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Is he right?
Thiscommentisfuckingoriginal
no, the userbase and topic of /b/ is so vastly different
It's more like /adv/ but with more memes
/b/ are mostly underaged normie faggots who think acting edgy makes them look cool.
>>24792955
>It's more like /adv/
This is what I oringinally assumed, and it is starting to become true, but the native userbase couldn't be more different.
Good /r9k/ (pre summer 2015) generally was red pilled on women
/adv/ is full of kekolds who advocate 'giving the relationship another chance' and 'who cares if you're not the biological child'
Anyone got tattoos? Just got my second and got ideas for three more...
tattoos are for faggots
look at this one my friend did for a guy
>masonic eye
>probably not a member and doesn't even know much about masonry
>makes him look like a bitch
>>24792853
Yeah, I've got one on my leg
>>24792853
>>24792926
>>24792983
it's like you're competing for "worse tattoo of 4chan"
Does anyone have what I call "autistic flashbacks"? Its where you remember a traumatizing moment like its happening again due to a trigger. Like the super autistic cringe shit. I keep trying to get rid of them but they won't stop
>remember one time I went to a movie with my friend with 3 cute girls from the town over
>we just sat there and watched Alvin and the chipmunks without saying a single word and when the movie ended we just walked straight out
>>24792807
We all do, it's the biggest problem with having nothing going on in your life: You end up dwelling on the past.
You gotta move past that shit, because ain't a damn thing you can do about events in the past except learn from them.
Maybe improve your life or some shit too. Distract yourself.
i get this over things i haven't even done, just the thought of me potentially doing them
it's like i can't trust myself to not do autistic shit
>>24792807
i am having them right now.
Rate my hair plz
cute onii-senpai
>>24792705
how do i get my hair like this
y-you're so cute
Always try to see from the other side's perspective and see if you can prove yourself wrong.
Fuck off blue
I very much like that image!
blue reporting in
i can't stand these orange fucks
>be me, improving my social skillz at uni
>join a special interest group, see a 7.5/10 asian bae
>ask her if she'd like to perform with me for the group's next event
>eventually convince her
>couple weeks of flirting and a lot of luck and we are pretty chill together
fast forward to last night
>send text to her
>"you should come over for some cabbage rolls and some sitcom"
>she says, "I'll be there in 30minutes"
>Holy shit I was just joking
>she arrives and we start to watch TV, play around and see who is more flexible etc.
>we are play fighting and then the clothes come off
>I spend a solid 45minutes on foreplay for her and I'm sporting a rock hard cock
>aww yisss I'm hearing moans etc.
>I was going to eat her out but when I got down there I got confused.
>I get the condom on and start trying to slide my dick in.
>actually have a large dick 7x5 so it's slow going
>get it in and start out with a few pumps
>aww shittttt.png
>I feel that feeling, the most terrible feeling. I'm going to cum
>panic, pull out and start making out with her as I bust a nut in the condom.
>"what's wrong anon? did I do something"
>ahh nothing I just am having second thoughts
>ask her to turn around and finger her a bit, I run to the bathroom real quick to dispose of the condom and clean off my dick.
>I get back out there and start back up with foreplay.
>she starts sucking my dick not even 5 minutes from the last time I came
>I have a bit more stamina now but I'm still pumped that I'm getting head from a cute ass china doll
>cum within 5 minutes of her sucking my dick
>start laughing like an idiot and say, "You made quick work of me"
TFW I have a porn star cock but little stamina
When I lost my virginity I actually couldn't feel shit and never came. WTF is up with this?
Give me some stamina advice /r9k/bros
>>24792584
You just need to fuck more and get used to it. When you start to feel like you're getting close, slow down, distract yourself, or take it out and do stuff to her. I personally find pain very distracting and helpful so I'll have my girl claw into me really hard when I'm feeling close. Try to make it last longer by going slow for a while at the start. Build it up for a good while.
>>24792806
>fuck more
If I can, I will.
before I came the first time she was sucking me off and I was getting close and I pulled her up to me to make out while I recovered but it didn't let me last that much longer.
I even did multiplication tables in my head but it just felt so good, I couldn't believe "cabbage rolls and TV" was all I needed to have sex and with such an asian cutie too.
I got really worked up during the foreplay so maybe that was it. I have SKYN condoms and I'm going to go out and buy some condoms that will feel less pleasurable.
I have a good size member but couldn't even use it like I want.
Hey OP, your dick and my dick are about the same size!
I love meeting dickbros online.
Don't you ever get tired of that outrage culture on 4chan?
Getting mad at and shitposting about SJW, women, jews, normies, Chad, liberals, etc... This all feel so dry. I just want to feel loved.
People love angry gossip,
Sad people love raging, sadder people love watching others raging.
Righteous indignation (hatred) unite more than love.
Can't write a story without conflict, and life is a big story.
>>24792564
This, too many retards on here actively seek out stupid shit on twitter/tumblr/reddit to get angry about.
Why do I find it so appealing to live in a totalitarian society?
Think about, for example, the Soviet Union. Everyone had a job, everyone had the right to healthcare, everyone had the right to friends and love. The state taught you to love your country and their leaders and they took you in if you didn't comply. I'm not bothered by that. I'd rather be happy and grant leaders their glory and privilege of controlling my life rather than feeling alone and hopeless.
Is it because in those countries there was something higher than life to look up to? I wouldn't mind at all living in the Third Reich or the Soviet Union. I read a lot about life in Nazi Germany and lived a short period under Communism. When Communism fell I was sad, because the Capitalists couldn't even realise what they had destroyed.
Anyway, this probably sounds autistic as fuck but it's been on my mind for a long time.
I feel you, but it would probably get really old after a while.
>>24792531
I don't know, I think le liberty enlightening the world meme is well due its time.
>>24792481
>forced to work
>slack off and it's the gulags for you
sounds unappealing desu
Who else /feelsorryforwomen/ here?
Women are more depressed than they ever have been. Lots of them will never even marry or have kids. Whatsmore women find it harder to cope without intimacy than men do.
Women need to be hugged and taken care of. They are delicate things.
Can't have your dick and eat it too sluts.
>>24792473
Who else /shamelesswhiteknight/ here?
Indeed. I prefer to be a man... except for their built in ability of having so many orgasms in one night.
I just want a hairy boyfriend.preferably a thin, muscular or non-obese round bellied one
Nice for you faggot.
Like this? :)
Robot detection please no
>>24792463
You're a dude ain't cha?
When will white boys MAN UP and take responsibility for the mistakes of black men?
>>24792442
love shit like this, MOAR
>>24792442
>His ball sack is so dark. It's black.
>His ball sack...
>It's black.
>>24792442
She sounds 100% apologetic and isn't asking anything of him, though.
Hi robots,
I have a tech question for you, since I am guessing you guys are on computers a lot.
Should I use Chrome or Firefox? Everyone seems to use Chrome, but Google is kind of creepy, right? Or are they not? Why shouldn't I think them tracking me all over the place is creepy?
Thanks!
>Thanks!
normie grill please leave
you should install gentoo
>>24792293
I dont even know what that is.
>In church
>Be sperg so always sit at the same place
>Sitting next to a qt 3. 14
>She also sits at the same seat always
>Had a crush on her for like 7 months
>Never once mustered the courage to talk to her
>Just sit down and stare at her throughout mass
>MFW she talks to me two weeks ago
>"You're very quiet, Anon, do you have any friends?
>How do you speak to them if you're so quiet "
>Asks if I would like to be her friend.
>Asks for my name and tells me hers.
>Says we'll see next week
>Next week comes, we basically ignore ourselves as usual.
>Wondering what I did wrong.
>Oh well, just content to look at her
This is where it gets cringy...
>Today in church(two weeks later )
>She still doesn't talk to me
>MFW I'm travelling next week and won't be back till next year
>Too shy to ask for her number so I do the next best thing
>Decide to take pictures of her as souvenirs
>Bring out phone furtively
>Act like I'm playing on it
>Move it so it's facing her
>Press the shutter button
>MFW flash is on, and continuous shots is on
>MFW it takes 10 pictures of her while the flash is on
>She turuns and looks at me
>Iwanttodierightnow.webm
>Panic and drop the phone and run away from the church.
I'm never going to church again.
>>24792022
well ya blew it
have my condolence
I just want to crawl under a rock and die tbqh fan.
>>24792111
come on, get your shit together. everyone will forget about this incident during your trip anyway
When should I kill myself? Can't do it tonight or tomorrow - it's my friend's birthday. Strongly considering Tuesday night. The only alternative would be waiting to see the new Star Wars movie and then doing it on Boxing Day - I don't want to ruin Christmas for my family.
Don't kill yourself yet, enjoy the ride
if you make excuses to not kill yourself then you dont really want to. Now or never you dumb faggot
>>24792411
When I go I want to minimize the impactand cause the least pain possible for everyone.
Are you happy as a NEET?
>>24791940
Thisis my comment: yes.
>>24792160
kek
>>24791940
sort of, I'd be happier with a job that was easy and on nights so I didn't have to socialise, but that's unlikely so NEETdom will do.
Yes
I'm happier than I would be were I not one
