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link vid senpai
>>24768590
All you have to do to get a gf is get a gf.
>>24768609
Sorry, pham. Don't have source.
Why is it impossible to be friends with boys in platonic way?
>friends who are girls are generally shallow and bitchy
>any guy friends are either orbiters or chads trying to get into your pants
it's impossible to have true friends as a girl.
I envy boys and their lifelong friendships desu.
Well it's possible to have a platonic friendship with a girl if you can have sex with her at the same time.
You can only be platonic friends with a man if they are not attracted to you.
If you're very good looking then you're sol
its because women make such terribly bad friends that nobody really wants to befriend them
what time did you go to bed anon?
at what time did you wake up?
I woke up at 10 PM. Went to bed at around 10 AM. Before that, I slept from 1 AM to 5 AM.
You can't suffer when you're sleeping.
yesterday I went to bed at 2:00 AM and woke up at 15:00 PM
i went to bed at 9 am and woke up at 11 am
Why are black people so weird?
>>24767520
>Uneeka
>Unique-a
Black people come up with the coolest names.
This is considered normal for black people
They just can't help themselves. It's the low iq.
/r9k/ approved music. No faggot /mu/core nigger shit thanks
>>24766758
Oh you know. Viper, Vaporwave, Hopsin.
I'm so different lulzzzzz XD
>>24766758
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PE4hACforWo
muh comment not originals
Remember that anything metal belongs in the trash
Paper haha dying
how ar eyou all doing
how do you think
depressed
and slightly high
>>24766394
Same but very high
>>24766394
>>24766409
What is yous peoples choice of drugs?
That's not the case for all the rest of us.
If you have a tight cut, the skin doesn't move when you have an erection. It's held drumskin-tight against the tunica albuginea.
It doesn't move.
If you try to rub your fist back and forth over it, the skin of your palm often catches on the skin of your penis. If you keep trying in spite of this, you can end up hurting yourself.
Using lubricant doesn't even fully solve the issue, because by its nature it reduces any stretch reception in the skin, it's messy, and for a lot of guys it really doesn't feel good.
If you're cut and can masturbate without artificial lubricant that's because either the circumciser intentionally gave you an extremely loose cut (which raises the question, why do it at all if you're going to leave it loose?), or because you got a more common cut and your penis didn't happen to grow so much as you grew up. Had it grown more, the skin would be tighter on it.
>>24764788
If youre cut and can gap without lubr then they didnt remove it all
It's weird, I kind of just 'learned' how to masturbate through media references and I never knew people used lube until years later when someone was talking about it.
I guess it's just another blessing I can count.
I'm tired of the cut vs uncut threads. I felt bad enough about being cut before knowing it was a meme. This is some fucked up feminism shit. I can't wait until foregen shops focusing on social justice and faggy statues and gets his adhd ass on the science of regeneration like he said he would.
Pleasure aside I just feel like shit knowing everyone had such little disregard for me as a person they'd chop ip my dick without anesthesia because it'd be funny and they thought it looked cuter. Nevermind what I thought about it.
We need to halt our support for the Islamic Republic of Iran. While there might be many positive features, there are also negative aspects, we need to acknowledge. Specifically the horrific abuse of Marxist Feminist leftist womyn political prisoners.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1988_executions_of_Iranian_political_prisoners#Dealing_with_women
>After a while, many agreed to pray. One admitted ten years later that she still had recurring nightmares in which she saw herself praying and thereby betraying her whole persona.
http://publishing.cdlib.org/ucpressebooks/view?docId=ft3s2005jq;chunk.id=0;doc.view=print
Being forced to submit to Islamic Patriarchy destroyed the very persona of these Atheist Marxist womyn. Imagine a young coed or Women's Studies Professor who has devoted her entire life to Radical Feminism, forced to admit the inferiority of her gender. The Iranian guards were merciless. They would whip the tan buttocks of these Iranian Leftist womyn until their panties were torn to shreds. The lashes would criss cross across their naked breasts and buttocks. This was a barbaric abuse.
We can't support Iran, when it whips the naked buttocks and breasts of Leftist Feminist womyn, in order to force them to submit to Patriarchy. Can you imagine the horror of the entire population of Leftist womyn being put in damp prison cells at the sexual mercy of misogynist thug guards?
got me hard f am i need pics
>>24763968
But they whip the naked buttocks of Leftist Feminist women. Its barbaric.
>>24763883
An obvious bait is a bad one.
Hmmmm thread
Haven't seen one of these in a while, I'll dump what I have
This is how I feel 99% of the time tbqh
cate
this could be fake honestly
General Topic: Merry keksmas! How do you feel about kekoldry?
> Funposting; Feelposting; Related Hentai and Images; Yandere Stories and Q&A.
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> Remember to cover your tracks: https://www.bestvpn.com/
>Merry keksmas!
Isn't it a little early?
>How do you feel about kekoldry?
Convicted felons of this crime should be promptly decapitated.
>Pic Related
I always feel a little sad for people that get breast implants. So far, it seems they always end up not being enough to fill that hole in their hearts.
>>24759249
But what if the yandere is really into getting keked?
>>24759347
That's an oxymoron.
Why isn't /r9k/ not more left wing?
Isolation and alienation are products of capitalism. When our entire lives are mediated through work and the money-form we find it even harder to create proper, sincere relationships.
Your mental health problems aren't important in capitalism. Yet Liberation politics, feminism, anti-racism, anti-lgbtphobia - all promote mental healthcare, inclusion, a cessation of unnecessary labour, and bringing the means of production back to the worker so that your labour isn't stolen by your employer.
Capitalism, especially in it's neoliberal form, has reduced us to atomised, lonely individuals. This has helped allow misogyny and racism to prosper (protip: it all leads back to material, economic conditions). There are no longer conditions for community and comradery.
If there is truly to be a 'beta uprising.' It should be against capitalism. A concerted effort to solve your mental health problems, combined with creating organisations, networks and groups in which to combat the system seems much more in line with the typical robots means of getting happier rather than the edgy racism and misogyny that runs rampant here.
Also, how the fuck have /pol/sters convinced people that 'cultural marxism' and 'the frankfurt school' is interested in multiculturalism and the death of white people and all this random bollocks?
The Frankfurt School critiqued rationality under capitalism and how that was disseminated through culture. The idea of a mass culture being formed that diluted the distinction between high and low culture, due to the amount of commodities being mass produced is one of the key theories.
Robots. Racism, misogyny and homophobia won't make your life better.
I actually hate the term left wing. I think Marxist/Liberal are better distinctions. Don't be a disgusting liberal, be a Marxist.
>>24756685
>Why isn't /r9k/ not more left wing?
Because the left isn't anti-capitalist anymore.
Capitalists want migration to drive down wages, leftists want migration as well.
They used to be anti-Capitalist, now they have been given SJW tranny feminist bullshit as a placebo.
And I am opposed to women's rights.
bump your thread for you, friend
Hey Bernie!
>tfw learn to dress well
>lift weights
>get a good hair cut
>fix up skin
>look legitimately good
>tfw you try to fix your problems by looking better
>find out it doesn't work
who
here
know that feel?
you forgot to culture yourself on more than just anime
>>24773693
you need to get friends and interests so you have something else to talk about except anime and porn
>>24773709
i'm well cultured enough. what do you mean?
Is pic related a roastie or is she waifu material?
>woman in the year 2015
Most likely a roastie.
>>24773671
>3D
>WAIFU
and fucking hero now
>taking selfies
absolute roastie
>tfw no qt bunny gf
>>24773273
You're triggering my suppressed beastiality OP
>>24773308
Why suppress it?
>>24773313
Because just like being gay, it is unnatural, perverted, and an all around unhealthy mindset otherwise known as mental illness
Its my birthday /r9k/
>>24772877
>sagittarius
Thread status: dropped
>>24772877
so? do you wanna soplar la vela?
merry birthmas autistic frogposter.
wanna talk?
