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Hey there anons and anonettes. It's me Santa, In this digital age it's essential to reach out however I can. I know most you here never leave your homes and can't visit me at malls/events. So tell Santa what you want.
ho-ho-ho
-Santa Clause
I want love and affection.
Some methoxetamine please.
a gf who is nf(not fat)
Santa, my parents told me you didn't exist when I was 7. I want the truth.
A big shiny revolver to kill myself with.
Or a deluxe Centaur daki to cuddle the sad away
A gun so I can an hero.
>>24795371
you see anon when Santa see's you when your sleeping to much he gets put on a grown up list some countries have. But Santa is very much real
>>24795280
Please give Emily C. Bells Palsy
Guys, what should I buy my 65 yr old dad for Xmas?
IRL friends.
>>24795280
i wish myself for christmas the warm embrace of death.
Helper elf here, So far so good anons. We are using our new List-Tracking v5.0 software. Tech Elves have been very busy debugging it.
Dear Santa,
Please send me a life size Jar Jar Bink's. I've heard they are all the rage. I didn't see my family for Thanksgiving or my birthday, so I've been very lonely and need the company.
Sincerely,
Anon
>>24795306
I need mxe also santa
>>24795280
I want the girl I like to fall in love with me
plz santa
Bring elliot rodger back from the dead
>>24796555
pls santa stop
>>24795280
I want a boyfriend Santa.
Also I like this thread, it is a nice thread.
her love ;_;
>>24796667
ayo bb early christmas present here
>>24795280
>Implying everyone here isn't on the naughty list
>>24795456
Adult diapers
>>24796775
We take GBP here at the north pole. As long as your don't have a deficit and ate all your tendies you'll have a Merry Christmas!
>>24796853
In that case I've always wanted an electric heating blanket so I can get extra comfy in the winter
A stool and a rope
>>24795280
Trenchcoat and fingerless gloves to go with my fedora
Not kidding
>>24795280
A baby please.
>>24795456
An overdose.
World peace, end poverty and hunger everywhere :)
Oh and a bunny iPhone case, you know, the one with the ears!
If we're limited to one wish each I'm going with the bunny case
>>24798348
with or without the pom-pom bunny tail?
Hey Santa. Can you give me a gf? If not I could use some drugs too.
