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who /Iosing it/ here?
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>tfw messing with BIG GUY and his friends

you don't get to bring friends, to be honest.
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yesterday: damn im very drunk and im very sad to hear the girl i was in love with now has a hormonal disorder and became bipolar

today: haha serves her right for being a bitch. dodged a bullet there. no wait.. no..
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>>24778369

I FEAR NOTHING ANYMORE

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That feel when it's too late to accomplish your dreams. Wish I could play in the NBA but I'm 19 and am just starting. Honestly I wish I could restart life at 4 years old and start then. Why the fuck is my brain even allowed to feel these feels? To want what can never be received?

Every time I see Stephen Curry play I just want to die. I'd sell my soul just to live his life and have his skill.

Also
> tfw 5'10 King of Manlets.

Just fucking kill me already.
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>>24778336
maybe you can't make it into the NBA, but if you work hard enough maybe you could make it into AND 1 or somewhere abroad

most players reach their peak around 30, who knows what you could accomplish if you dedicated the next 11 years of your life to this goal. if everything you did was solely to improve your chances at realizing your dream.
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>>24778336
>>24778542

also they measure you with your shoes on, so you'd be around 6ft which is the same height as Chris Paul, who's essentially the second best overall point guard in the league, arguably the best true point guard and I say that as a dubs fan
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Same here but I'm 21, never grew tall enough although I can beat anybody in a game of pick up ball. Wish I could have taken HGH in my youth, I would definitely sell my soul just to be a wing or forward on some shitty team let alone have the talent of the most dominate player in the game today

I constantly have this feeling. Most people I see are just completely mindless, unenlightened fools wandering around only drinking, taking drugs and having sex to enjoy their miserable lives, which they fund by working mindlessly at their pointless jobs.

People are honestly too stupid to figure out why their lives are so shitty. Or why their emotions and relationships are completely out of control. It's sad to think most people will live their whole lives like that.

Yet I still sit around by myself because I just can't find it in myself to function down on their level.
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>let me tell you why you should be unhappy
Fuck right off mate. I enjoy my job and my life. Just because you have a shitty perspective on life doesn't mean your point of view is better than anyone else, in fact it's probably worst.
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Shitsux but what can you do?

We're all just trying to do our own things and find what makes us happy. People are brainwashed and don't realize just how fucked they are by living paycheck to paycheck until they turn 65. They don't have the good sense to realize that doing the same thing over and over won't yield different results each time they do it.

It's incredibly difficult but I find with enough work you can usually find people with similar interests. I love alcohol and am obsessed with it on a near autist level. In my adventures I've gotten close to an old man who runs an abd store and a girl who is related to a guy who owns a microbrewery. This could have something to do with me touring breweries,wineries, distilleries, going to wine and beer events, and talking about alcohol to everyone I meet.

You find it in the weirdest places too. I went by my grandmothers place of work to drop something off and managed to discover one of her coworkers is real big into homebrew. We're bottling a batch of gingerbread ale tomorrow and we've swapped notes on dream designs we're working on and have made improvements on our systems from viewing each others work.

You don't have to do the same thing as them. Work towards early retirement and try to find people with similar interests. Even if you're spergtism is on beetles there are groups of guys who are obsessed with beetles. Most normies hate alcohol so it's kind of hard but it's usually easier to judge people who are into computers. I have a friend who dicks around with linux and arduino, and androidfags are everywhere. In addition to my alcohol shit I"m also working on a cheap all in one media center. I found a tiny computer for $40. I add on two each of nes, snes, n64, sega genesis, and playstation controllers and I'm set to watch any movie or play any of my older games.It will eventually all be controlled by a tablet I combine with a wireless keyboard and mouse.
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>>24778635

Would you do your job if it didn't pay anything? What if you had to pay to do your job, would you still do it? I find it hard to believe you would for some reason.

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Let's talk suicide, robots.

Tried suspension hanging last night. I think I did it wrong somehow cause it took way too long to fall unconscious and it was extremely painful. Going to try the hibachi method tomorrow - any tips?
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Freezing to death is great if you live near the north.
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dont commit suicide
do something radical to improve your life
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>>24778260
>it was extremely painful

For you

ITT: albums normies think they understand
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so is death grips like cool? is it "backpacker"? is it normie? is it underground? is it uncool? is it not really underground? i just don't know
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ribit filler
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Can it be albums women think they understand as well?

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Has anyone here used these as an everyday shoe? I know it's pretty unconventional but I've seen a few people wear them in public and they look very comfortable.
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I wear pic related daily. It is a barefoot shoe company that does not do the toe thing with any of their shoes. I've had them for 3 years now and they are the greatest shoe I've ever worn.

first week and a half was kind of uncomfortable as I wasn't used to walking around "barefoot" everywhere, but once I got used to it I have loved it since.
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>>24777969
I'd wear those for hiking if I ever hiked.
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>>24778548
Looks good but they're kinda pricey

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I wish I could save him in some sort of time machine.
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>You will never unlock the sorority door so he can go HAM on stacy
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you spelled help wrong
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>>24777537
>wanting to save a narcissistic failed normie and wannabe Chad

He would have laughed at you

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template thread

post your fit, familia
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLTwaOiNWtg
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pretty awesome if I do say so myself
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>>24777499
Get rid of those glasses. Get a set of frameless ones.

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i don't understand vegans, aren't plants living things too?
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plants cant feel
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>>24776861
plants don't scream or bleed so it doesn't hurt their feelings when they die
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>>24776861

There's no evidence that suggests plants are conscious.

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rate yourself robots
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>>24776839
original comment x132542353467
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>>>/soc/

Fuck off and don't come back.
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>>24776839
6/10 m80 what the fuck is up with low content bullshit

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Another Saturday, and another $10 wasted on losing lottery tickets.
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I know playing the lottery is nigger-tier but part of me wants to do it anyway.
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>>24776120
I know that feel, OP.
If you won, what would you spend it on?
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How much should I spend on lottery for the next draws, and which games?

Part of my feels like I should completely stop playing the powerball and mega millions, because I'm mathematically more likely to win a Fantasy 5 jackpot every year for the next 30 years than to win one of those jackpots ever, and I'm still more than 6 times more likely to win the Super Lotto.

Still though, I feel I must play at least 2 entries on the Power and Mega so at least I have a chance, no matter how small, and can enjoy daydreaming about it. That will me my goal then to manage gambling addiction, buy only 2 for each Powerball and Mega Millions, and shift most of my gambling to the Pick 5 game, which has less unrealistic odds of winning hundreds-tens of thousands.

>>24776143
The way I see it, winning the lottery is the easiest way to just break into financial abundance with little risk, skill, time and effort.

>>24776203
All the experiences I would like to have in live that money can buy, but without having to "work" for money ever. Initially I would move out of my parent's front room and rent a 1br apartment, soon afterwards I would do lots of traveling, explore and develop hobbies and interests that I can't do without the freedom of financial abundance. Over my life I would develop actual useful skills which are congruent with my lifestyle, and would allow me to be a part of a post-monetary community if most of the world is destroyed by war, climate change, nuclear accidents, etc.

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Are you a libertarian or an anarcho-capitalist? Can you explain the merits of your ideology?
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>>24775644

>not being a National Bolshevik

ISHYGDDT
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anarcho-capitalism doesn't exist because anarchism means no rulers and not just no government
t. anarchist
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Libertarian. Having no govt would be super fucking stupid, since private enterprise can't be trusted to do half the stuff that govt does. Anarcho-capitalism is for 12-year olds who have no idea how the real world works.

anyone else enjoy being in the psych ward?

im thinking about going in a month for a vacation from my family
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>>24773867
no one ever
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lol your a nutop
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>>24773867
never been but it looks cosy and simple

i want to live the simplest life possible, and simply be content

It's hard to actually ask questions on porn boards unless you're dumping at the same time, so I'll ask here. Does anyone have any sort catalogue of girls who do softcore porn involving huge tits? Searching boorus doesn't really work because of shitty tagging.
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>>24773326
Softcore no, Lucie Wilde should be right up your alley.
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>>24773355
Actuallly tbqh senpai, I know her and I don't like her lack of passion.
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>>24773326
Hitomi tanaka is pretty good

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>Be Indian.
>Post in any thread.
>Mfw "POO IN LOO!"

This is truly the worst feel.
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....poo in loo? Poo in loo.
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hello i'll have the butter chicken and 3 naan
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