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>tfw you start to hear voices
>tfw seeing shadows in corner of eyes
>>25392545
>tfw voices start to hear you
>tfw something keeps grabbing your hair
Going to see if I can be the first suicide of 2016.
Wish me well, fellow robots!
>>25392537
may we meet in hell anon
>>25392537
Can't wait to shitpost with you in the next life. It won't be too long for myself either
>>25392537
good luck anon
I hope you succeed and I admire your courage. Life is trash for genetically inferior males such as ourselves.
Like, how the fuck do you even convince your family and friends to buy you Honey Nut Cheerios?
Every time I see them advertised on the television they look beyond delicious and I can't get the theme song out of my head!
Typically all that I'm given by family and friends is Raisin Bran or Cinnamon Toast Crunch or Clusters. I appreciate the gesture but I can't convince people to give me Honey Nut Cheerios as a gift.
How the fuck do you do it chads? Are they as good as advertised?
We need more threads like this
HNCs are fine. You'll get tired of them though. Eventually you're going to have to step your game up to Frosted Mini-Wheats.
Just saying.
Wew lads, is this what its like outside of the US?
>you realize you will die one day
I can't picture not existing anymore.
>>25393816
There is a faint hope that this life is just a temporary affliction and we're all heading back to the "Source" eventually...
>I fuggen hope so bruv I can't deal with this shit
>>25393816
Walt Whitman's Song of Myself copypasta helped me cope and accept both the reality and finality of death. We all just return to the dirt and to the earth around us. That's a whole lot better than how my life is going so far.
>tfw time is a flat circle
>when we die we're immediately reborn as ourselves
>everything in your life plays out the exact same way
>the pain and misery is fresh each time
>there is no escape
Happy new year Robots
>tfw only 6 years left
>tfw this year will be as bad as 2015
Atleast I have /r9k/
As a 31 year old wizard, i have to admit that you do in fact stop caring around the 30 year mark.
It really is quite relieving. Hang in there guys, it gets better!
>tfw I'll be 20 in under a month and I hate the name Eredar
Who here ready for the /yearofthepracticegirl/?
>toy emotionally with women beneath you on the social ladder
>thus derive forward momentum
>rinse, repeat
Ready to bag a fatty, lads? The hour of glory is upon us.
#2016
#PracticeGirls
>>25392127
That's my goal for next year. Finally be able to enter a bar. Going to be a asshole who needs to boost his self esteem with them low self esteem girls
>>25392127
I'm ready senfam
I don't see why this is a bad thing. Two people with low self esteem get together, fug and leave with better self esteem.
>tfw thread gets 10 replies
>>25392115
one
original comment
>>25392115
two
OC 100%
Three
I believe in you, OP
>Find a porn video with a cute girl
>Check out her other stuff
>Find video of her shoving butter up her ass and shitting it out
Yeh no thanks
>>25392101
gibe me de sauce boss
my bread is a bit dry
that actually sounds like fun, shoving something that slimy up my butt. thanks op
HAHAHAHAHA great blog post my man! That's the kind of quality content 4chang users appreciate!
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[ ]ceremonial blowjob for good post (come to my house later)
>he doesn't wear a hat
don't you know a hat boosts your cool level by 10 points?
real man don't wear hats.
>>25392075
real men wear what they want to wear
>>25392053
No, it makes you look like a truck driver or drug addict.
I would have said that a fedora is an acceptable hat, but it's been raped by the neckbeards, so it is no longer an acceptable form of headgear.
Another year of New Year's alone, feeling sorry for myself.
What alone-time things are you all doing tonight?
Guys, everyone else is already ignoring me. Please don't join them.
Guys, pls answer.
the same I have been doing for the past 3 years since becoming a NEET from a popular normie, sitting on my laptop looking at Facebook everyone posting pics of parties and friends. And i'm just sitting there alone with no friends to talk to.
2016 is going to be a much better year, I can feel it
>>25391947
I feel no disturbance in the virginity...
I trust you Sheev
>>25391947
I dunno how it could get worse, sheev, so I hope you're right.
do you guys realise this is the only few hours in a year when /r9k/ is a normie free zone? eu normies are at parties, burger normies are getting ready for leaving and australian normies are sleeping, we are alone
drunk as fuick home alone loving my self induced psychosis fantasy reality. fuck all you faggits youre great
>>25391847
>australian normies are sleeping
No your not. Im at a party right now, but I think that I'm.going to leave soon, cuse I'm tired and I think I just scored a chick, but I'm not too sure, actuelly I'm don't really know what I'm.doing right now
Oh and don't you guys think that it's kinda funny that before you can post a replay you have to prove that your not a rabot, it's funny cuse the users of this thread are called robots
So the year 2015 A.D. will be over shortly, in some - roughly - eight hours time. How did this year treat you, Robots? Was it good? Was it bad? Or did it merely pass without distinction?
I'm afraid to say it was my most miserable year yet:
>/r9k/ bf broke up with me at beginning of year
>spent entire year (and perhaps further) in a severely depressed and despondent state because of it
>was a NEET for the overwhelmingly large part of the year. which caused me more depression and desperation
>when I finally found a job in October, it turned out to be a low-wage dead-end job
>finally lost the last remnant of friends I had this year (they did annoy me, but at the same time, they represented a vital window for me to leave the house every so often and find out about whatever normalfags were obsessing about, i.e. my grasp on reality)
>have had several health scares and issues that, while not overly major, have certainly made life less comfortable and more of a hassle
I sincerely hope 2016 will be better, because 2015 was absolute shit. It was pure, undiluted misery and suffering for me. The overwhelming majority of it was spent sitting alone in my room, crying and doing nothing.
Bump
>implying this was original comment
depression and memes
at least i finally got to watch drive
>tfw 2016 is probably the last year i'll be able to redeem and escape inevitable wizardry
god i hope i get my shit together. i'm already so far behind
Just telling you guys that this fat fuck has a girlfriend
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRNDtTP0aQY
>>25391783
his gf is a 2/10
Are you crazy shes like a 9/10 ^^
>>25391891
shes a 6/10 imo
Happy new year
Who /2016/ here?
To all western europe robots:
What have you done tonight? Why are you on r9k at new years eve?
To all robots who haven't reached midnight yet:
What will you do? Will you go to a party? If not, why are you staying at home?
I personally went outside and looked a bit at the fireworks. Was pretty sad to see, so next year I'll just ignore it completely.
>>25391708
Italy here.
Like a good boy I stayed home with my old parents after like two years of not spending the holiday with them. Now on /r9k/.
Smoked a cig while watching happy dumb normies burn their money on fireworks. Pretty comfy tho t b h.
2015 has been quite shit. Looking forward for this ride to end.
2016 the year of the unJUSTnening
>there are people on this planet right now who still live in 2015, kek.
Not really feeling sad, more like feeling nothing.
I was playing a CSGO ranked match and won it 20 seconds before the new year, then ate icecream in the kitchen with family and here i am again :^)
