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no job, no sandwich
>>29505105
what's this whore's name again?
why did she delete her videos on youtube?
>>29505105
I have a job, where is my sandwhich making gf?
>>29505105
My job is sandwiching my dick between your buttcheeks while cumming on your lower back. Then using my cum to write words on your back and having you guess what I wrote.
anyone else here /zeromotivation/?
for me it came to a point where i cant even bring myself to play vidya because it takes too much effort. I just browse 4chan and watch youtube in bed all day.
is there any cure? i miss being a happy robot
I can't play anything too.
I barely even manage to make a reply because it takes concentration.
I know that feel, i just browse 4chan and youtube instead of learning something useful with my computer.
Its a never-ending labyrinth
>>29505089
at least brush your teeth, senpai
you might need them later
What's your degree, robots?
What's the moat robot degree?Want to study international relations, but even if I do, I wouldn't be able to get a job, because of my mental condition. Don't even know what to do
>>29505084
Just be happy as Eggy's housewife. You weren't cut out for school.
Robot degrees: None
Robots don't attend college.
You're not better than me because of your piece of paper. You're all going to die some day just like everyone else. You aren't "living your dream" you are preparing your anuses for the longest, hardest collective assfucking known to humanity, that is wageslavery.
Can you improve yourself with self help books if you apply the knowledge or is it mental masturbation?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fU1q0iZiS-s
Why don't you try it out you fucking worthless fat shit
>>29505037
Don't spam advertisement shit on 4chan, cunt.
This dude is even worse than that Kinobody guy
Jesus...
How come bald guys in movies are always seen as villains or malicious?
>>29505016
but it's not true
t. vin diesel
>>29505016
The only reason throughout history, usually, to cut your hair is to have an advantage in hand to hand combat. It looks barbaric ironically.
>>29505016
Jason Statham
How long it takes me to death by hanging?
And how long I will stay unconscious?
I intend to asphyxiation. Sorry for my english.
>>29505010
5-7 hours if your neck doesn't snap
If your neck snaps than about 5 minutes
>>29505047
By "snap" your mean broken? or tight?
Shet, I don't think I can break that.
>>29505010
watch a video then decide if you want to go through with that
might want to take a shit ton of pills before doing so
/r9k/, what do you do when you have anxiety?
I have a very important exam next week and every time I think about the presentation I feel like vomiting.
Take something for it
>>29505004
Get a presceiption for beta blockers, helps for stuff like thud
>>29505004
>presentation
i am so, so sorry.
maby you can ask for an alternative assignment , but if you really have anxiety then your probably too scared to ask
so yes you are fucked
This guy is a PUA
What's your excuse?
Robots on suicide watch
He looks like he couldn't pick up a pizza desu
I don't even want to put that much effort into getting random casual sex. I could put that energy into self medication, and enjoy that a lot more.
I'm bored and I want to die
![[CBM]_Sankarea_-_02_-_It_Was..._Successful_[720p]_[3EC2854F].mkv_snapshot_06.04_[2016.06.20_18.52.10].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/b90gkZ1.jpg "[CBM] Sankarea - 02 - It Was . Successful [720p] [3EC2854F].mkv snapshot 06.04 [2016.06.20 18.52.10]")
i am glad to see you are alive...although you are probably not
>>29504943
Just becasue you're bored? That's really retarded
>>29504943
wwwoooaaaaaahhhhh brrrroooooooooooo hooowowww ccoouulldd yyooouu bbeee bbboooorrreeddd wwwhhheeennnn tthhheeerreess aaannn oouuuttssiiiddee tttoooo ccaattcchh
Is the stock market a business where you can start out with like $100 and turn it into $100,000? People here always talk about making their money work for them and all they do is move money around in stocks to live their NEET life, but they are usually rich already.
I want to start making money without wagecucking. I can't get NEETbux, I have no disabilities. I am in school right now but I don't want to slave away with that either and end up with nothing, I want to start making some big bucks. Are stocks the way to go or is there another path?
I feel like this is something that people who know don't want to talk about it so they can keep making money without everyone finding out how easy it is...
you are going to lose the tiny sum of cash you have, stop before you even start
>People here always talk about making their money work for them
It's called faking it until you make it.
It's what MLMers do, as well.
the stock market is the only place where everyone gets rich within days. maybe some don't, but these people just didn't want it hard enough.
What should I do now? It would be hard to cut her off, as she's the only girl I've ever talked to.
>>29504895
>do something
What did you mean by this?
>>29504895
>it would be hard to cut her off
don't be a pussy.
>>29504914
I meant that I wanted to see her and spend time with her, not having a plan in mind.
I'm out in nature, what am I supposed to do now?
>>29504888
realize that your ancestors worked to make it superfluous to their lives for a reason
>>29504888
Just be yourself!c:
>OP doesn't like chilling outside with a few beers
Fun police over here
Dunno if any of you lads voted leave but consider this; if you did you just fucked the normalfags for generations. Go on Twitter, listen to them cry, and whine and moan. Hear their raw nature, selfish and childish, spiteful and accusatory. If you voted leave, then you have struck a dread blow against the normie hordes of Britain. The road of a thousand subjugated normies began with a single ballot paper, remember this day autists!
>>29504849
What makes it less bad for us?
>>29504876
Nothing OP is delusional
>>29504876
It doesn't. In fact being part of the EU is beneficial for a robot due to easier access to welfare and travel. OP is probably some dickhead tryhard normalfag from /pol/.
Women do not want to be loved, they want to be treated like a side bitch with the perspective & reputation of being Chad's "main" .
Everything that deems to be a Chad-like personality are traits that only show when someone doesn't love her.
> He's not clingy.
Women don't want men who actually WANT to be around them.
> He's confident.
Women don't want men who care about their feelings and opinions.
> He's independent and not insecure.
Women don't want men who want relationships.
Everything that's deemed Alpha, are the exact traits men apply to women that they don't love.
The most long-lasting relationship would be one where the man doesn't love the woman, but he doesn't care enough to dump her.
If you don't believe me, then leave your house and observe.
>>29504786
Why the fuck do you care about 3DPD so fucking much?
>>29504786
It's ok, just wait till their 30s and the wyverns will be all over you
>>29504786
You can want someone around and not be clingy.
Confidence is about how you view yourself, not how you treat others.
Independent and secure means works and isn't a failure.
You got all 3 wrong
>gf smashed my PC as a BDSM punishment
What do
>gf
>money to afford his own PC
You get the fuck off my board, normie.
Def crossed the line. Dump.
>>29504761
That's when I would have used the safe word, or at least made sure everything was backed up and I had the money for a new one.
