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red flags for guys
>he's tall
>he doesn't like dogs
When will you guys learn?
>breathes air
>doesn't shit directly into kitchen sink
you can put literally anything in these meme arrows and get guaranteed 100+ responses as long as you have that first line
>>24796031
>his penis is over 5 inches
>he has his own apartment
>he doesn't have a scat fetish
>say "there's no such thing as fembots"
>be a fembot
So you're admitting you don't exist?
>>24795983
No, I'm being mischievous, you see?
>say there are no fembots
>when there actually is one (me)
It's kind of abstract I guess.
>>24795970
>claim to be fembot
>use an anime picture on the thread
>anime characters are fictional
>that means fembots are fictional
now get out roastie :^)
why are white girls so attracted to asian men?
is it their superior charm and intelligence? or their seductive masculinity?
mommy and daddys money get btfo kek
>>24795913
because they are nice people and feel bad for us.
white girls like animals and gently taking care of them.
Don't you mean the BBC you small cocked chink?
you have 5 seconds to prove you're not a normie
I know what it feels to cum on a big breasted girl
I haven't showered in a few days, I can't talk to people, I barely leave my room.
easy mode:
>"You know how there's no toilets on Star Trek? well it turns out..."
followed by sperging out when they say they dont like trek
![tbbt-cast-sheldon-cooper-full-the-big-bang-theory-955663132[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/jBqHGbS.jpg "tbbt-cast-sheldon-cooper-full-the-big-bang-theory-955663132[1]")
ITT: characters who are literrally you
>whiny, constantly bemoans his fate
>immature
>self-righteous
>ultimately responsible for his own failures, but has no idea until it's too late, and even then has no remorse
>>24795896
>no gf
>black
>suicidal
>girls never give me the time of the day
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm??????? I smell a bait
My girlfriend hates me because she can't get it up. She thought I was having problems because I might have some sort of ED, but we watched some porn together and I got a full hard on and lost it as soon we started fucking.
I was scared that I got a boner because of the guy in the porn site so I decided to go to a gay club alone to test it, and didn't get a boner, instead I almost barfed.
What do you guys think is the problem? I dumped my girlfriend to avoid more suffering.
>>24795888
What medications are you currently taking?
>>24795888
I know this pic is fake... but something compels me to ask for confirmation anyways. Well... is this r-real?
It's called performance anxiety, I had it too. Just stroke your dick to get it hard and don't be nervous. Do some foreplay by eating her pussy out
Would you guys say that Ignorance is Bliss or no? I've started thinking about this earlier and I can't come to a conclusion. I've been arguing with myself for hours on this topic. Any thoughts?
I think it is the idea that you are less aware of your suffering. Some people take drugs to achieve this, some people meditate.
If ignorance isn't bliss then why does religion exist? Check mate.
>>24795924
Yeah I was thinking the same thing which can be applied to normies vs robots. Normies tend to ignore the truth and how bleak the world can be which is what makes they so happy. Then there's robots who know that their life is going to be shit, working 9-5, never loving anyone, and going to die so what's the point. They know the truth which is what makes them sad people.
Thought I'd share this because some people here could use it
http://www.boredpanda.com/how-to-be-happy-happiness-life-tips-dailyhealthgen/
What are your secrets for a happy life?
I personally don't feel depressed anymore and lots of things listed here do apply to me
> Jogging
> every day
Enjoy your fucked up knees.
>>24795738
i walk around my neighborhood block once everyday, is that enough?
>Sit in silence for at least 10 minutes each day
I sit in silence all day so I must be really happy and healthy
You can rent handguns at a shooting range, right? If so, would it possible to rent a handgun to kill myself with? I mean, it would kind of suck for the range owner to have someone do that, but what the fuck do I care, I'll be dead.
that would actually be hilarious. You would ruin the poor guy's life though. Just buy one no?
>>24795736
I can't afford a fucking handgun. Why do you think I want to kill myself?
>>24795682
assholes like you stopped the whole handgun rental thing.
If you have lost it? If not, how old are you currently?
LostMineAt17.jpg
>>24795674
lost mine at 17, and am 21 now that was the only girl that I had sex with.
> you lost your virginity?
No
16 unique comment years old
How bad can this stuff fuck you up?
>>24795532
it looks cool like kool aid but i bet it tastes like ass
You could die, that's the most fucked you can get. You can't get very high though. Codeine is one of the weakest opiates.
>>24795565
but won't the promethazine act as a synergistic?
>Anon, wake up honey!
>Mommy's got breakfast for you...eat up!
What do?
>>24795519
I dig in obviously
>this will never happen
I expell her with my cross, fucking Succubii
why do we hate hipsters again?
>>24795392
why do u you hate them. I've never had a problem with them
We don't. It's not 2010 you fuckwit.
>>24795392
every hipster I've met has been really friendly
Hey there anons and anonettes. It's me Santa, In this digital age it's essential to reach out however I can. I know most you here never leave your homes and can't visit me at malls/events. So tell Santa what you want.
ho-ho-ho
-Santa Clause
I want love and affection.
Some methoxetamine please.
a gf who is nf(not fat)
Anyone have any mental disorders? Self-diagnosed, or are you getting treatment?
>tfw have borderline personality disorder
>makes my whole life an emotional rollercoaster, all my relationships are completely chaotic and filled with abuse, can't stop myself from using shit tons of drugs, self-harm nearly every day
>on Abilify but it barely does anything to calm the tides
DBT has been helping me a little bit but I really, really need some relief from this. I hate myself so much.
I was diagnosed bipolar at age 13. I'm pretty sure it's just depression though. I don't take any medication, I just fight it.
It might be bipolar, though, because I feel like there is a demon inside me.
>>24795321
Do you ever feel manic? Bipolar should be pretty easy to spot, it's very distinguishable from depression
>>24795484
No, not really. I feel powerful sometimes, but mostly I'm either normal or depressed.
