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Smart people, why hasn't someone invented a machine similar to the microwave, but for freezing food instead of warming food? Seems like it would make a lot of money.
I thought flash freezing was really dangerous?
>>29512891
They have those on Chopped.
>>29512891
Seems like "making cold" is a lot harder than "making heat". You can't actually make cold. You have to remove heat from some substance. In fridges, it's the air that is cold. And it takes time for air to make the stuff you put in it cold. And if you made the air very cold to speed it up, it would actually be super dangerous. I'm REALLY not sure about the science, or if there could be good ways to make it work, just pointing out that's it's different. Microwave ovens expand energy to create heat, but expanding energy to REMOVE heat would be a lot more complicated.
Who else /successful but can't talk to women/ here?
Successful meaning not a NEET and living away from your parents
>>29512844
My cat does that all the time
>>29512844
Do your parents u think you're gay?
>>29512865
My dog does that on the couch as well, sometimes front legs, sometimes back legs.
what does /r9k/ think of women partaking in sex tourism?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Female_sex_tourism
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jX2c5HH4CYA
Just another day of riding the cock carousel
>>29512814
kek. When all the dicks of your own country aren't enough.
Female_Sex_Tourism_Map
Hi r9k,
What will it take for you to stop being a NEET? Do you think you will straighten out your life if Trump becomes president?
Trump will bring back all those comfy call center jobs from the Indians, just think of all the money you'll be making NEETbros.
Pls check my trips desu
>>29512777
I'm technically not diagnosed but as far as the government knows i'm schizophrenic, probably somewhere on the shizo an autismal spectrums
>bunch of free drugs including benzos
>my own comfy 1bdrm apartment
enough NEETbux for food and occasional booze and steam games
>no reason to get off this ride
Has anyone here ever been a stalker? I have finally admitted to myself I'm one. I used to make excuses and rationalize it but I would follow girls home and look at their window for hours. Not just girls but this fat manager in a restaurant I was obsessed with for a while. I'm fucked up. I would never harm these people which is what no one gets. I haven't in a while and getting therapy for it and wondering if any one else here is a stalker?
>>29512759
>I would never harm these people which is what no one gets
It doesn't really matter, stalking is creepy enough by itself.
Not in the traditional sense. What I do is more related to tracking animals when you hunt them.
It started when I was a teen living in an urban location in England. Back then, I always wanted to hunt, but there was no possible way of doing that where I was. Therefore I settled for the next best which was "hunting" people.
I basically just see how much information I can gather on a person in a given time and see how much distance I can put between me and the person while still knowing where they are going.
>>29512759
I'm pretty much the opposite of a stalker. I take ZERO interest in people's private lives and never violate their privacy. If they tell me personal stuff I usually forget pretty fast.
Hello NEET cucks, how was your week being in your room all day?
Boy it sure is great to have my weekend, all that hard work has paid off, now I can buy hundreds of games on the Steam sale.
I can't imagine what it must be like having your mother say "No" on that one game you really want on a good sale.
>>29512754
>buys hundreds of steam games
>cant even finish one because theyre too tired from working all week
Its been pretty good, I finished all three bioshock games this week and just got done torrenting the first two fallout games
what do you actually pay for video games?
>he thinks it's a money problem and not a lack of good games problem
enjoy your shovelware
You say it like it's my choice to be NEET
Neet is like a hole that most get thrown into at some point by circumstance and without their consent and that get's deeper by the day.
>tfw you will never have a female friend
>tfw you will never have a very close friendship with a female
>tfw you will be 5'6" forever
>tfw you will never sit in the grass at night with said female friend (a comfy dream of mine)
>tfw you will never have an intimate moment with a female again
I haven't had a proper conversation with a female peer (never mind a female friend) in three years. It hurts too much.
What can I do, lads?
>this guy WANTS to be friendzoned
>>29512725
WHAT? Your mind is broken...
>have female friend
>she is always trying to get me to go to clubs and do normie shit with her husband and friends
>tries to set me up
>tries to get me drunk
>realizes im fuckeded up loser
>offers to suck my dick for a confidence boost
>say ok
>tell her husband
>show him texts
>they divorce
Female friends aren't that bad
Would you date a transgender person? Why/why not?
![2016-05-28 19_15_21-[naisho] PriPara - 14 [3E4F5670].mkv.png](https://i.imgur.com/LOgToJQ.png "2016-05-28 19 15 21-[naisho] PriPara - 14 [3E4F5670].mkv")
The same reason I dont date non-transgender people?
>>29512711
If they are really hot. Yes.
If not. No.
No
>want my own children
>most aren't passable
>older age may begin to make it increasingly obvious that I'm involved with a man
Plus I couldn't take it if my family found out.
'Fellatio Cafe' Where You Get Sucked Off As You Sip Your Brew To Be Opened In Switzerland
>The country that gave us Swiss chocolate, Swiss pen knives, Swiss cheese, and now blow jobs with your brew, Switzerland, are opening a 'fellatio cafe'.
>The cafe will be opened to the public by the end of the year in Geneva, according to Swiss newspaper The Local, and will see men ordering a hot drink, before choosing a prostitute off an iPad.
>Other than the worrying fact that even prostitution is pushing the boundaries of business by using iPads, customers will have to pay for a coffee. Included in the price is the blow job, though.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3656541/Fellatio-cafe-customers-receive-oral-sex-drink-40-coffee-opened-Geneva.html
You get the blowjob next to other men? That doesn't seem great
Jesus Christ, I hope they have a faceshield or goggles or something, because I know I could hold my coffee, but I guarantee someone is going to lose their grip.
I would love a sodi pop instead
Was Stephen Hillenburg trying to teach us the life of a Wagecuck with the character Squidward and the NEET Life with Patrick?
>>29512642
dude nyes
And what is soponge?
>>29512642
You should probably eat some rubber bands.
>>29512650
Normies who genuinely enjoy their jobs and have lots of friends.
Queue music, chat, watch videos (and meme hard), come on in! Orbiting permitted.
https://www.dubtrack.fm/join/r9k-the-musical
FAQ
>What do the arrows and the heart in the Iower right corner do?
The arrows are used for voting. They're caIIed "dubs". If a song gets 50%+1 of the rooms population in downvotes, it will be skipped. But the upvotes help us decide if a mandatory skip should be overruled, so please be sure to vote either way. The heart is used to "claim" a waifu.
>What can I play?
Queue anything music related you want.
>How do I post images to the chat?
Drag & drop into chat box or copy+paste image link with the file type at end, ex: http://i.4cdn.org/r9k/1437598602483.jpg
Need at least 100 dubs to post images.
>Anything else
Just ask inside, or check the "Info" tab by the Video, Queue, and Mod tabs.
Useful links
>Region restriction checker, to make sure a video isnt blocked for other users
http://polsy.org.uk/stuff/ytrestrict.cgi
>Emoji list, for the Iulz
http://www.emoji-cheat-sheet.com/
>Staff capabiIities info
http://pastebin.com/fjFYLnX1
>>29512627
First for this thread will get less than 5 replies
>>29512674
first for this thread will get less than 3 replies
Here's a bump since it's a nice comfy room it seems.
>mfw I broke out of 4 years of NEETdom and got a 65k year starting office job
how?
ORIGINALU
>>29512549
Of course you did..
Go to sleep kid.
>2 years neet
>got in an interview last week
>it's one of the best positions I could get with my degree
>pretty good chance of getting the job
They'll announce the results on their website sometime soon. The suspense is killing me.
any other richfag bots on here?
mommy just got back from europe and picked me up a $400 wallet.
feelsgoodman.jpeg
I mean I do appreciate what I have, but I still would say after a certain point money can only make you comfy, not happy.
Eventually you just become desensitized to the value of a dollar, but if you were to go without money everything would seem to be shit tier quality.
any bots have a remote idea of what I'm talking about?
I have no fucking idea what you are taliking about. Everything I own was bought through my hard work, not handed to me by rich parents. You appreciate what you have more ehen you earn it yourself.
Careful, most people hate us, you're just going to get a bunch of shit for being rich.
Being rich is just something you keep a secret, especially as a robot since we have no friends anyways.
I.e this wanker: >>29512489
Money can buy happiness.
Comfort and security even love.
A woman who loves security generosity.
Many women really and any hobby you would like to pursue is in your grasp.
Knowing you are free to enjoy your life on your own time. If you really are rich get off here and enjoy your ljfe.
What im supposed to do when i feel sad because i feel i dont recive all the love i want?
I'm trying to figure that out too OP. What am I supposed to do to fill that hole? Video games, books, alcohol, anything else can't get my mind off of her or how lonely I feel.
>>29512414
If u want love, the love has to come from you
I wish I had a definitive answer, but I don't think I do so I'm going to throw something out there. Maybe try to focus in and appreciate the love you do have rather than longing for love that's just out of reach.
>>29512432
Distracting myself does and always has worked a charm for me but I try to refrain from doing it too much, seems like running from your problems. Sorry you're lonely, try to remember there's someone out there who loves you and would very much like to spend time with you. I wish I had something greater.
Hi I need some help deciding what to eat tonight, thanks you friends
http://www.strawpoll.me/10580485
>>29512411
Eat ghosts OP.
>>29512483
I don't know that might not be as tasty as mclondos desu
>>29512564
The pol says kill self. You've no other choice.
