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or you don't even care anymore?
>>24808677
Realizing you are a bad mate and never will experience companionship is kinda bad. But knowing this wasn't my fault kinda takes the blame from me.
My father made a mistake.
There. I said it.
Technically you aren't, sense all your previous ancestors have procreated until you.
Post a picture you've taken, doesn't matter if nice or weird, and write about it. Describe how you felt that moment, why you love or hate it; just share something special or random from your life.
All I remember about this one was that the weather was scorching hot. I was sitting in a car and decided to memorize the moment for whatever reason. According to the file info it was taken in 2010 and I can't literally remember anything from that year. It's from my wasted years and the few pictures like this are all I have from that time.
picture of a transient
>>24808524
coming from a photog fag, really love that photo, OP, reminds me of a GY!BE album cover for some reason.
There a creek bridge about a mile out of town I used to go to to smoke, here's the view I've got nothing poetic to say
I'm going to Walgreens, what should I buy? It's open 24hours
Alright so get like... at least one can of coke, the big can. Sour punch straws, pepper jack cheese its.. uh probably ice cream, walgreens brand is good and cheap
Buy crunchies. Or get some Arizona teas, so cheap.
roadflares, a swimsuit for children, and a bottle of vaseline. Lock eyes with cashier and say "wish me luck"
Do Americlaps really believe that USA is the best country in the world? Are you really that arrogant?
It's prosperous, relatively free and there's more bread and circuses than a pleb could have ever imagined.
>>24808513
Yes Mohammed we do believe that, don'tyou hhave a stoning you have to attend soon.
>>24808548
>implying im asian
enjoy paying thousands of dollars for basic operations.
Rise and shine boys
Yup, it's another one of those days
>>24808414
I love my job, my boss is cool as fuck. I make 400 dollars a week and get to keep it all because I live with my parents. Being a Neet was the most depresing and suicidal time of my life, I had no purpose and no money, felt like a total loser. Now I'm confident, going out more, talking to cute girls, buying myslef and others nice things.
I never thought I could ever be happy again, but I am.
>>24808497
This right here my honest familios. Except I make a little more a week. My boss is my friend, so I get priority over all the other workers except for one, he buys a bunch of food frequently and just gives me free candy and fried chicken and pizza. Doesn't care if I slack off a bit, we just shoot the shit and stuff.
I work overtime whenever possible and before we were friends he would rotate people on overtime so everybody could make extra money, but now he always asks me first if I want the hours. Pretty sweet gig
>>24808497
If you're so normie tier, why are you still here?
/nightwalking/ general
Nightjoggers, nightcyclists, and occasional nightdrivers also welcome
what are you nightwalkers smoking tonight?
>>24808269
I've got some weed and some valerian root but I'm not smoking the valerian root, I'm just gonna maybe drink it. My city is very aesthetic at night because it's so quiet and eery and our orange lights make it all seem very movie like, and surreal.
During one of my night runs a few weeks ago I found a cat and tried to pet it. Unfortunately, it kept walking away even if I sat down and just watched it.
Maybe I should start bringing cat treats on my night runs.
What the fuck happens to women, man
Same thing happens to men, also male beauty allows for wrinkles and bad skin
>>24808172
they reach peak at 23
>>24808185
21 if not 18, actually
>>24808183
>Same thing happens to men,
kek, no
What's the average robot smoke?
Myself, Salem 100s
are you a shitskin????
efw efgaerg ae
Smoking is for Chad
Get out
Either Marlboro Red or Ice Blasts
Good morning, wagekek. How are doing?
Another day, another dollar.
s-stop making fun of us please I don't want to work anymore
>>24808588
I'm with this guy.
It's not like we have a choice.
My state won't pay neet bucks for depression or anxiety so i have to be around..... normies.
>>24808605
This, do neets think we wanna work?
Shit, I didn't think it was true but it is
To be fair it doesn't like she was down to fuck, it's just your Chad pic was a bit too obvious which is why she asked you to FaceTime expecting you wouldn't do it
Tell me it isn't true. Fuck.
I have no idea what facetime means. I'm actually not even sure what smash means.
When did you finally realize that you wan a gf for all the wrong reasons and that it'd be best for everyone if you just stopped trying?
>>24807686
>it'd be best for everyone
If I know anything about myself its that I carry on not because I enjoy my miserable life but because my existence is seen at best a nuisence or worst an atrocity to others.
Call me edgy but I passively live off of spite. It's all I got, and if wanting a gf gets me spite that's great.
I'm cold and sad and the last time I was happy was with a girl.
>only ones that are actually true are sex, fun, mayyybe savior fantasy, maayyyyybe don't actually want one
I think I might just be too weird and/or too picky.
also
>You never try
>just stop trying
wut
Listen here chaps.
When a girl says that she wants a guy who's nerdy, she assumes that the nerd guy is also confident, dominant, charismatic and physically fit, among many other factors. These traits are non-negotiable. It's expected that a guy who's going to be in a relationship with her has those elemental factors. Everything after being confident, dominant, charismatic and fit is down to personal preference. Every girl in the world thinks like this, even your Russian mail order brides. Obvious exceptions are domme fetishists and what not.
Let's say you want a girl who's nerdy. It's a presumption that she's going to be skinny. Of course you don't want some landwhale who stuffs her face with fast food every day. Everything after being skinny and nerdy doesn't matter to you. Big tits, small tits, flat ass, PAWG ass, green eyes, brown eyes, it all doesn't matter as long as she's nerdy.
But just like you presume that she's going to be skinny, she presumes that guys are always, without exception confident, dominant, charismatic and physically fit. There's nothing you can change about this fact, learn to live with it.
>>24807649
Yes.
Aaaand?
And what?
We all know this.
>>24807649
Know what? I never say I want a guy who's nerdy and I've never heard anyone else say it in real life either. Similarly, I've never heard the advice "just b urself" in real life.
I think robots are blaming things on memes they invented.
>>24808186
This.
We already know that "nerdy guy" actually just means Chad in glasses.
>Her height Is under 5'10
>She weighs more than 110 lbs
>She's not a virgin
>she exists
/
>She has tattoos
>She dyes her hair
>She has piercings, ears don't count
>Facebook has more than 300 friends
>She uses emojis unironically
>shes a feminist
Pretty much the only real red flag. I'd take any girl that isn't a feminist.
How many of you robots are moving to Finland now?
>Finland's government is drawing up plans to give every one of its citizens a basic income of 800 euros (L576 / $864) a month and scrap benefits altogether. The proposal would entitle each Finn to 800 euros tax free each month, which according to Bloomberg, would cost the government 52.2 billion euros a year.
https://archive.is/nEZTf
Someone in the comments says people will be suing their govts over failing basic human rights. Its true. Western countries that stop benefits for any reason are violating international law.
Eventually is almost certain taxes are going to go up. Anyone who is beyond basic intelligence and ability is going to be paying through the teeth for it, so they're gonna gtfo. Meanwhile niggers and muslims will pour into Finland for free finbux.
Its basic proven stuff.
>>24807442
>finn
>no epicanthic fold
How do you know when a girl orgasms?
>>24807436
Girls don't orgasm
>>24807449
this
we only pretend to like sex
>>24807436
>ex gf tells me im good at sex
>later reveals she is "asexual" and when I finger her she actually "feels nothing"
