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I posted this yesterday but I still feel like venting, so fuck it repost with some more detail. Thanks anons.
I've slept with like a dozen girls and had a couple of short term (<1 yr) relations but always had a crush on my friend. He's the only guy I've ever liked, but I love him more than I've loved any girl. The physical attraction is decent, I've had way hotter girls but none come even close to him in terms of personality /compatibility with me.
Was having some really mediocre sex with a girl last night when mid-thrust I had the realization that I'll never be happy if I don't get some closure with my friend. Not sure if shitty hormones or if it was some sort of epiphany. Maybe both who knows.
I think it's a 50/50 on him being gay or at least bi, I could just be way off here. He has never dated anyone but it could be him roboting. We now live on opposite parts of the country, but we talk together literally every day and I see him on holidays and we visit each other now and then.
Should I just "fuck it" and confess next time I see him over winter holidays? No one has any idea I'm (bi? I guess?). The friendship, which I value a lot since he's one of my best friends, may or may not be ruined, I honestly have no idea how he'd respond in this situation if he's uninterested.
Pipe dream best case is he loves me too and we go off being super gay happily ever after lol.
Green text version?
>Meet guy in 7th grade
>Vaguely aware of each other's existences for 2 years
>Casual acquaintaces for 2 years
>Become friends for 2 years
>STart liking him at the end of this period
>Really good friends for 2 years
>Keep alternating between sort of liking him and ignoring it during this time
>Super close/best? friends for the past 4 - 5 years
>Like him for a year
>Ignore it for a year
>Denied it to myself for two years
>(Mostly) come to terms with it about 1.5 years ago
>Start seriously disconcerting (more than ever before anyway) telling him about a month ago
What do??
In the interest of friendship, dont. Because if he isnt gay, he certainly isnt going to be friends woth you knowing your sexually attracted to him. Some things are better left in the dark anon. Trust me. At least you got laid though! Your doin better than alot of people.
>>24789787
This is dumb
You should be honest with him OP
If he gets weirded out, which he shouldn't if you're as close as you say you are, you can write off your attraction to him as being a result of your emotional compatibility and the confusion caused by it
Some things will cause you to be haunted by hypotheticals all your life if you keep them in the dark, and this is one of them
Don't be a homo about it, or flirtatious or whatever, though because that may skew his perception of you
Just straight up tell him that he confuses you
If he stops being friends with you then he's a shitty friend
>>24789893
Also it would be best to be in a state of inebriation or something when this happens
You don't want it to seem like it's on the forefront of your mind, but that it's one of those "weird thoughts", you know what I'm saying? The ones most people write off and only the closest of close people discuss.
If he doesn't respond positively you have to be willing to back off and dismiss it at a moment's notice, and continue being friends with him without acting like an awkward fruitlord around him
>Friend of mine, a former robot-turned-normie is trying to give me advice
>I don't have the heart to tell him that I've given up and just want to die
What do I do?
Is no one else friends with former robots? Is it that rare?
Is there really no hope?
>>24789711
Change your mind and fight against the urge to give up.
I'm an ex-robot. I went from having accepted permanent solitude to being in a happy relationship with a caring, devoted girl. It was literally the first time I tried approaching someone, and it would never have happened if I hadn't decided to try. It feels so fucking good.
It's so worth it. Whatever you do, don't give up. I promise, what you can have will make up for all of this.
>>24789977
>change your mind
If only it was that simple, my good anon.
I'm on autopilot these days. I go from one day to the next, not because I want to, or even have to. I just do.
Humans aren't meant to act like cattle. Even if suicide is the only action I make of my own volition, at least it's my own choice.
I'm taking the most painful shit of my life right now. AMA
>>24789587
Do you ever think shitting out a huge log is comparable to taking a dick in the ass?
Why did you make this thread?robot pls
you dont know what a painful shit is until you binge on opiates for days then take a shit that feels like literally glass shards and your butthole about to rip
>>24789583
The pic is retarded as fuck, that mau5 won't smoke anything
Everyone has weird shit on their phone
Everyone does weird shit
You're not the only one
People are just retarded and take each other at face value
You're fine
Being you is nothing to be embarrassed about
I'd only be worried if there were anything that directly threatens another
>>24789639
well if someone finds it and doesn't give it right back and just looks at anything I'm fucked. I imagine my sister would go through it because she's nosy as fuck because she knows I'm miserable.
>>24789613
Pretty soon he'll be a dead mau5
Does anyone here live in a place that is like 99% or 100% white?
Has anyone visited a place like that? Do they even exist anymore?
What is it like? What are the people like? What is it like to sit in a cafe and only see pleasant, quiet whites?
>>24789543
The only places I have been to that were like that were really poor white trashy areas in West Virgini
Rural parts of Europe are like that
The only places like that in the U.S. are either extremely wealthy or extremely poor
>>24789543
Eastern Europe. It's shit :-(
>Meet girl on Tinder
>Talk for days, gives me number
>text for days, hang out
>She's cool, she's aite
>Kinda normie.
>She LOVES me.
Told me about almost being engaged to a past guy she dated, gave me her Normiebook which is littered with those cheesy inspirational/religious pictures, and she wants to see me again really soon. Shit, robots, what did I do?
>>24789466
Fuck her and dump her.
FUCK OFF ROBOT
Do you like her?
Don't be a sperg, and try and make it work.
>>24789548
She's an alright person, but I'm not filled with any warm, fuzzy feelings. I wouldn't mind hanging out again, I wouldn't mind sleeping with her, but that's about it.
How is it fair that god would create people with even more feelings than men and then make them inferior in every other way?
He also made them really fucking cute.
>>24789367
They can get 1000x more sexual pleasure.
>>24789437
Is happiness really based around how sexual pleasure you get?
How do I not die alone when I have nothing in common with anyone and I don't like people?
>>24789359
If there was an answer to this question, r9k wouldn't exist.
>>24789359
>I don't like people
You do, otherwise you wouldn't care about dying alone.
>>24789476
You obviously don't know his feel. Imagine hating the taste of food but being hungry all the time.
Found a lot of these in a thread once, can you think of any more?
>you wait for her calls, while she licks his balls
>you struggle to make a connection, while she satisfies Chad's erection
>you make her laugh, he makes her cum
>you buy the meal, chad seals the deal
>you make her laugh, he makes her gasp
>you hold the door, he fucks her sore
>you tie their laces, he cums of their faces
>you give her your coat, he fucks her throat
>you get the check, he bites her neck
>you share your fries, he creams her thighs
>you lift for the gains, he gives her crotch pains
>you share your feelings, his thrusts have her reeling
>you make her some tea, she gargles his seed
>you make her some coco, she swallows his cock whole
>you make her toast, chad shreds her roast
>you take her to dinner, she puts his cock in her
>you pay money to be her bud, she goes home and gets plowed by the stud
>you take her to lunches, her pussy he munches
>you take her on friend dates, he makes her eat his man grapes
>you give her your jacket, she lets him tap it
>you cover her gas money, he makes her pus runny
>you are losing sleep, he is pounding her sheets
>you let her borrow some cash, while he's at her house destroying that gash
>your heart has been stolen, but her tongue's in his colon
>she makes you feel queasy, he makes her cum easy
>you have a friendship and it's platonic, he has a cock and she puts herself on it
>all you get is friendly hello, while he's playing that pussy like a cello
>you imagine a home together, she grinds on his bone forever
>you failed to succeed, now she's with chad sucking his seed
>you give her free attention, she gives him stiff erection
>OP makes a thread and whines, Chad's in bed bending her spine
>while you're not seeking it out, 5 other guys are eating her out
>you'd kill for her kiss, she's drinking Chad's piss
>you tell her you love her, she's getting fucked up the ass with no rubber
>at dinner you pay, she blows Chad the next day
Cont
>you pay the bills, he gives her the chills
>she gives you feels, Chad gives her squeals
>you got her a job, she slobbers his knob
>You compliment her figure, she then fucks a nigger
>you send her texts, while they have sex
>you listen to her cry, she sucks his balls dry
>you make her jet, he makes her wet
>you sit at home and weep, she takes him balls deep
>you clean up her room, while chad wrecks her womb
>she says you're so sweet, he makes you obsolete
>she makes you depressed, he makes her undressed
>you pay for her dinner, but chad goes up in her
>you buy her food, but chad sets the mood
>you climbed up a boulder, but got the cold shoulder
>while you climb solo, he makes her go ohhhh
>you help her learn, he makes her squirm
I remember this gem.
>Chad gives her a taste of his cock
>You give them both a taste of your Glock
>>24789313
I remember that thread
>you play a druid, she swallows chads fluid
>want to buy pic related
>loli is illegal in my country (canada)
what are my chances of getting put on the watch list for this, robots?
>>24789182
Loli is illegal here? since when?
>>24789182
You're on the list for your post already, kiddo.
I remember some dude in nova scotia got arrested for having one of those life size realdolls that looked like a little girl
Be careful, Anon-kun
alright anon, whats your story?
no female companion
I was born, and now I'm here. Later I'll be dead.
My mom had borderline personality disorder and she'd switch from being an okay mom who cleans to being a psychotic bitch who drinks all day and tries to stab me with knives. My brain's all split up because of it, I have like no sense of identity and I have to hide and push away all my feelings. I think I'm developing borderline too, I don't know. Everything's really confusing. My dad neglected me too. He was never there, he hid from my family because he was too scared to take up any responsibility. There was never any food in the house, so I weighed like 110 lbs.
Is there any service where I can pay a girl to cuddle and sleep with her in the same bed all the night? I don't care about money and I'm not looking for sex, but the girl have to be at least cute and pretend to care about me.
it's cheaper to stop being a boring loser who makes bad threads on the pity board
fuck this picture, the people drawn literally look like me and my ex
This is the most pathetic and sad thing I have read all day
>ten minutes into upstate NY and chill and she gives you this look
>>24788988
ID follow tbqh
I've been in upstate/central New York for so long that it's hard for me to believe that life exists beyond jere. I wake up every afternoon in complete pain to drag myself to a pizza shop and slave away making pizzas all night for stupid niggers, white trash and old people. The snow will be here soon which will only make me feel worse.
>>24789381
Where in central NY? I'm near Syracuse.
>Herroh! Welcam tu macdonaru, taku orda prease?
>>24788951
>tfw I'll never go to a Japanese McDonalds again
ah...! ohayo gozaimasu, ah ah, subaru yahamasuzuki sharingan wa yo desu hokuto no ken
EGAO KUDASAI
How was 2015 for you, robots?
>>24788927
>Got my neetbux,
>moved out of a SF crack house to a comfier city
>furnished studio for $450/mo
>still alone though
>still have months where the only person I talk to is my therapist
I'd say about 6/10, just because 2014 was so bad.
>found a boyfriend (not a grill)
>still smoking weed everyday
>in a rut professionally and socially
>the play I wrote got picked up by a theater in Chicago
7/10 overall
I remember thinking 2014 sucked, but I'm not sure 2015 has been all that great.
I did get some stuff done:
>Finished my degree
>Got some experience interning (unpaid) for a cool organisation - had no experience up to this point, so I took what I could get and it turned out well
It's also looking like I might be able to do a masters degree next year.
So, things could have been worse.
