>Can fap to femdom
>Can fap to traps
>Can fap to NTR
>Can fap to pregnancy
>Can fap to futa
>Can fap to piss
>Can fap to armpits
>Can fap to body odor
>Can fap to smegma
>Can fap to THICK
>Can fap to farting
>Can...
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Nope, but you have an actual Mental Issue. Go see a doctor. Please.
>>29508715
>Nope, but you have an actual Mental Issue.
How so?
>>29508635
Sort of, OP
>can only fap to torture, homicide, necrophilia and decomposition
>cannot fap to living genitalia or unmutilated genitalia
>cannot cum unless a dead body is involved
>at no point in my life has this changed
Don't listen to people like >>29508715
if your fetishes are not causing you distress and not interfering...
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Those who want or have to live as NEETs for a long time, what are your plans? What is the big picture of your situation?
Due to my circumstances, I'll likely end up being a hikikomori NEET for many more years until my father dies, then my mother inherits part of his pension which should still be enough for both of us to survive. I should probably also have gotten disabilitybux by then. When she dies, I'll have to hang myself but have the benefit of being absolutely guilt-free and having no risk of being caught by a family member. If my mother dies before my...
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Get in here you fucking NEETs.
Learn a skill or trade. School is almost worthless now in Clapistan unless you are a social butterfly and set up connections with everyone.
I'm a little older than many posters here, so I've had a bit more time to work, save and invest. After all of that, I'll definitely be ok. I'm just working for another year or two to boost my NEET income a bit.
Hey everyone, how's your day going? Just had a Dr.Pepper while watching JoJo. Was pretty comfy also /Dr.Pepper General/
>>29508583
Are you me? Did you have pizza too?
>>29508964
Sorry, I don't like traps.
>>29508964
Yes I did have pizza
It's Friday night robots, what are you
>feeling
>drinking
>smoking
>watching
>listening
>playing
Oh me?
>empty but content
>sierra nevada Otra vez
>vape
>might watch a scary movie later, idk
>listening to some...
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>Sad
>Whiskey
>Nothing
>nothing
>Nothing
>Overwatch
>>29508578
bump
original bump original
Gonna keep hydrating and probably get a nap in so I can stay up late drinking and playing Overwatch. I should study a bit, but that probably wont happen because I'm an unmotivated motherfucker. If I have time before everyone gets online I'll probably work up a nice buzz while spinning some new records and shitposting.
How much does your social life matter to women? If a girl were to look up all of your social media just to see it's either nonexistent or lacking any updates how much would that factor into her opinion of you?
>>29508568
I don't have any social media so dating someone who didn't wouldn't bother me at all
Consciously very little. Unconsciously she would become entirely uninterested in you.
It's a huge red flag if a guy doesn't have social media
>come home from work after two years of being on the road
>14 year old nephew is browsing /r9k/ on his phone
>talk to his dad later that his son is browsing a website that is a haven for school shooters and that he should be worried about his sons long term mental health
>mfw banned my nephew from internet access
>signed him up for training because hes fat
>he is forced to maintain a 4.0 gpa...
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>>29508547
Make that faggot get a haircut too
>>29508547
you're doing the lords work my friend
>>29508547
>ruinsrobotlives
Implying you didn't just save your nephew from becoming a robot. Now he's going to be forced into becoming a Chad.
If one more cumskin gives me this look I'm knocking there teeth out.
>>29508540
Do lt faggot, u won't
Why are minorities always bullying whites?
let's go nigger on BD I'll fucking lay you flat
You still haven't picked up that onahole? What are you waiting for?
I have one, but I rarely use it anymore. My hand feels better. Tried many of them, but they only feel good when extremely horny.
>>29508513
sounds like you have shit tier ones
>>29508495
My next paycheck to get a new one, I don't use the one I have anymore since I wore it out been meaning to throw it out for a long time.
>English is my 4th language
>People say I speak it as well as those who have it as their first language
You realize how dumb americans are right? they learn English all twelve years they're in school and still regularly fuck up their own first language. This if coming from an american.
>>29508470
isn't america like this HUGE country ?
How the fuck do you know if your sentiments held against the american language prowess are the same in the other corner of this dimly lit universe, you call the USA ?
>>29508470
You learn English when you first start out, the rest of what's labeled as "English" is giving things you already know labels, reading books, and various types of writing.
It's game time, /r9k/.
Whoever rolls dubs is a NORMIE and must leave immediately.
Whoever rolls trips becomes a WAGESLAVE and must get back to work
Quads and above and you become CHAD.
Rollin.
Get me the hell out of here
Anything but wageslave
>>29508401
GIBS ME CHAD
Hypothetical Scenario:
>Stacy's bf Chad is bi
>He wants to pound that boipucci of yours
>He will pound that boipussy with the force of a thousand suns
>It will take him approx. 10 mins to cum deep in your virgin boipucci with his thundercock
>your anus will be torn, bleeding, and it will be extremely painful... for you.
>painful to the point where you're crying/screaming in...
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>Chad is bi
Stopped reading.
also pic related.
original senpai
>>29508378
hypothetically if chad were bi you fuck
Anybody else here have a flea sock?
My flea sock bag
>>29508291
What is a flea sock?
>>29508354
Progenitor to the flea bowl.
Can we get a late night euro thread?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCA2Q0mX3bs
Sure I'm a drunk dutchbot how are you mate love 2814 man of of my favourite albums
Birth of a new day I meant thats qhat its called
>>29508761
Everyone just calls it "2814" desu.
Fucking love this one from WosX. Not even vaporwave, but super good.
http://dreamcatalogue.bandcamp.com/album/brasil-world-cup-2034
Any robots who "went gay" and are now happy / in a relationship / at least not virgins anymore? Considering it, I'm pretty sure I'm at least bi
>>29508274
>faggots
>happy
with drugs everybody can be happy.
If you're in a relationship and/or aren't a virgin what the fuck are you doing on r9k nigger
Make r9k great again desu
>happy
No
>in a relationship
No
>at least not virgins anymore
You should have noticed a theme here.
I wish you all good luck for the future. If you do find that special person you want to be with, don't let go. If you slip and let go, don't hesitate to try to fix it. I hope you'll all be happy
Whats up puto do you speak spanish?
>>29508266
I don't speak language of subhumans
>>29508266
puedo leer y escribir en espanol, pero no puedo hablar porque tengo un verga de oso en mi garganta.
>>>/hispachan/