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>tfw laid off from wageslavery for this whole week
Funny thing is, I only wageslaved for 10 days so far and iam already planning on to become full time NEET again.
>eating the worst junk foods possible throughout the week
By junk food i mean cakes and choclates and chips
>played css
>tfw got a comfy sofa for free
Thats my story this week robots. Lets hear yours.
signed on Monday
did nothing Tuesday
did nothing Wednesday
did nothing Thursday
went to corner shop Friday
>Go shopping with my brother on Monday
>Go to the doctor on Tuesday, get some antidepressants
>Went for a long walk to the grocery shop on Wednesday, purchased groceries
>Cleaned the house a bit on Thursday
>Waste most of Friday watching the BBC coverage and shitposting on 4chan
Also watched a bunch of anime and soccer. The anti depressants are making me tired and nauseous because I just started on them, but that should pass eventually.
Monday- did nothing
Tuesday- hangout with friends
Wednesday- dropped acid with friends and went to party
Thursday- did nothing
Friday- went hiking with friends
Oh, it's your two days of freedom already? Enjoy it, wagecuck. Just a friendly reminder: Monday is right around the corner.
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better two days then no days
>>29512325
When I die and am reborn, I hope I become a house cat
>>29512325
I look after an autistic kid for work, 19 an hour. Essentially browsing 4chan the job.
Would you date a girl who has been sexually abused?
Excusing all the issues. Assume she has been through therapy, has some knowledge of her own issues, and has overcome all the "daddy issues" and managed to avoid all the slutting around that typically comes from this.
Would you date her? She's a virgin besides getting raped at a young age.
Can you love her?
>>29512291
>Would you date a girl who
yes
>Can you love her?
yes
more important question, is she into some of that creepy stuff doing in the bedroom?
let her be lesbian, u monster
I think I scared him away .
The man I love that I only got back in touch with in three days.
And I over think it and scare him away.
Can I get feels thread please
Fb messages 1/2
Facebook messages 2/2
Im a basketcase :'(
guy seems like a douche to be honest lad
/gfd/ and /mommygf/ shit is okay too, I guess
>pretend to be someone else in these
>they still know who I am
Sorry and good luck, op.
>>29512191
what, you mean someone you know irl found you out through one of these threads?
>>29512282
Nah, only online.
Just 18 still a virgin but want to lose it to my 27 year old sister
pic related her on holidays
How do you plan on losing it to your sister? Are you going to ask her to fuck you as a favor? Will she be up for it?
>>29512740
w/e he does he better green txt it n post it
>>29512129
Good luck OP even though you wont deliver
The body type on the left is just as unattractive as the body type on the right.
Am I wrong?
>>29512115
Yes. Muscular women are only gross when they get to the point of huge amazon essential body builder.
The one on the left still has a pump. 5+ hours after the gym she should look far more normal, and therefore her body should look pretty damn good.
You are wrong.
Not quite. The left will look more appealing when her muscles aren't being strained, the right will look fat regardless. Left has dat neck and collarbone going on too.
How do you feel about girls with hardcore daddy-issues, to the point of wanting to have sex with their own fathers?
>>29512075
>to the point of wanting to have sex with their own fathers?
That's a little too far for me
but otherwise, daddy issues = girls who will have sex with anyone including robots.
So thank god for overly-strict, overly-protective or negligent/distant/absent fathers, otherwise I don't think I would have ever gotten laid.
>>29512075
I was really hoping he'd end up fucking her.
>>29512166
They did fug in the alternate ending
>add 2fembots saying they wanted to be friends
>they both ghost me the next day
FUCK YOU FEMBOTS YOU AREN'T REAL ROBOTS
>add a trap saying they wanted to be friends
>stops talking after three messages
TRAPS ARE WORSE THAN FEMBOTS
But that's exactly the kind of thing a robot would do, they probably had an anxiety attack.
>female
>friends
When will this meme die?
How do I drive my mom to suicide?
I've told her that my brother and I would be much better off if she did it, but she loves herself too much to go through with it, despite making threats.
someone post the kermit edit
Let me tell you a story young man. I hated my Mother. She beat me. Hated me and my father, and cheated on my father. CPS forced her to live with her father. She became so depressed, that she committed suicide. Keep in mind, she had serious mental issues. I did not feel anything when she died. A month later I spent three days straight locked in my room crying. The worse part is that the last thing I said to her is: "I don't love you. I don't have a Mom anymore." You may say you hate her but deep down in your heart, you love her.
>TL;DR
>Don't make her commit, you will regret it.
DeadMom anon here, what did your mom do anyway?
How do other robots deal with being avoidant?
I've been doing drugs basically nonstop for the past 5 years and it's killing me inside.
>>29512037
I want to dieorg
>>29512037
Yes. I drink alone every weekend and vomit everyday. I hope I choke on my puke one day
>>29512254
Same. I don't drink much because I become even more depressed when I'm drunk, but I'm considering just drinking so much one night that I pass out and drown in my own vomit sometime.
I want to be included in things but I'm too afraid to take the chance. I want to trust people but I'm too afraid of people hurting me and leaving me behind again. I'm so lonely and wish I just had someone to talk to, and the older I get the worse it gets.
I want to have friends and I'd like a girlfriend but I'm too afraid to involve myself with anyone. Honestly suicide is looking better every day and night. I'm afraid I've almost gotten over the fear of it and soon I might actually try.
>go into girls house
>see this
wat do
>>29512019
>Oh, nice femanon, CCS is my GF's daughterfu.
>>29512019
Lose. My. Shit.
rub your dick on sakura
First day of my wagecuck job at FedEx as a package handler in less than 12 hours..what am I in for? Anyone else ever worked there?
Already anxious & thinking about just not going.
>>29511984
Don't do it. This is not a robot's job, and you'll work with a bunch of chads and dindus. Trust me, I tried it and quit after 4 hours, you'll suffer there.
Never worked there, but I have in other warehouses and I know how UPS works. It'll be easy as fuck, trust me.
You might be
>Offloading skids and boxes from a truck
>Using a computer with some software designed in the year of Our Lord 1999, scanning shit, punching in long strings of arbitrary numbers and letters, doing a bunch of stuff without knowing what you're doing exactly, yet it's easy because there's a sheet in front of you reminding you how to do it
>Moving boxes around, putting boxes in other boxes, building boxes, breaking boxes down, shredding boxes in a big machine
>Wanking off in the bathroom
>Sweeping up and taking out the garbage at the end of the day, along with everyone else
Or you could be like me, say fuck that shit have a mental breakdown and get disability bux for your autism. Impoverished NEET life is so much better than warehouse work.
I've worked in logistics before, it's not very fun, if you aren't already an active person you might get super sore for a week or two.
>time to scan outgoing boxes
>beep beep.... beep tap button
>load onto pallet
>beep beep.... beep tap button
>load onto pallet
>before you know it you processed more boxes than can go out and it's closing time
good job to zone out at
>>29512025
lots of blacks is true. or just minorities in general.
>>29512145
honestly if it wasn't for it being a back breaking job occasionally (I was also the strongest person there always called upon for harder tasks), and my coworker being a yelling Nigerian man I probably would have stayed.
tfw no neet bucks
Thisis a nice comfy feeling that wagecucks only feel for two days of the week
lTT: wagecucks getting btfo
>>29511965
I seriously can't imagine how terrible it is to have to constantly work every day, and return home only to sleep a few hours before returning to your place of enslavement.
>>29511965
Thank you for making this post, anon. Thanks man.
I'm 22 and getting edgier and edgier by the day.
is this a sign I'm losing it? Seeing mad normies is becoming so pleasurable that it's kinda scaring me.
>>29511931
This happened to me...
Sadness turned to anger, even to the point of planning aelliot rodger cover band(if you catch my cold) then eventually i just felt nothing.
>>29512575
I too have long thought about getting involved in aelliot rodger cover bandbut I'm literally too lazy.
>>29512575
>>29512618
St. Elliot faggots
you gotta put some repsek on that name
