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Was the Zodiac Killer the first known instance of a "robot"?
He went around killing Chads and Staceys while they were having sex.
Sounds like a robots M.O.
the beta uprising was forced underground
it will rise again soon
I want to be like Zodiac Senpai One Day.
>>29509833
You would get caught in no time in this day and age.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=266A0sVGqxg&feature=youtu.be
What does this make you feel?
>>29509735
Makes me nostalgic about this video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-t2FAMoJtc
neat, I thought this was 3rd person
is it on sale now? might pick it up
>>29509785
Originally a birds-eye-view shooter. This is just a first person total conversion mod that was just released.
How do you get women when you're genetically inferior?
Is there any possible way to defeat shortness? At least face you can change with plastic surgery.
If any redditor comes in here and says ''dude just be yourself just walk up to a girl and talk to her just improve yourself'' get the fuck out. Here's a pic for you cunts.
>>29509727
get rich
get wealthy
get money
>>29509760
Of course. Pretty straightforward.
But until then don't even try with women?
>>29509798
Yes
There are 3 currencies for purchasing women
Looks
Wealth
Social Status(Usually comes from Looks and/or Wealth)
Otherwise your personality or intellect or any other attributes you have, offer no value for the woman's gain.
>tfw remembering I used to write fan fiction as a kid before I could even comprehend what good/bad writing was
>tfw I wrote myself into the story as a blatant Mary Sue super hero
>Made the character have all of my likes/dislikes
>tfw remembering the sex scenes I wrote with him and the girl character before I understood what a waifu was
>mfw I wish I could do it again but I know better
Post Fanfic script please senpai
Dang I was writing fanfics even in my 1st year of university.
"Just Because I'm bored" I would tell myself...
>>29509716
>wrote a fanfic script when I was a kid
>the main character was miserable and lonely
>nobody liked him, they only tolerated him because he was useful
>his love interest loves the main villain
>she commits suicide when the main character kills the villain
>the main character commits suicide too
Gotta love childhood
Anyone here have nightmares often? Curious if more people have this.
Usually they are about me going insane, having car accidents or not being able to wake up. Especially the latter and the first are reoccuring.
Sometimes I wake up gasping for air, or really sweaty and or with heavy heartbeating. One time it was that scary I was afraid to get into sleep again.
Other times I get a nightmare, wake up, fall in sleep and the very moment I fall in sleep am back again in the nightmare.
Spooky stuff.
>>29509682
I have nightmares very often.
I usually wake up in a cold sweat.
I have found that there are a couple of things I can do to mitigate this:
1. don't eat before bed. wait ~5 hours before going to sleep after eating
2. sleep with only a light cover so you are a little chilly
3. if you find yourself clawing at your face you can wear socks over your hands when you go to bed.
>>29509682
SPOOPY
I have a lot of "nightmares" too, but oddly enough I don't find them so bad. I very very often dream about being in deadly situations and trying to save my sorry ass. Very diverse situations. I often die in my dreams. Sometimes I remember "cheating" and choosing to wake up instead. I wake up a bit pissed and disturbed. I don't know how common this is... it seems a bit weird. Maybe it's just too much movies and video games.
>>29509783
I am often aware that I am dreaming, but somehow they always spook me.
I too am sometimes be able to cheat and wake up.
I just want some sort of reconciliation and closure with her.
text her, familia
>>29509669
FUCKING NORMALFAG! GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD!!!! GOD FUCKING DAMN!!!!
cufjcucucu igjfivivi
>>29509711
I can't
she put me in this sad hole I am in yet I feel like she's the only one who can pull me out. if she ends up burying me instead it will probably kill me.
Often times I see here things like "I wanna kill myself" or "I'm faggot" and that is bullshit. Greentext stories can really show how world can be cruel to you, but have you ever thought why? In this thread you can tell us what's your biggest flaw and we will try to help you. Be accurate and try to not use "autism, retardness etc."
If I start with myself it's my reputation and look of others to me. Everyone in workplace thinks I'm some kind of murderer because often times they saw me browsing here - they also saw some youtube videos about 4chan threads on /b/ and they think I am fucking criminal.
Besides 4chan and my social reputation, im happy with myself - not perfect but happy and fine.
>>29509654
I am constantly looking for new ways to feel guilty. Even as a child I could never relax, even for a minute, because I feel like I am always obligated to be doing better than I am right now. I always feel like it's my fault when something goes wrong, I perpetually feel guilty for the ways that I've hurt people, I feel guilty for not being a better person, for my fucked up sexuality, for my intrusive thoughts, for my drinking, for not socializing enough, for working a shitty job, for spending too much time online, for not playing fucking harder video games, for disliking most people, for being so pessimistic and cynical, for not being eloquent enough, for making my therapist suffer through crine-worthy sessions with me every week, EVERY LITTLE FUCKING THING
I don't know how to stop, /r9k/.
It's hard for me to form lasting bonds with people. I always overthink it and stop hanging out with people and electronic communication (which seems to come so naturally to others) is very difficult for me. Eventually everyone just fizzles out of my life and we forget each other.
How do you deal with social anxiety, /r9k/
I become uncontrollably stiff and autistic around others, even around my family. I need to take deep breaths before getting out of my car just so I can walk into a grocery store. Today is my birthday and I don't feel like doing anything in particular with anyone
Smoke weed? Take meds? Stop being a pussy? Idk man
>>29509637
I find shutting myself away and not speaking to anyone helps tremendously. In the short term!
That is not Youmu and you know it
I like to watch tranny porn and self-insert as a tranny.
I think it's a stupid fetish afterwards.
IRL I look at girls and feeel feels about girls.
It is so sick if you think about it. Like putting a corpse of your ideal gf on you. I couldn't get gf, so I want to become one. Or maybe I am some kind of genderfluid demisexual non-binary.
I'm just very shy with girls.
>>29509581
>genderfluid demisexual non-binary
Sounds pretty gay desu.
>>29509655
I was ironic.
This fetish really destroys my self-confidence.
So I question my sexuality rather than talk to girls.
/pol/ here
LISTEN GUYS
I KNOW WE DISAGREE ON A LOT OF THINGS LIKE JEWS AND WHAT THE JEWS ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR
BUT JUST THIS ONCE LET'S UNITE AND FIGHT A SINGLE COMMON ENEMY
COMMENTS ARE DISABLED BUT EVERYBODY -- REV UP THOSE DISLIKES
CAUSE THERE'S A BUTTON WE CAN PRESS TO SHOW OUR DISAPPROVAL OF CULTURAL MARXIST PROPAGANDA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6oDLqmM2BPw
>>29509409
>WE DISAGREE ON A LOT OF THINGS
you must be refering to the normies
>our downboats will make a difference
Wrong pedro, what we should be doing is hardcore redpilling, with images and all
>>29509448
/r9k/ is basically normies now right
GOD DAMNIT PRESS THE DISLIKE BUTTON
Remember to report too, just appear like normies.
REMINDER: This is not raid, this is organazed show of disaproval about Google being biased and forcing propaganda.
>The classical Athenian statesman Solon is credited as being the first to institute legal public brothels. He did this as a public health measure, to contain adultery. The poet Philemon praised him for this measure in the following terms:
> [Solon], seeing Athens full of young men, with both an instinctual compulsion, and a habit of straying in an inappropriate direction, bought women and established them in various places, equipped and common to all. The women stand naked that you not be deceived. Look at everything. Maybe you are not feeling well. You have some sort of pain. Why? The door is open. One obol. Hop in. There is no coyness, no idle talk, nor does she snatch herself away. But straight away, as you wish, in whatever way you wish.
> You come out. Tell her to go to hell. She is a stranger to you.[5]
>As Philemon highlights, the Solonian brothels provided a service accessible to all, regardless of income. (One obolus is one sixth of one drachma, the daily salary of a public servant at the end of the 5th century BC. By the middle of the 4th century BC, this salary was up to a drachma and a half.) In the same light, Solon used taxes he levied on brothels to build a temple to Aphrodite Pandemos (literally "Aphrodite of all the people"). Even if the historical accuracy of these anecdotes can be doubted, it is clear that classical Athens considered prostitution to be part of its democracy.
Why don't we just return to actual democracy, /r9k/?
>>29509400
Because sex is degenerate behavior and the government should not encourage it. In fact, they should protect the people from it as much as possible.
>>29509478
FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGG
UR degeneraten
Because normfucks don't want democracy, and they don't want brothels either due to muh feels
Brothels are truly the mark of a civilised, controlled society. They allow men of all races and classes to come together and partake in the natural, instinctual act of copulation with neither shame nor judgement nor worry. They also allow women a constant, guaranteed source of income should they want to work in prostitution.
With regulated brothels, everyone wins.
>tfw no chola gf
I know that chola feel.
Where is my chola gf?
God family dinners at her house were so awkward
>you post on r9k whining about your feels
>she slurps down Chad's cum for her meals
>you ask her for her number so you can take her out to dinner
>chad fucks her in the vagina instead
Cum is not a very filling meal.
>anon makes another one of these threads
>a million ideas come to my head
REAL NIGGA HOURS
WHO TF UP?????
AY IF YOU NIGGAS UP SMASH THAT MF (You) BUTTON
you're not getting a (you) OP
sage NORMIES REEEEEEEEEEE
its 3:30pm here, yurofags cant be real niggas. fuck off cuck.
Hey there faggot, what's your excuse for not donating blood? Don't you know that you can literally save peoples lives with ease?
Okay, maybe you don't care about saving lives, but let me give you some reasons to care:
>You get points for giving blood. Get enough and you can get some free meals, money for the movie theater, giftcards, etc.
>You get mad social points, just don't act like a morally superior douchebag
>To add to the previous bonus, make sure to get a free Blood Donation t-shirt on the way out, it makes you look like a better person /and/ it's a great conversation starter for robots
>You get to one-up Chad. I rarely see anyone besides middle-aged women at these centers, and I've met plenty of big strong guys who are afraid of needles. Kek
By the way, the needle isn't bad at all. I'm extremely squeamish and it only felt like a bug bite to me. The only weird part is that the needle has to stay in your body for 10 minutes or so, but you can ask for a free Sprite or something during the donation
Trust me, it's worth it. I can answer any questions about the procedure that you have.
I don't give a shit about anything you listed
>free food
>t-shirt
>social capital
get fucked
I'm slightly anemic
Because I live in a rural area with no services. I'm not going to drive 50km just to donate some blood, especially if I'm not paid properly for this. Doing this in my situation would be liberal SJW-tier, actually wasting money to have my blood drained from my body and get next to nothing in return? Nah.
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