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>tfw Stacy used you for gum and snacks
>tfw she gave you huggies and attention
felt good man :)
>>29509145
You are such a fucking faggot, hoIy shit
>>29509446
You're just jealous, cunt
>>29509708
Cry more beta doormat
>you will never make a woman laugh
Literally just bee yourself and she'll laugh.
>>29509115
Except AT you.
>>29509131
This. Women laugh at me all the time, so much that I prefer to stay indoors.
I can't sleep because it's too hot. my computer doesn't work correctly because it's too hot. breathing is a pain because it's too hot. can't open the windows because it will only get hotter + pesky insects.
>normies talking about how beautiful the weather is and how they want to do this and that
>going outside in 2016
>seeing groups of normies
>being dehydrated and baked to death by the sun
>it's like you desperately want to kill yourself
living is pretty much a meme in general
>>29509208
a stale, ever repeating meme
>like vines
>be me
>live in a tropical country
fuck my life, it's like everyday is summer in this hellhole
it gets fucking unbearable when it's actual summer
winter is the best day of the year
I've been summoned for Jury Duty.
Any robots have experience with this?
> get summoned for jury duty
> really don't wanna go
> go anyways since mums rewards good boy behaviour with good boy points
> get in court
> mfw defendant is chad
> do everything in my power to get him convicted
> no one pays attention to me during consultations
> they get him off easy with a minor probation
> get home angry and yell at mum so all my good boy points are gone
>>29509067
you probably won't be selected to be on jury cause you're too autistic
Just acted really excited about the case and they dropped me.
Let's decide what names are where:
Alpha/Top Tier:
>Chad
>Brad
>Brett
>Chris
>Danny
Normie Tier:
>Scott
>Mike
>Rick
>Max
>John
>Tom
Cuck tier/shit tier:
>Steven (or Stephan)
>Any unusual, not common name
>Mark
>Buddy
>Jake
>Allen
"Lance" belongs in alpha tier
Derek, for those typical baseball players
>>29509059
True
Also
Cuck Tier: Brian
ITT: Robot movies.
fucking love this sshit
Irobot with will Smith is good
>>29509009
grendterino
>>29509009
Castaway on the Moon. It's about a suicidal guy who decides to live on an artificial island, and the NEET shut-in girl who watches him.
It's absolutely beautiful.
Any albino robots here?
I pity poor whitey
if one more cumskin gives me this fucking look i'm knocking their teeth out
any pic with her eyes open?
i wanna see her eye colour
So why is /pol/ the biggest dumbest cancer on 4chan?
>>29508959
/pol/ is the most influential political memetic organization on the planet, OP.
You can thank them for Brexit and President Trump.
these threads made me mad 3 years ago but now they seem so petty
it's strange
>>29508959
>/pol/
>literally brought an ancient Egyptian God of Chaos back to the mortal world
>is currently meming their own version of reality into existence
>is influencing global politics on an unprecedented level even without the boon of meme magic
>dumb
>cancer
Wut?
Who's genuinely suicidal here? Fuck off with your memes. Why are you thinking about killing yourself?
>>29508925
I don't see any way forward after college other than a dead-end retail/manual labor job, and that sounds exhausting. Plus I haven't had any friends since I was 16, and you can only be alone with your thoughts for so long before you start to go nuts.
>>29508925
I wake up everyday knowing I won't enjoy myself, then I have nothing but the next day waiting for me where I'll hate it just as much.
> do stuff you enjoy
Fuck you I don't enjoy anything, I'm ill and incapable alright?
>Why are you thinking about killing yourself?
Typical hopelessness, no future, no friends, no family, no relationships AT ALL. Anxiety, shame, guilt and depression ruined my life and there's no reason for anyone to give me a break or a chance.
I wish it didn't have to be this way.
Now that the dust has settIed...
Best show I ever saw.
>>29508900
best show dubs confirm
>>29508900
Very enthralling. Liked it.
Normiebook thread motherfuckers. Let's root out the normies.
>Do you have one?
>How many friends do you have?
>How much do you use it?
>Have you ever posted anything?
>Have you ever been tagged in anything?
>>29508865
>Do you have one?
Yes
>How many friends do you have?
218
>How much do you use it?
Daily
>Have you ever posted anything?
Yes
>Have you ever been tagged in anything?
Yes
>>29508865
>>Do you have one?
Thirteen.
All of them with fake names.
>>How many friends do you have?
1300+ on the one I use the most. I started adding random friends - people with 1000+ friends will add you even if your name is "Hitler did nothing wrong". Then, after a while, people doing the same trick will add you.
>>How much do you use it?
Only for games. Some shitty games required swapping bonuses with actual friends. From time to time, I had to sync exact actions to get some promo, so I created a bunch of fake accounts. They're not all friended together.
>>Have you ever posted anything?
Only random memes to keep non-dormant the fakes.
>>Have you ever been tagged in anything?
I never uploaded personal pics. I've been "tagged" in many pics and always accepted.
I'm a sloppy amateur.
A friend of mine manually maintains more than 200 fake accounts and does a lot of socialengineering tricks. We had more than a laught at dem "Billions Users" fb statistics.
>>29508865
>>Do you have one?
Yes
>>How many friends do you have?
Bought 200-300
>>How much do you use it?
Everyday
>>Have you ever posted anything?
No
>>Have you ever been tagged in anything?
Yes
It's mainly a way off communicating with work as we are a small studio and all the updates/gossip/general interest are posted there.
http://money.cnn.com/2016/06/24/investing/pound-crash-eu-referendum/
omg
>>29508851
It's not crashing, it crashed once at the beginning of the day and has been slowley rising throughout the day, due to statements by the bank of England. The only reason it fell in the first case was because of market shock, since remain was polled to win.
It's far to soon to tell whether it's 'crashing' or not.
For reference, the Euro went down 6 cents today too.
>>29508851
good boy points crashing now? Should I invest in frozen tendies to thaw out later?
>pound becomes competitive
>businesses open
>value of the pound increases
>britain is king
>have worked hard to attain excellent dream recall
>frequently dream that I am in fun and loving relationships with qt girls I kinda know
God I'm lonely. Anyone else here happier when they're asleep?
I would be happier if I was dead.
>eternal sleep
>never want to go to bed because of the nightmares
>never want to get up from the bed because of the nightmarecalled life
>>29508771
I sleep a lot, like 12 hours a day on average, because this exact reason OP.
Tonight there will be people out there, people your age, younger and older. Drinking, smoking, dancing, having sex while you'll be alone at home.
Dont fool yourself into thinking all they'll do is "degeneracy" and hedonistic. They'll be with people that they love and that love them back. That would miss them if theyre not there. They'll laugh, have fun, share moments and form bonds. They might live moments that will become stories for their children.
You might resist this tought by joining an online chat, or a /comfy/ thread, drink alone and tell yourself that it was a good night. That's ok but you know its not true
>>29508712
Actually that was Thursday. Only fucking losers go out on a Friday thinking "it's the weekend baby!" Confirmed for lifeless loser.
I'm not going to be needlessly hostile, but I will tell you you're closed minded at best.
If you really think that a person is only having a good time when drunk and partying with sluts, then you're wrong.
I'm a virgin who sits at home and speedruns video games, and I'm happy like this. People can be content with different things anon.
>see people I knew from school talking about memories of their camping trips on facebook
>saying they wish they could go back to those times
>remember the night they were talking about
>spent it alone wishing I was invited
>still have a feeling that my life will 'start' soon and I'll go on camping trips with my friends
>25 and I know it's too late
I'm jealous that they have happy memories, I only have years of sitting in my room thinking about applying for a job to look back on
>shitskins call us white superior folks "cumskins"
>shitskin= literally waste skin, the body rejects you
>cumskin= gives life/girls love it, we are the reason shitskins are alive
when willniggerslearn?
>>29508685
>Likes being called a cumskin.
That is very gay.Your post came out of nowhere
>>29508685
i like when they call us snow niggers
>when niggers even know that niggers fucked up
i fucking hate nigger btw
>>29508733
>be nigger
>"how should I insult superior whitey"
>"Ha! I know!"
>Haha whitey you're a fucking snow nigger get fucked
JUST
