be flawed in only one way, i.e freckles, but not freckled and fat.
Either that or you're a pedophile.
>>24791780
After we started dating
mine's just a bunch of screenshots from Avatar, literally in love with that alien grill.
>>24790565
I have a folder full of eels and floor tiles.
baneporn
>>24790591
screenshot that baby.
The beta uprising has begun.
You are allowed to create one weapon to massacre as many normies as you can.
Choose wisely, robots.
http://pimpmygun.doctornoob.com/app.php
>guns
I didn't realize I could choose a already made ak and modify it so it may look a bit weird.
>>24790907
does the scope make it more precise?
Is this a joke? Who do these whores think they are? What does she have to offer in return aside from her vagina? She's the one with black hair.
She looks like a a slightly better looking vagina in this pic
>>24787678
>Has to have reliable transportation
>Uber passenger rating as a dating requirement
She just wants guys that ride in cabs everywhere?
>>24787678
>insulting my major
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE
GETTTTTTTTTTTTTTT OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
The first three words will come to u in 2016 :)
>>24786842
>bail
>ream
>feel
not a good year for me huh
LUST
DREAD
COKE
I don't know what to make of this
>suicide
>nudey
>men
Wat
shit that just hurts
"just... stop"
*whispers to classmate*
"hey what's his name"
>>24766420
Dude are you the same guy who keeps making these threads?
>>24766495
havent been on /r9k/ for a while. tried being a normie and i crashed. came back here and figured i would make this thread
