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Mischief thread.
>Kids throwing rocks and dirt at my window as there is a pile of rubble outside my house
>Go out every night for a week and pee pee all over it
>Now when they throw rocks and dirt I just smile to myself
>>24798818
Yeah, now you've got piss mud on your window. Sure showed them.
>>24799223
Yeah but at least it's mine. They have somebody else's piss on their hands.
>go to mcdonalds
>ask for water cup
>fill it with coke
Hope you enjoyed your 2 days of freedom wagie, cuz you got 5 days of wageslavery ahead of you.
>>24798797
Jokes on you faggot, my schedule has me off on tuesday and wednesday.
>>24799076
ha ha ha wagkek
that point still stands
I work as a police officer. I'm a 4th year constable with a base salary of 93k per year, not including overtime. I'm working on getting into a specialized unit like tactical for my, 5th year, where I will spend the next 5-7 years, I'm 24 years old.
I enjoy my job and find it meaningful. I'm also 2 years into major, which the force pays 50% of.
Post Chads and the gf you'll never have
>>24798622
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GARETT ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>24798622
*screams*
What's your excuse for having a small dick?
>>24798424
born this way
I've been underfed during childhood
i'm a 5'8 mexican.
having a small dick sucks so much.
Who /bicurious/ here?
I hate myself for it, but I really want to know what it's like to suck a dick.
rubbery and smelly if you don't brush your teeth. also stray hairs
4/10 would try again
Just wondering, but when was the last time you were social? Like last irl conversation with the opposite sex? I've noticed the more isolated I become, the more likely I am to fap to weird shit. And as soon as I start talking to people, particularly women, it becomes difficult to even get a boner to trap and other weird shit I was once able to.
>>24798519
That resonates with me, it's okay to be straight and enjoy prostate play. I also see being a faggot as more on a sliding scale thing.
Why not become an artist or musician, robots?
You can pass off your autism off as being "eccentric" and people will think you are deep and tortured. Also, art is easy as shit. Just be pretentious enough about it and you will be able to shit on a canvas and sell it for a couple grand.
I'm trying
https://clyp.it/ewdwdxp0
>>24798349
Artist really is the field that suits the robot mentality best, however few of us will be artists. I don't think you can choose to be an artist, I think real artists are made.
I tried art and it got too depressing I got too serious about it... But I was pretty much on track... I run into some gallery owners around town and they always ask if I'm making work... Had some work in museums and galleries and stuff. But idk I can't paint anymore the art world is so depressing to me.
Now I'm starting a band lol x_X let's see how that goes.
Did your parents ever give you the "sex talk," robots?
i was homeschooled. mom gave me "the talk" which consisted of 2 sentences.
as you can imagine, i spent a lot of time looking at my anatomy textbook being very confused.
for like the last two weeks of grade 8, there was mostly classes of doing nothing, and sex ed.
For some odd reason, my parents let me skip those two weeks and took me to the libray to get a sex ed book.
i never read the book.
i dont think i ever went to a p.e class that we talked about sex or was told anything by my parents.
i have literally no idea how i learn ind about sex. internet most likely
No. I was raised by a single mother and she never spoke to me about sex. I can't remember how I learned about it but it was probably from watching porn on the internet. I wouldn't talk to my kids about sex unless they asked.
how tall are you, robots ?
5'10 manlet here
>tfw
Wear shoe lifts. You'll be 6 feet aka max pussy territory.
5'5" probably gonna get lifts or something like that but why bother. I might just take a bunch of this oxycodone instead.
5'7" and i do just fine with women you silly memers
What's the point of going out of your way to get a girl to be your gf when you don't even have the security of her being loyal to you?
You'd literally spend all your time trying to keep her from fucking other men.
>>24797807
Kek, true, also that pic can't be real, I would have raped that bitch
>>24797942
>implying hes not her boyfriend
>implying shes not just joking around
>>24797807
outstanding
who here is addicted to beer
i just love it. the subtle, crisp taste. its the ultimate comfy drink.
Beer is the mouth fedora
good craft beers are literally my favorite thing to put in my mouth
i love good creamy stouts like guinness or milk stout nitro
best feel tho is buying random 4/6 packs of new heavy dark ipas :)
>tfw u find a new dogfish head or lagunitas
drinking a bud light lime right now, i love craft beer
>tfw fembot can't relationship
>every time you become romantically involved with someone you lose interest long before you can even fuck or really do things together
>maybe it's just because i'm settling for people i'm not genuinely interested in or attracted to but oh my god im so lonely
>frequently fetal position on floor sobbing/sobbing induced panic attack due to loneliness and overall self-hate because i always have to initiate contact and regret it shortly after
>tfw what i want in a guy even personality wise is fucking impossible, i post in various places and guys will hit me up suggesting that they fit what i'm begging for but are nothing like it
legitimately every time i've reached out to someone irl i've regretted it, this guy i'm talking to now was supposed to go off to college in july and now he's talking about how he's staying because he can't afford it and i can't help but feel panic/distress
i was counting on him leaving at some point
I'm nothing like the guy you want either, but I am curious what you want in a guy.
I don't know what I want in a girl. What confuses me is what to do when I find a girl I like. How much should I persist in the face of her indifference? Can a girl be won over after she has rejected me?
I know how you feel.
After 11 months, I finally found someone I'm legit interested in and I think he doesn't want marriage and texts me maybe 10 times a day.
I'm drowning in the inability to touch him.
I can't even tell if he really likes me or not because we rarely talk.
Trying to not focus on him and hopefully find someone else who actually cares to give me their presence.
>>24797875
tfw no nearly insufferable cynical alcoholic white supremacist shithead that at the same time is very capable of being affectionate without it completely warping his personality
>i don't know what i want in a girl
i know how you feel, i'm obviously still not sure what i want since i apparently can't last in relationships
>what to do and how much should i persist in the face of her indifference
if only humans came with guides man, that's probably the hardest part, especially for a dude
>can a girl be won over if she has rejected me?
that depends, i think. do you know why you were rejected?
>>24797976
god, i know that feel too
How the fuck is anyone okay with being a NEET?
Like how do you accept knowing you are a blight on society who will only contribute to life by dying, leaving behind cum encrusted anime figures and a crying mother who was far too accepting of you?
However you live, you'll be in the ground decomposing sooner or later anyway :)
I contribute a little more than that
>>24797749
So instead of making your brief time worthwhile and having a legacy you instead live pointlessly?
What were you like in High School?
High School greentext/stories thread
I had two friends. Then one changed schools and I don't know what happened to the other one. After I lost both, I just sat by myself and the rest of the time was a blur. I eventually dropped out. I just didn't get along with anyone and I didn't care about getting good grades. Those were some pretty dark times. I slowly turned things around, though.
>>24797614
had no friends obviously (except i kinda made friends sophomore year but then i moved and had no friends)
during class i sat by myself and pretended to do work
during lunch i went to the library and pretended to do work
at home i browsed 4chan and ignored all my homework
i am now being pathetic at uni and not doing anything but shitposting on 4chan and similar anonymous places all day
>>24797665
>I slowly turned things around, though.
where are you in life now anon?
would you say you are happy?
I'm slowly turning into an alcoholic..the only time I find joy/have fun is when I'm drunk. I'm starting to drink daily now.
who else /alcoholic/ here?
>wake up
>headache
>reach for beer from fridge
>drink 1 to kill hangover
>continue to drink a pint an hour until dinner time
>a beer with dinner
>switch over to wine during nighttime hours
Total hours awake: 5, 6 at most
>fifth of 151 every two days
If my budget ever can't afford that, I'll probably just eat a bullet.
>>24796908
My friend who I met on /r9k/ also seems to be turning into an alcoholic. It worries me a great deal
I was a semi robot for a while.
underage b&, this is so moist
Andddd you're off
>>24796524
if you don't fuck her the next time you see here, i'll kil you
