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You are given a choice, you either save:
The Mona Lisa (Real one)
or
A two year old child (no more information given)
Who do you save?
>>24780337
the babbehy
mona lisa no question
i'd be hailed as a hero and gain moderate fame and renown and a lot of doors in society would be opened
sorry kiddo you're being sacrificed for my selfishness. better luck next life.
The baby. So when she grows and turns 18 she can repay me with sex.
What other websites / boards does r9k post on?
/biz/
/o/
reddit(dot)com
/co/
/mu/
/ic/
>run out of boxers
>after taking a shower, pick up the boxers I was sleeping in
>spray it down with axe spray deoderant
>smells fresh and good as new
>repeat for the last week
>save tremendously on the cost of boxers and laundry
lifehack general.
>>24780207
bacteria is still there and is bad for you
thats grody anon-kun
Or you could just wash them by hand....
Are your parents proud of you?
If not how do you feel about disappointing them?
this board was never about asking questions, it was about sharing your thoughts and feelings and experiences.
asking questions willy-nilly is more suited to reddit.
>>24780205
No. I don't really care what they think but the problem comes from me thinking that I'm a disappointment.
>>24780241
Asking questions generates the sharing of thoughts, feelings and experiences. Stop being so dumb.
>>24780352
no, it generates the profiling of users here on a website that is based on anonymity.
asking questions out of the blue is -not- how r9k works.
>watch japanese gokkun
>self insert as the girl
>tfw will never be cute enough to warrant tons of guys jizzing in my wide open mouth and making me swallow every drop
I want this so bad but I know it's like the least realistic sex fantasy ever because it'll probably never happen.
If you're willing to do that, while being recorded, and have access to some porn company, i doubt they care what you look like
don't worry
you can just eat your own cum
>>24780224
Surely you have to be attractive for it to sell?
r9k, why do you want to kill yourself?
Share your reasons
>21
>virgin
>never had gf
>never flirted, don't know how to
>complete inexperience
>going to be alone for rest of my life
>won't be able to live past 30 this way. will end it
What are you waiting for? Do it. Please.
i got more reasons to be alive than you do.
>>24780138
Might be able to pull off the career i want. Life is still worth living atm. I'm still young but sadly it's obvious the companionship situation will and could never change. So of course once i've done all i want to do and can do. It will be time to go. if i can't pull off the career i want, i'll prob end it late 20's.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY EGGMAN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=376j4YCpnlM
>>24780073
he looks very depressed ;_;
>>24780073
kys lmao
EGGLORD
Holy crap, some guy just tried to mug me outside of a 711.
did he succeed?
did u leave him lying in a pool of his own blood?
Did you piss into your pants?
I've quit for over 3 years now.. Still have those little cravings and dreams of smoking. I'm at the point "I''m probably going to die of something else before lung cancer" to give be an excuse to light one of those sweet cancer sticks.
Tell me /r9k/, what made you finally have a cigarette after quitting?
>>24779790
yo. get the nicotine gum, shit is great.
I never developed such a useless, disgusting habit.
Don't bother responding, I'm turning off my phone and won't read your response.
>>24779790
>>24779800
Costco size bulk deal, op.
I'm laying bed and on my phone when this happens. Epic.
>ohihitthequan
>oh i hit the quan
what does this mean?
Please be my ?f, OP
>>24779802
It's one of the many nigger dances of 2015
>>24779326
Why is she naked?
>tfw like outies
dk what the prob is tbhfambotz
In agreement with the rest tho
>>24779326
dude the vagina is just one part of the whole package.
>>24779326
>i can't stand anyone with a roasties anymore, even in porn.
like you saw a girls pussy irl
lel
Do any of you realize how much good porn there is on the internet? I'm not even talking about real life stuff, I'm talking about artists drawing high quality lewd porn, it's SO GOOD, sometimes I don't even want to cum because I will miss out on more porn.
Am I addicted?
>sometimes I don't even want to cum because I will miss out on more porn
I know this feel.
I don't like porn too much anymore.
I understand not wanting to cum though, I try not to cum and just fap for a little while so I can feel horny and squishy all of the time
And no matter how much porn you fap to, it's never going to be better than OKAY sex.
Just spent $80 trying to buy coke and when I got home and sniffed it I realised the guy has gave me baking soda
Fucking asshole.
haha fag
you didnt act tough enough
>mfw i sold baking soda to some guy saying it was coke
>not even lying
Hey /r9k/ tell me your hobbies.
Anime and vidya accepted.
>>24778725
masturbating
Anime and video games destroyed a generation.
Making real & fictional maps
Consuming various forms of media (eg. literature, music) in large quantities
Sleeping
Breathing
Eating
Janking my crank
>have to poop
>don't poop
>use public restroom
>don't lift the seat up before I pee
>>24778518
>saving. do not turn of the power.
>turn off the power anyway
>neighbor snores
>kill him and his whole family with an axe
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