Hmmmm thread
Haven't seen one of these in a while, I'll dump what I have
This is how I feel 99% of the time tbqh
cate
this could be fake honestly
>>24763739
the real hmm here is the mystery of how someone extracted the piece without ruining the rest of the cake...
>>24763776
Tell me about this cat. Why does he eat like a human?
>>24764033
I think it's 7 times a day then every 3 days you take 14 or 16 in Engrish.
>>24764040
You never had corn bread (at least I think it's corn bread)? If it's cold enough, you could stick a table knife in it and pull the slice out.
>>24763756
wtf is das
>>24764033
what? my ex was on those. its contraception and she only had to take one a day lol
>>24764155
What, do you see a knife and fork or chopsticks there?
Nah, he's a freakin' cat. He's going to use a spoon to eat those lovely pancakes, and probably going to get maple syrup all over in his fur.fuck, now I want pancakes
>>24764033
I've experienced similar instructions while taking presnidone though.
>take 5 a day for 5 days then subtract one per day every 3 days for as many days as needed until you run out
It's obviously more comprehensible but still ridiculous.
>>24764155
if I removed the pancakes would he die
>>24764394
I dont think he's going to eat them with anything. He seems repulsed by the pancakes.
ok 2 seconds
>>24764155
No idea, but there's also one of him making that face but with a bunny on the plate.
it's as simple as this lads
>>24764394
Not exactly.
I know this family. Their cat is actually very talented in the kitchen as long as someone else manages certain implements like spatulas.
However, like many chefs, they lose their appetite for what they've cooked...something about their senses becoming oversaturated with the smells and tastes of the dish as they prepare it. This happens with cats, too, so this photo reflects a certain amount of pride in having prepared the pancakes well, and a certain amount of unhappiness at eating them (the cat has said sometimes just having the smell of certain foods in his fur after he's been cooking can be nauseating).
Generally, they let the cat out after cooking, and he cleanses his palette by vomiting up a couple of furballs, then nibbling on some delicacy like mouse feet or lark tongues.
Incidentally, he makes the best tiramisu I've ever had...light, not too sweet, delicate coffee taste (his own blend, made like Kopi Luwak), and a lingering, nostalgic aroma. And a few stray cat hairs, too, but that's to be expected.
NSFW, very graphical
>>24764553
mmmmmm x100
>>24765079
>NSFW
>Yotsuba
back to reddit fampai
>>24765079
It actually was graphical.
Fuck you, making me think that it is being spoilered ironically.
>>24765079
WTF MAN! JESUS FUCKING CHRIST I HAVE TO PUKE FOREVER
>>24765079
i didnt really need to see that
asdfg
>>24765139
consider hurting yourself
>>24765079
Didn't cringe but you have to wonder.
Why?
>>24765079
for what purpose ? original comment do not steal
gtejgijdvk
>>24765196
no matter what happens you will never be an autistic indian. feels good
>>24764482
What did you get an immunosuppressant for? Doc gave me some for severe allergies. It completely removed my allergies, but at the same time it fucked my shit up with indigestion.
>>24765195
Bruce Jenner inspired bravery.
can we post videos?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFbyN78DH1g
This
>>24765189
>Didn't cringe but you have to wonder.
>Why?
>>24765122
I had to write something you fucking retard. You cant posts without text
>>24765195
For equality
>>24764553
explain 2 me
>>24764898
just like in my thai lewd newsprint
Not my wiener
>>24765079
I screamed out loud holy fucking shit
>>24765981
what was it f-a-m?
>>24766021
Jesus crust, just look at the pic. Its just a picture
>>24766087
no i'm not
kek
I just noticed something in another thread that should really be here.
>>24765907
Also I made a compressed version.
>>24765284
You are very new. Intolerably new. You need to leave.
>>24766115
Its a picture of an aborted fetus
>>24765499
that is the president of bolivia and lionel messi having a chat
>>24763739
Braco.
>>24766021
Two words, scat pornography
>>24766304
Wutz dat?
>>24766304
he does look serene and it is only $12
>>24766304
W-what happens if a pregnant woman gazes?
>>24766505tell me why
>>24766021
It's actually a really cute girl ;^)
the fate of all /robot/s
>>24766687
Enlarging this was a mistake.
>>24765284
Kek, nice satire my niqqa
>>24765079
Literally did pic related
hrmmmmmmm
>>24766687
dust in the wind.
the great emeralds power allows me to feel
>>24763739
What is this thing?
hmmnmmm
>>24766687
what happened? what?
pickle plate
>>24766021
here's the only real answer:
someone wraps rubber band around benis and then rips the tip off
>>24765044
His cat nip brownies are legendary.
The results of explosive decompression. Pretty fucked up way to die.
>>24766922
Pal died in his sleep, was old and nobody to check on him. Months passed.
>>24766982
Well at least you'd never see how mangled and unrecognizable your corpse became
>tfw even after over 5 years of 4chan still can't open some of these images
>>24766922
you should be able to deduce that he had some catastrophic organ failure (heart attack / stroke / brain aneurysm / whatever) and died in his home, surrounded by his own filth - with very little to no contact with the outside world because most people would be checked on if they weren't seen for a little while but, this guy decayed away for months before being discovered, possibly some bill collectors or property management, who knows
>>24763756
Top kek, did not think I'd see m13 on here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e12lEzK2qec
>>24765079
I don't get what's so bad about this, it's only his penis so he's not hurting anyone else.
>>24766687
That's so....fucking....depressing.....
This is what's scary about dying alone. This is why you robots need to maintain contact with family or find someone online that'll check up on you now and then if you feel like you're approaching the end.
>>24767115
or you could get 35 cats. they will eat your body before it rots, so it will only be a nice clean skeleton for the corpse crew to find.
surrounded by THEIR rotting corpses, filth and piss, of course.
>>24767047
But there's a lot of jars that look like they contain pills. Maybe he killed himself?
>>24767182
Wouldn't they eat each other as well? If one dies, that would keep the others going for a bit longer, so you might even end up with just one fat cat.
>>24767047
>this guy decayed away for months before being discovered, possibly some bill collectors or property management, who knows
I don't remember where I read that, but I believe he was found by just random people entering.
>>24767224
I don't know. my dad was found when mom called the cops when he didn't reply to her texts about paying for his half of my sister's graduation.
>>24767188
>>>24767047
>But there's a lot of jars that look like they contain pills. Maybe he killed himself?
Idk, his death looks sudden. Look at the way his hands are laid simply by his side. Looks like he died watching TV.
>>24766151
reminds one of skelly jelly
>>24767217
>there can be only one
(whoever the fuck decided that that comment was not original can drown into a thousand dicks)
>>24766687
>waiting_for_her_to_respond.jpg
>>24766687
The pokemon key chain sold it.
>>24767029
>even after over
sounds funny
>>24766687
Can anyone make him into a Pepe?
>>24765079
>>24765195
>>24765189
probably one of those extreme self mutilating fetishists. he probably cut off his index finger too
>>24766304
this nigga straight out of a tim & eric sketch
>>24766687
Wow, he really splooged on his pants
>>24767453
>>24767503
Jesus Christ
>>24767472
>this nigga
How old are you?
>>24767524
Grandpa pls go
Anyone have the pony cum jar thing?
>>24765079
Been a while since I've seen that one family
>>24764553
based autist Messi
>>24767188
Those are daily vitamins anon. A little tough to overdose on.
>>24766687
I can't even begin to imagine the smell in that room. That's probably the only reason they found him.
I am original comment
>>24764033
That's beautiful, almost like a song or poem.
>>24767188
I presume they were supposed to suppress whatever killed him.
god speed, Reggie
>>24763739
>hey anons, why don't you want to have kids? The clock is ticking haha
>>24767710
This freaks me out most desu.
>>24767785
Poor kid
Kind of hope he's not fully set on this hope of finding magical stones
>>24767801
>pooskins
>children
>>24766687
A chilling vision of things to come.
>>24767607
cute kid
>>24767874
those are white girls with a tanning salon membership
>>24767898
the NEETs life savings
>>24767801
>So anon! When can we expect some grandkids from you, no pressure haha!
>>24767710
I will never understand why people would do this kind of shit.
>>24767087
This. wasn't that bad. And he obviously wanted to do it to himself also. The shocking pictures are when there is a clearly unwilling victim
>>24767928
>poo eyes
>poo hair
>poo skin
>'white girls'
>>24767963
>being trapped upside-down in a confined space, in the dark
I really don't like this idea
>>24767963
could you imagine dying like the shit that you are, in a place called Nutty Putty or Bob's Canal?
>>24766304
Sounds like Holy Wayne from The Leftovers but way creepier.
>>24766916
i saw that in an unsettling image thread yesterday, couldnt find sauce over reverse google. Anyone know where this came from?
>>24768020
>saw video ages ago
>guy lying on his back, with a sack over his head
>doesn't look like he's restrained, and he's clearly breathing
>other guy comes in and starts stabbing the first guy in the stomach
>cuts to a later shot where the guy is dead
>tfw imagining what was going through the guy's head
>>24763739
There's a lot to take in from this picture
>>24768114
>someone actually designed this to have all these things on
>some chinese guy in a factory though "arabs love the confederates and spongebob, I'd better appeal to them"
>>24764482
Well I could make sense of that. Here would be your daily schedule.
5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 4, 4, 4, 3, 3, 3, 2, 2, 2, 1, 1, 1 and at some point you would run out of pills.
ruler of us
saved this from some shit thread
>>24767029
You should have been here 7 years ago when everybody was trying to be really edgy. /b/ was obsessing over boxxy and there was a massive push back because of it that permeated to a few of the other boards at the time. Gore, cheese pizza, and a lot of other shit that would turn away teenagers and normalfags. If I recall correctly /r9k/ was made a little after that time. The board had a lot of stories posted on it back in that time.I can't believe I am nostalgic over the time I spent on a shitty image board.
>>24763739
I usually post this on /v/ but that board is a shithole now
>>24768256
i remember that! it was the anon who made the pizza and randomly posted it, then someone made it into a waifu and shit
>>24767963
>Died in Nutty Putty cave.
I laff but I shouldn't
>>24768289
Really?
I was so drunk I just vaguely remember chocking in laughter at a fucking pizza thread and saving that.
>>24765079
>wedding ring
>>24768289
literally happened like 2 days ago, fuck off newfag.
>>24767557
reddit please go
comment was unoriginal as expected
China is a wonderful place
>>24767257
>this guy decayed away for months before being discovered, possibly some bill collectors or property management, who knows
>I don't know. my dad was found when mom called the cops when he didn't reply to her texts about paying for his half of my sister's graduation.
>>24768350
yeah, i'll check if i can find the archived thread...
https://desustorage.org/r9k/thread/24712353/#24712353
>>24765079
Fourth pic looks like the cut up hotdogs my godmother would feed me as a kid.
>>24768412
it happened yesterday, and i can remember things that happened recently, can't I? Does having short term memory make me a newfag?
>>24767953
>tfw you assume that the floor and dresser is covered with blood before enlarging
>tfw you'd almost rather clean up a room splattered with baby blood than a room splattered with baby shit
>>24768565
>mfw i did this when i was 2
>>24767710
What the fuck, why did he do that? More importantly, where is that hole?
It kinda reminds me of that one creepy pasta.
This is an original fucking comment.
>>24768602
I still have a scar on my forehead from the time my sister threw me against a doorknob when I was like 3-4. I don't remember jack shit but mom keeps telling the story. I just walked up to her clutching my head with both hands with fucking blood spilling between the fingers like
"mom, I hurt my head."
I am fucking never having kids.
>>24768710
really? shit..I apparently shat on my hands and painted it on the wall really badly kek
>>24765079
>get to the second image
>remember what this is
>quickly close out of the picture
>>24763739
>woman explains why women should have sex with dogs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-SwITAGUNjM
>>24764553
This is after an international match in bumfuck Bolivia and the GOAT was greeting the lowly spic Bolivian president
>>24768357
>women would rather fuck and even marry a guy who cuts off his own penis instead of you
>>24768602
>mfw my sister's kid does this at her house
>mfw he once did this at my place while they were stopping by
>mfw he's in kindergarten and isn't retarded
>>24765079
I don't like it.
>>24767710
DONT FUCKING GO THERE
>>24766916
fuck you nigger it's bedtime here
Something nice
>>24768274
You're not the only one. Boxxy was always annoying af though
>>24765122
>hurr durr go back to reddit durr
do you even think before posting this? are you aware of how cancerous your reply was? You should probably an hero for the good of 4chan
Th
>>24768760
There is no such thing as a good tripfag, but if there was it would be you. Whenever you post images or videos I always enjoy it. Good taste I guess
>>24768760
She has videos of herself fucking dogs apparently.
She had a tumblr, but it was taken down.
Masturbates in public too, can't remember her name though
>>24767115
Why should you even give a fuck what happens after you're dead? You'll be dead for fuck's sake. Why does it matter if some squatter finds your dead ass in an abandoned house?
>>24769033
It feels like I am part of a dying breed. The stories this board had were amazing because the r9k script made people make everything original. They may have not all been true, but greentext was an art form back then. The tard threads were the best. One time we had an ama with a female necrophiliac for a week or two. Where have all of the interesting people that were on this board gone?
>>24768474
I hope that they never reach full fluency in English.
>>24766687
OP will surely deliver
>>24769008
eh...
no real point to it, it would work if it was an allegory for our own human behavior but instead it's just LOL LE TORTURE MACHINE
>>24769233
>She has videos of herself fucking dogs apparently.
sauce neow
>>24769262
this shit is poetry
>>24769247
Maybe it'll recover once the robot starts filtering a lot of shit againnah who am I kidding
>>24769247
make amazing stories and stop bitching cry baby faggot.
>>24769641
Or you could fucking kill yourself.
>>24767710
Did he just commit suicide by dropping down under ground?
>>24769749
that was his hole. It was made for him.
>>24768092
Was it fake or real?
>>24768283
Wtf does that mean? Take your autistic memes back to /v/ and stay there
>>24769801
I assume that egoraptor has made let's plays since he posted that social media post
>>24768027
that's not poo skin retard
that's what flash does to white skin when a picture is taken in the dark
do screen shots count?
>>24768807
Fuck you, Morales is based as fuck
>>24769921
He co-founded Game Grumps which is one of the biggest "Let's Play" gaming channels on youtube, they were mentioned by people like Notch and Chris Pratt and some other celebrities.
he also consequently completely and utterly gave up trying to become an animator, hasn't animated anything by himself in years, and instead spends his days farting into a microphone while ironically playing bad Mario games and being bad at good games.
here is my contribution to the thread
>>24766687
About a year ago someone on r9k posted this in a show-your-room thread and said they're leaving the corpse to die in his room. Assuming from the other anon reactions, he was a regular poster. So yeah, that corpse isn't dying alone, nor was he a neet
>>24770176
>leaving the corpse to die
Might take a while
>>24770156
>0 in roman numerals
God damn that one always rustled me.
>>24770032
Who gives a fuck about the youtube gaming community? Please dont post that autistic shit on /r9k/ stick to posting it on /v/ where the other 12 year olds and autists find it funny. No need to bring it here
>>24770156
why would this faggot do this to himself
>>24766491
I laughed at that
>>24769600
>Maybe it'll recover once the robot starts filtering a lot of shit again
if anything the few weeks after the installation of the robot have proved just the opposite
this board has gotten clearly worst since last spring
i dont see how people can say otherwise. lot of normie tier and bait threads
>fembot ama
>gay threads
>trap threads
>kara threads
not really sure why i even come any more
>>24767801
>that face of utter disdain
I be his wife made him buy those things for the daughters, He just knows they'll be showing them off to some chad.
>>24770271
I... I want to cut one open. Just to see what'd happen.
I wonder who these people are, what lives they lived before their disrespectful cunts of a family put them in a shithole home like this.
>>24770350
Fuck, I forgot to post my picture.
>>24770241
>Please dont post that autistic shit on /r9k/
what do you think this board is?
>>24763739
Hmmm..original is comment this
>>24770271
disgusting
looks like varicose veins
>>24765079
>most of the people in this thread have never seen this image
Am I an oldfag yet?
>>24770400
Why is this so scary
>>24770350
>>24770361
they aren't meant to be alive anon
do you really think people in the 18th century would take care of people like that?
the fact that they're allowed to live is more respect than they need
>>24770320
It has definitely improved a bit, prior to the robot ad also site-wide filter 90% of r9k was just one-word meme threads like JUST.
It's not out of the woods yet, but it has nowhere to go but up now
>>24770400
This robot can carry heavy items anywhere because it will never fall.
Honestly it's the most technically useful robot invention I've ever seen in my lifetime
Doc, note: I dissent. A fast never prevents a fatness. I diet on cod.
>>24770430
probably because it's an EMS
>>24770480
IMS*
>>24765919
The creepiest part is his nail
>>24770383
Its no secret that /r9k/ is sometime autistic, but not on some "youtube lets play community" autism level. That should be posted on /mlp/ just based on the levels of autism it contains
>>24770467
youre a fucking idiot
those things are noisy and slow
>>24770582
doesn't change my argument though
it can carry shit anywhere
>>24770400
A weapon to surpass metal gear?
>>24770580
imo /r9k/ is the lowest of the lowest, where people who haven't seen daylight in days go, worse than /v/ or /mlp/
>>24769262
I actually like this sign, idk
>>24770620
yes it does
the invention is then not technically useful because it cannot preform the task adequately
there are plenty of other robots who preform well
>>24770361
I'll kill myself before I ever end up in a place like this
>>24770458
>the fact that they're allowed to live is more respect than they need
*tips fedora*
>>24770641
/r9k/ are most normies 2bh. There is a high amount of irony and satire here, not so many user are actuall robots
>>24766982
dying at work. male privilege.
I don't know why I find this funny yet sad.
>>24768690
Looks like this is at Burning Man. They can have some weird shit there.
>>24769247
shut the fuck up you pompous autist
jesus christ do you hear yourself
>>24765196
based rakesh
>>24768748
>press on image
>see first image
>this again
literally seen this hundreds of times, how new are these guys exactly?
>>24767453
pls this ROBOTBLOXXX
>>24764033
Magic Card description
>>24767963
Just break his legs and jank him out of there god dammit. He could still be alive.
>>24766687
this was a thread a long time ago on /b/. The day anon found a dead guy. He was in a condemned house. Collected cans for money. They found his journal.
>>24765079
What the fucking fuck fuckity fucking fuck?
>>24771276
I looked it up, apparently the shock of breaking his legs while upside-down and in that position could possibly have been fatal.
>>24767785
based reggie
>>24767581
We don't talk about the pony cum jar thing.
>>24766021
man cutting his pee-pee
>>24770464
>It has definitely improved a bit
yournewness is showing
youre a fucking idiot, you have completely underestimated the ability of people to make the same post with infinitesimal variations
i dont know how someone could be so naive, its nauseating.
>90% of r9k was just one-word meme threads like JUST
so the three word meme fembot threads are a huge improvement
find the nearest bridge friend
>but it has nowhere to go but up now
same with your intelligence
imagine the pain
>>24767963
Jesus Fucking Christ
http://www.deseretnews.com/article/865616346/John-Jones-died-in-a-cave-but-his-widow-emerged-from-the-darkness.html?pg=all
His widow starts fucking a younger guy, less than 2 years after his death and marries him less than 3 years after he dies
Wouldn't be surprised if she lets the kid call the new guy Dad either
What a cunt
>>24771402
>we can't try to save him, that might kill him! better just leave him to die :^)
hmmm
>>24765079
why thofuckthebot
>>24771842
>Before I thought, "I have to be loyal to John. I have to stick it out" and then I started to realize that allowing myself to love again didnt mean loving John any less. Now, more than ever, I realize that its really the opposite is true. I feel like I can love John more, and better, because of my relationship with Donovan. I think my capacity to love has increased.
Wow, nice mental gymnastics you disloyal whore.
>>24770350
Maybe it is because they need someone there 24/7 and family cannot simply do that such as being home 24/7 and being awake at all hours of the day.
>>24771811
lol this post had me dying. Its real nigga hours over here so im kinda tired but that hade me legit cracking up
>>24771811
dude thats a boston crab, watch a wrestling match some time
>>24765079
Still never going to watch Pain Olympics.
I just don't understand this though.
>Well just cut my dick off and totally got off on the sight of it and the feel of it
>Now what do I do?
Where do you go from there? A slow death, or you just stop mutilating yourself? Do you have a doctor try to reconfigure it and you do it again a few years later? You just mutilated your dick in some way, now what?
>>24763739
oc hmmmm fresh off the hmmmm tree
>>24766304
Looks like the Emperor from Oblivion.
>>24770430
the similarity the legs have to human form and movement,
>>24770010
>lactation isn't actually caused by pregnancy
That's bullshit. Lactation can be manually triggered by nipple stimulation, but women will still begin to lactate during and after pregnancy even without stimulation, just as a result of hormones.
>>24767710
This is one time where I am glad I weigh 210lbs.
>>24766687
>>24767115
If you want to be really bummed out, go watch the documentary "A certain kind of death"
>>24766687
>>24765044
both of these are old as shit, just how new are you fucking faggots
>>24764033
Nah the doctor has to decide how often and when the pills have to be consumed.
He just underlines the specific intake times or crosses the ones out that are not recommended.
i bet there's spooky skeleton treasure in that cave, you can't fool me
>>24767785
a grown man made this for internet points
>>24772824
Pretty sure this is the real sign.
>>24769008
I'm sick of seeing this shitty comic. It has no value what so ever.
>>24766852
tell us about it you fucking autist
>>24768274
This, I was 15 back then and gore hasn't bothered me at all since then.
>>24772824
If i hid treasure in that cave then that is exactly the kind of message I would leave behind
>>24772824
Why would you hide treasure underwater? Wouldn't it get all wet/rusty?
>>24766982
I wonder how quick that would have been.
>>24768274
>he thinks the days of boxxy worship were a high point
Jesus. Are you a newfag or are things really that shit now?
>>24767423
HOLY FUCK
R A R E
A
R
E
danks bassed robod :^)
>>24772044
Bitch be playing Twister with her rationalisation of her shit.
This is why I love queen victoria.
>>24770400
Video of it in action
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VXJZVZFRFJc
>>24772824
Is this real life's bonus level?
Bet it's a timed underwater escort mission or some shit like that
>>24770320
>>24770464
>>24771774
The robot has been a complete waste of time. It just makes it harder to post normal, functional posts. There is no real reason for every post to be OC, it makes no sense.
And posters just add random words to the end of posts, usually swearing at the robot, to get through.
>>24765196
why are indians so
like
weird
>>24767327
>>24767581
>>24769008
Do you guys have more of these?
>>24767963
the guy is still in there dead if I recall correctly, they couldn't get him out and he died from the rock being so narrow it restricted his breathing plus he was upside down
he really was just in this tiny gap slitgtly smaller than the width of an inhaled body
>>24767029
you're better for it, believe me
