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Noone EVER responds to my posts... Like ever...
>>24803863
shut up fagtron
im here 4 u bubby
What's going on buddy?
Who here studying a language?
Learning Swedish. My plan is to become a translator. Don't know why I picked Swedish, t b h.
>>24803751
it's good to have goals i'm proud of you dude
i'd like to learn a dead language desu. like ancient greek or something.
>>24804007
Start with Latin. Ancient Greek is easier after you get a good handle on reading Latin.
>>24803751
What's your country and native language?
>>24804007
Yeah, ancient languages are more fun because they're normie repellent. ("Why would you want to learn a language no one speaks, are you crazy?!")
I'd start with Latin before Greek. It'll help you understand English vocabulary more, and also set you up to study any Romance language.
Anyone still doing this? How did it go this year?
>tfw no gf
Man where has this been all my life, it's kinda late I doubt I'd be able to get a gf in 3 weeks, I want to try this next year
>Watching dubbed Higurashi
Kekd then rekt
>>24803714
>and there will be an on going thread located on the anime text board
I miss text boards..
Craigslist casual encounters thread. Share your experiences.
>>24803407
Ads and a few gay guys who didn't know what M4W means
>>24803446
>few gay guys who didn't know what M4W means
Same. I wish someone would meet a few of them and punch them in the face. It will be a lesson in learning when to fuck off.
>>24803407
I gave up on Craigslist when it was taken over by fags ,literal fags, who kept demanding I download KIK
ITT: We share drawings
http://sketchtoy.com/66283522
>>24803339
http://sketchtoy.com/66283535
http://sketchtoy.com/66283539
http://sketchtoy.com/66283552
So, I must have jumped dimensions at least 25-30 times. I've lost track.
At the beginning, I was a passive, scrawny neckbeard. The first time I jumped dimensions, I wanted to be in a universe where I was very social and outgoing, instead of a shut-in. Soon after jumping dimensions at night, I woke up that morning more social than ever. I began to go a bit deeper. So I decided to imagine a dimension where I was taller, a dimension where I had a wider jawline, and able to build muscle easier. Small jumps, but I was making them frequently to where I was a different person in each dimension. It was addictive.
I've used it to gain advantages at work, get promoted before others, and change myself entirely. I don't know who I was a year ago.
I've moved directly into extreme dimension jumping. After I became more skilled with it, I learned to complete big jumps. The morning after making a big jump, I always jumped out of bed nauseous and ran to the bathroom to vomit. On occasion, I've had very bad nose bleeds from jumping, I haven't yet gotten an MRI because the doctor says I'm perfectly healthy.
I completed my biggest dimensional jump last night. This morning I woke up with a 10/10 woman in my bed I've never met in my life. To my surprise, she's known me for more than 6 months; and better than anyone. She loves me dearly. The best part? I didn't have to do a thing.
My fellow robots, do you want to know how?
Yeah, I want to know.
I want to know what the fuck is wrong with your head.
How is it if you jumped dimensions, that your old mind takes over this new body?
That makes zero fucking sense. If anything you could change the outer world around you, but keep your own body. According to this, it's just your consciousness; but if that's true you wouldn't have these nosebleeds.
Rewrite, and come back in a month and try again.
>>24803540
>>24803461
Stay mad, normalfags. I can change the perennials of my existence and you struggle to keep one girl with you.
Who else /midnightsnack/ here? It's midnight and I'm eating a roast beef sandwich
It's not Wednesday
Eating some pepperonis. I stole them. They're okay, but those assholes were charging $45 and it's not even that big a bag.
>>24803343
you mean tuesday
I want to make a Tumblr blog where I can say a bunch of red pilled shit and say what I really want to say while pissing off normies at the same time.
Suggestions for a name would be appreciated. Nothing stupid like >niggerztoungemyazz6969.
Sorry to disappoint, but no one is going to give a shit on tumblr. Whatever "sjw rage" you hope to find is widely over exaggerated
4chan memes about different sites are 90% bullshit and if you believe them then you're a moron.
The point of tumblr is that you can filter out shit that you don't want to see and create a direct feed of content that you want, i.e. its an echo chamber generator, or a tool for creating an endless wall of hentai. The chances of you actually penetrating a crybully's defensive bubble and exposing them to unwanted opinions is effectively zero.
You might have better luck just posting your stupid opinions on reddit. Though reddit is somewhat similar as you can choose to subscribe to specific subreddits related to what you're interested in, in your case probably /r/theredpill which is a cesspit of butthurt whining much like r9k but not quite as pathetic.
Also don't call them social justice warriors, its a far too evocative name. Call them crybullies.
>>24803200
That already passed m8. Used to be a dude called logicd, started off as being based and redpilled af. this was back in 2013-early 2014. then he turned into a try hard faggot, got deleted twice, and that was that.
Now if you do that shit on there, you're basically seen as a cringey dumb ass who's basically a tumblr newfag by all of the past anti-feminist/anti-sjws who have now evolved to not using those shitty labels but still hating sjws and feminism. so basically, don't.
Part 2 when?
>>24802887
Phantom Hourglass
>>24802887
there probably won't be another good zelda game until a new nintendo system is released. the wii u was a massive flop, so it doesn't really make sense to release a flagship title for a system that will be obsolete sooner than later
the triforce hunt wasn't good enough for you Goykun?
Is there any real benefit to nofap/no porn?
I've started doing it, but now the temptation is starting to really kick in. So I asked myself exactly why i'm doing it, and I have no real answer beyond willpower. I checked out the reddit board, but they seem unreasonably creepy and fanatic, it seems as if they center their entire lives around not masturbating or consuming porn.
Anyone who's gone for a long stretch, what are the real pros and cons?
After not doing it for a few weeks it feels fucking amazing
>>24803006
Elaborate? Exactly how does it feel amazing?
>>24802799
i have alot more time and energy after doing noporn. less frequent faps because of this
>Final
>It's a presentation in front of the class
>>24802749
skip and fail, that's what i do.
>speech + paper final
>could skip speech and just do paper with same grade at end of semester
>but can only hand in paper on assigned speech day in person
>>24802784
>mandatory speech class junior year
>teacher offers to let me come in after class and present when no one is around
>still refuse to do a single presentation, fail the class
If you passed high school you CANNOT be a robot.
>tfw you sit on your desk chair butt-naked
>get up and find you left skid marks on it
fuck this life
>dem cum stains
I can only imagine what that chair smells like
>>24802597
This is what anal sex does to you
>>24802597
Wow I would love to see what someone like you looks like.
What's your diagnoses?
ask a robot who died once anything
fuck off jesus
>>24802563
How did you die?
>>24802563
Why did you come back only to be a disappointment?
> Go to work, just got haircut
> Female co worker starts conversation
> "Did you get a haircut? You look different"
> Do I look good?
> No, Just different
Why even try
>not enjoying a honest, direct female
I thought that's what /r9k/ wants.
>>24802546
I mean, a legitimate complement wouldn't hurt.
>Do I look good?
>No
fucking kek
Still, it's better than her lying to you and getting your hopes up.
>woman consents to have sex
>mid-sex she decides she doesn't want it anymore
>"Help! Help! Police! He raped me!"
>man invites a woman into his home
>mid-visit he decides he doesn't want her to be in his home anymore
>he shoots her
>"I was within my rights! She broke into my home!"
>woman buys a purse
>mid-transaction the store clerk decides he doesn't want to sell her the purse
>"Help! Help! Police! She stole that purse!"
What if the sex legitimately turns to violent rape? Are you saying she shouldn't be able to revoke the consent she gave? Not even defending feminists and whores.
>>24802560
What if the woman in the second example produces a gun?
What if the woman in the third example punches another patron?
What is your point?
>>24802560
>What if the sex legitimately turns to violent rape?
That's called a struggle snuggle
