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>It's okay, anon, you could never compete anyway.
>Here, come help me. It's just too big for one person to satisfy alone!
Sorry, I don't suck black cocks.
>>24785246
Just white, asian, latino?
What is r9k's obsession with black cocks?
53 Mass shootings in 2015 in the US
62 shootings at schools
12,223 people killed in gun incidents
24,722 people injured in gun incidents
But sure, let's arm more people, what could possibly go wrong ?
>>24785181
>most of them are suicides
ppl would just find another way to die if they cant get a gun. nothing changes
I think we just need to outlaw killing people, that's the real source of all these shootings.
>>24785181
Schools are gun free though. How is that physically possible?
Canada is mostly white dorks and asians
Australia is white brodudes and asians
UK is white pussies and mudskins
ITT: We make our waifus / husbandus and see if any robot here looks like it.
http://www.rinmarugames.com/game/?game_id=421
shameless bump with a totally original reply. Fuck you 4chan.
>>24785179
Everyone made in this game is cute so just hit the random button and I'd be fine with that.
This threads always makes me more depressed.
You guys realise your life will never improve until you leave /r9k/, right?
I was just like you guys, I sat on /r9k/ every day from 16 till 18, and at 18 I was a kissless virgin who no girl had ever even been interested in. I decided I had to leave /r9k/, and within a year I'd found myself a cute 8/10 kv girlfriend who's madly in love with me.
Sitting on this board just makes you depressed, angry and bitter, which women can sense. Leave now, and never come back. Even now that I've returned, this place is making me angry and bitter again.
>>24785116
>mfw cant leave
>>24785116
>Sitting on this board just makes you depressed, angry and bitter, which women can sense
Then why do they still give me attention?
>cheezbuger pic
No you can just leave f.a.m.
Tell me your ancestry /r9k/
>All my great grandfathers from my dad side came from Bologna, Italy
>From my mother side it's a mix of Portugal and Spain great grandfathers
Being white in my nigger country, a.k.a. Brazil, is suffering, i'm literally a minority.
I'm thinking about getting a dual citizenship and going back to mia famiglia.
Can any Italianbots tell me what is like living there?
>weird ass surnames
>will never know where im from
feels bad
Pretty much entire English and Scottish. I have quite an obscure Scottish surname, though the majority of my ancestry is English. I also had an Italian great-great grandparent.
austria
scottland
england
ireland
germany
I came out looking austrian.
>tfw 19 and still a kissless handholdless Virgin
Holy crap why isn't this bothering me anymore, I feel completely fine, why does it feel like I have some sort of empty power inside me? The prospect of >tfw no gf used to fill me with dread and sadness, now all I feel is a weird mix of resignation and peaceful closure. I feel like I should be crying out against this fate, but now I seem to be staring at its faith without blinking. What's happening to me?
>>24785067
Could be worse, you could be a KHV wizard
>>24785067
>19
Obviously bait.
>tfw 20 and never had so much as a female friend in my life
>tfw the most female interaction I get is talking to cashiers
Which UK hooker would you fuck, robots?
>adultwork.com/3208348
Would you fuck that romanian for 40 ?
>adultwork.com/1207777
Maybe you want to fuck a barbie doll for 60 ?
>adultwork.com/akinkymiss
Or you want to cum in her ass bareback and get aids for 60 ?
>adultwork com/kinkydirtybitch
I agree, her prices skyrocketted since she has amazing bed skills and is very naughty. But if you had money, would you want to do nasty things with an experienced dirty pornstar milf?
>adultwork com/Japanese+Rina
Oh I see, maybe you just want to slowly fuck a shy japanese cutie and cum inside her while staring into her eyes?
The choice is yours robots, and the world belong to you.
just add www. before the link
>>24785066
romanian > kinkydirtybitch > jap > barbie > akinkymiss
Balkan girls are great, I have a Bulgarian gf who's really cute but has low self esteem because she grew up surrounded by super hot Bulgarian girls. British girls can rarely compete.
>>24785345
It depends with balkan girls, a lot of them have bad teeth.
Also, who wouldn't fuck that size 4 bombshell for 50?
www.adultwork.com/3094097
>2016 is 25 days away
WELL I WOULD NOT FEEL SO ALL ALONE
EVERYBODY MUST GET STONED
In all seriousness OP I'm as scared as you
At least it can't be much worse than 2015.
>>24785081
Wanna bet?
f a m
What's wrong with girls these days, robots?
nothing, why am i still on this board? where did all the cool people go, where they just BIG GUYS all along?
>>24784572
What is she doing in the photo?
>>24784572
What is that girl even doing, besides taking a selfie?
hey anon, why don't you get off the computer for a while and we'll go out and meet some girls?
>>24784396
>says no one ever to me
>>24784396
You go get her and bring her here, I'll knock her out.
I don't want to spend $15 for one drink.
Everyone is more important than me because there's a lot people out there and I'm just one lonely person by myself.
If it makes you feel any better, you're as important to me as anybody on this planet who isn't related to me or a friend. That includes world leaders. So... to me, you're as important as Barack Obama. Chin up, buddy.
It kind of sucks to receive no validation whatsoever from anyoneactually it really sucks
Reporting in. I always see robots talking about how they want a gf and stuff, and I honestly believe I could never get accepted enough by anyone to be in a serious relationship. It's kind of weird.
Would you date a woman who puts her career above you? You'll never have to worry about her using you for money or trying to pressure you to start a family. Plus, together you'll have duel incomes. Is there a downside to this robots?
>>24784364
ya, and you mean dual-income. that's the only way to afford independent living, to be honest unless you are making good wages.
a lot of couples are dual-income now
>>24784364
Those type of females are usually ugly.
fuck no
career women are the reason for the degradation of western society (divorces, broken families, single mothers etc.)
>tfw the idea of girls as caring, loving and kind is only a fantasy
When did you realize this?
>tfw no chosen gf
>>24784292
after /pol/
My best friend's ex was caring, loving and kind. She worshipped him, did everything for him, basically lived for him.
He dumped her to fuck some exchange student roasties. I have distanced myself from him since, can't identify with Chad.
Where you from? And could you handle this ass?
http://imgur.com/Mj7hPf2
>>24784128
was that a tapeworm?
lreland
too much ass
>>24784140
yes
>this comment is original
This girl (pic related) was born in 1995 and literally ALL of her Reddit posts are about beta spineless men trying to hit on her. She is a massive attention whore who constantly seeks attention and validation, and the worst part about it is that she gets it so easily too, because she is a fucking HOT FEMALE. Its mind blowing once you start to compare the average female life to our miserable existence. Legit their whole lives are constant dopamine rushes from all the attention and validation. Some of her reddit threads:
https://www.reddit.com/r/cringepics/comments/35l9jy/the_desperation_is_strong_with_this_one/
https://www.reddit.com/r/cringepics/comments/35gm6r/this_guy_is_41_im_19/
https://www.reddit.com/r/cringepics/comments/35lnj0/my_exboyfriend_was_crazy_and_used_to_respond_to/
JUST END IT INCELS!
>>24784063
This is true. I get so much attention for doing fuck all.
>>24784063
I hate to say it, but if you want attention whores to stop being attention whores maybe you should stop giving them attention, like, say, by not posting this thread.
>>24784063
maybe you should fuck off back to Reddit and stay there
