i'm learning to pour beer
is this considered a good pour
>blue moon
tell me it was just a practice beer
did it go in the glass? if it went in the glass its a good pour, if not, keep practising
>>29513475
unfortunately that's not really how beer works
/r9k/'s opinion on girls with tattoos?
>>29513449
It's OK but I'm automatically suspicious.
Absolutely disgusting
originales
probably some filthy cumdumpster.
Could she have feelerinos?
>>29513401
Hmmmmmmmm. She said "Rest in peace grandpa"... So, I'm guessing what she meant by this was... she clearly has daddy issues, and is currently conflicted over her gender identity.
Bumperino Mr. Krippino
her grandfather passed away and she is now reflecting on the meaning of life. this is common when people lose someone dear to them. when she mentions the, 'finally reunited with your one true love,' i would make the assumption this means her grandmother (his spouse) has also passed away.
Who else feels the lonliest when with others? I just finished talking to a girl, and now im lower than ive been in weeks. It was a nice conversation, but i know nothing will come of it.
If i stay at home, im not reminded of what i cant have.
I feel the same way. Recently I've been getting a long pretty well with my coworkers, but I have no friends at all, so being around them just makes me emotionally sick.
It's because im just constantly reminded that they all have lives and friends and I'm stuck here with disgusting idealistic hope even though it doesn't run deeper than the fact that they are people I just work with and vice versa.
The fact they will never care or think about me as a human being makes me never want to talk to another person.
>>29513394
>lonliest when with others
>with others
>I just finished talking to a girl
>just finished
>now im lower than ive been in weeks
>now im
Greentext me your day.
Plisplox.
>stayed up all night to see referendum results
>logged into normiebook for the first time in months to laugh at the fallout
>did nothing of note
>ate chicken and bacon tortillas
>went to sleep at 7pm, woke up at 1am
>3:44 now, about to go to sleep again
on the whole I give it a 6/10
>>29513393
>stayed up all night to watch the referendum
>throughly knackered by 10am, go to bed
>boss rings me and says he needs me to work tonight
>say sure I fudging love working Friday nights
>download Mario and Luigi before I snooze 4 reals.
>wake up, eat chicken caesar, go to work
When I get home I need to post some dnd...
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> woke up early because dog wanted to go out
> ate dinner's leftover
> play Ninja Gaiden 1
> music
> went outside a bit
> here now
There you have it
Anyone at that level of sperg where they don't ever listen to any kind of music whatsoever? I'm always content with just listening to nothing while I do stuff
That's not autistic. It's just a preference. Music is overrated in general. I can't stand those people who are like OMG I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT MY MUSIC...and people who listen to music while studying are the absolute worst. 99% of the time I prefer to just have silence.
>>29513842
>It's just a preference, but those who prefer things the other way are fucking retards
why even bother my man
>>29513842
>That's not autistic. It's just a preference.
No I'm pretty sure it's on the spectrum.
I can understand no wanting to have music playing 24/7 and wanting to fully concentrate or something or just clear your head, but people who genuinely don't like or even hate music just as a concept are definitely a couple of nickles short of a dime.
and to be honest maybe I'm a little jealous of them. Even when I'm not listening to music,...
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>drink 1 beer
>feel completely alienated from the world around me with borderline psychedelic thought patterns
anyone else? the more i drink the less i feel this way, but one drink puts me in this really uncomfortable super-self aware mode
Have you actually taken psychedelics?
I feel uncomfortably hot and sweaty when I get just a little buzzed like that
>>29513412
yes, psilocybin and muscimol mushrooms
How many good boy points do I need to buy a dozen tendies?
It depends on the quality of the tendies. Are you looking to purchase Dino shaped ones?
>>29513313
ask reddit, summerfag newfag nigger fag
>>29513374
Chill nigger
What did she mean by this?
I'm still trying to figure it out.
>>29513295
She means that she's drunk
"jesus fuck I'm having a seizure"normans get out from here rooooo
>>29513295
Do you want to cummmmmm laughing IN THE GAPPING ASS (abbreviated as GA)
Fucking christ op it was easy
Who would win?
>>29513293
Add in Cesaro and it's the wrestlers.
>>29513293
I'd say Cena and the Rock but wouldn't the Lion's anatomy make it awkward to pull their signature moves which are usually done on humans?
>>29513293
John Cena and the rock couldn't win against 1 lion, they have no hope of winning against a trillion
Even if they could kill one lion a minute, and they never got tired or hungry, they would die of old age before they killed them all
*pic related* Me and my bro from work are robots but we're trying to better ourselves
We are going girl hunting tomorrow (basically going up to and starting conversations with random girls we thank are cute to get numbers)
Since we're both virgin fucking losers we thought if we encourage ourselves we could pull out enough positivity to be our own chads.
What do you guys think? Or rather do you have any tips for us.
I've done this before. Helped a lot.
A few tips that made this possible for me:
>bet money. If you chicken out, you pay
>just say hi
>none of that "hey I thought you're so pretty" blah blah, pick up lines or lame jokes, just hi
>they'll act creeped out at first, just say you wanna talk and it's fine if they don't
>talk for 5 minutes at most, then say you gotta leave and ask for her...
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>>29513411
Oh my fucking god these are glorious, fucking thank you anon
>>29513286
This board is fucking insufferable.
This is ONLY for fembots who can't get a bf or believe they are involuntarily celibate or lacking romantic companionship.
Age:
Sex (I know malebots will respond too):
Location:
Interests:
Looks:
Reason for being foreveralone:
Ideal guy:
The lowest you'd settle for:
You might think this is just to prove a point, but it all depends on your answers.
Fembots don't exist it's time you leave no one's your fatass here.
>>29513285
>tfw 6/10
>cant get a 6/10 gf or bf
help
>>29513357
Don't fucking complain if you're not willing to date down a notch. Most robots are willing to date down quite a few notches and they're still robots. Also why is everyone so fucking superficial? Geez.
I chose the wrong direction in life and am over 30.
I fell for the STEM meme but should have been an artist.
This is the end.
i fell for the stem meme too
i work an office job and i dont have a gf
At least you didn't fell for the "don't go to college" meme like I did.
>>29513303
At least you didn't fall for the "go to college" meme like I did
Plug.dj thread
Come chill with us tonight
https://plug.dj/the-groove-room
>>29513252
bump
play some sick jams with us
another bump
dance with us, mates
just go here, to the superior dubtrack.
https://www.dubtrack.fm/join/r9k
If guys can have a feminine penis, can girls have a masculine vagina?
>>29513193
Muscle kegel vag that can envelop and crush your nuts.
Hm, I don't know.
they can have clitdicks with enough test