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What are you doing/drinking tonight?
Faggot hotpocket eaters deleted the last drink and drug thread.
Rn I'm pre drinking American pisswater then I'm gon smoke kush with my family and hit the club.
>>25391668
kopparberg and after midnight here im hiting the JD
Made whiskey sours but added pomegranate and they were nice as fuck.
> mfw peaceful sleep every night no matter how loud it is outside
> mfw discreetly turning off my hearing aids when the person I'm talking to is being annoying
> mfw turning off my hearing aids to take tests and exams in near-total silence
> mfw turning off my hearing aids on airplane flights to not deal with crying babies and engine noises
> mfw increasing volume on my hearing aids to get that extra hearing precision, useful in any hobby
> mfw I can detect electricity at will by enabling the telecoil on my hearing aids and hearing loud hums
> mfw enabling bluetooth on my hearing aids to listen to music from my phone, wirelessly
> mfw I have increased visual acuity and lipreading skills from being hearing impaired, useful in every day life
> mfw the hearing aids are sometimes a conversation starter
> mfw normies will NEVER have these feels, earplugs just aren't the same
> tfw being hearing impaired set back my social skills in elementary and middle school because I could never hear anyone even with hearing aids, and as a result even today I still have shit social skills, and they might never recover
None of the benefits are worth it. I could've been a god damn chad if I had normal hearing.
>>25391664
>literal cyborg
>>25391837
Pretty cool desu
Does having hyperacusis and tinnitus count?
I can't go loud places or bars because my dears will die.
Who else not drinking alcohol this New Years? Why? And what will you be doing instead of drinking to numb the pain?im only 19 and back home from college. As an Ohio Amerifat I can't buy alcohol to drink alone (underage fuck my government) in my room and my parents won't buy any for me.
It's times like these that I really hate not being at college. So to numb the pain, I will instead be playing Garry's Mod Roleplay in my room with the lights off.
drinking gives me headaches and pubs are extremely boring places if you're not intoxicated
it's fun to sit/meditate in the darkness with some music on waiting for the year to pass, op. You might enjoy trying out that
>>25391867
What kind of music? How will I know when the year has passed if my eyes are closed?
>>25391966
I just remember listening to the akira soundtrack a few years ago and having a nice experience. But it's your pick really
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dWb72rXL49U
a cascade of fireworks outside signaled the new years. It was fun
First 2016 masturbation completed
>>25391630
What did you fap to? Also where the hell are you, it's still 2015 in the west bro
i'm fapfree 2016
I still have five and a half hours left of 2015.
feelsweirdman.jpg
2015 and 2014 were big years in my life, 2014 really felt like 2015 part 1 though.
>mom told me to get a job last year
>get a job so she cannot yell at me again
>2016
>she told me to get a gf by the end of the year
is moving out the best option?
>>25391629
It's gonna be grandkids next you know.
Yes move out if she's going to make such ridiculous demands.
>>25391663
>>25391690
anons im scared i dont want to live the normie life
i just want to play vidya,watch anime and be alone for the rest of my life
I'm seriously thinking about becoming Communist.
Communism is the ultimate robot's system.
Also, democracy and communism can be one. Just like monarchies and dictatorships and capitalism can be one.
And I'm talking Leninism, not china's shit ideologies.
Communism is the theory that one is only worth the labor they put in, not that you shoud get free shit for nothing. In a Communist society, you are only valued for what you provide, leading to a system probably more work intensive than capitalism. What you want is democratic socialism.
It's the 21st century lad. Communism is dead.
Communism is like a ponzi scheme designed to swindle fools and sheep out of their lives and freedom. "All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others."
How do you prevent this?
Have you tried an exorcism
Idk mate but I tried a mousr bungee and it didn't help.
Using a mouse bungee + duct taping a portion down makes it a bit better.
>>25391521
what is causing your mouse to move?
maybe a zip tie or something i dunno
>it's going well
>all of a sudden she stops replying
THERE IS NOTHING ON THIS EARTH THAT MAKES ME MORE FUCKING LIVID THAN THIS
It's not just you dude, they do it to us all. It's awful, I know.
>>25391516
>tfw sitting at POF and refreshing over and over again waiting for a reply that may never come
>>25391407
Can you blame her, your not the only one.
Hey /r9k/ what does it mean when an online guy used to message me a lot but now he has shit replies, fucks other girls, but still says he likes me? I can't get over him.
Bump please guys I have no idea what to do
It means he lost interest but doesn't want to go through the emotional stress of ending it with you, or he wants to keep the line open in case he wants you back later.
>>25391805
Do you know how I can get over him?
>got my first match on Tinder
OH GOD WHAT DO I DO NOW
>>25391279
b urself
super original comment
you are a normie now, so leave
I've learned that matches mean nothing. You still have to hope you get more than a single reply.
Anyone else have fucked up posture?
How do you deal with it?
>>25391266
work out and go running, it will help
>have forward head
>i look normal
>try to stand up straight, back of head touching wall while standing upgright
>i have no chin or jawline anymore
>im not fat
shit sucks. I got a small head. it should come forward more but it doesn't.
>>25392073
I feel you.
Fucking sloped neck.
new hunger games since i killed the old one. first 36 gets in. post your tributes name gender and picture.
Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi, male
Hamster, female
ebin benis male
>Millions of girls are pooping RIGHT NOW before going out to celebrate the coming of the new year
>he posted it again
It's not funny or clever.
It's gross and annoying.
Enjoy being a cuck for the rest of your life.
i've shit my pants / in an alley on three separate occasions while shitface drunk
i'd kill to be able to shit in a toilet like a girl
This new year is going to be filled love <3 and peace <3 love and peace <3
So I'm at this normie party and crack their admin password. 16 decides.
What you guys up to?
>>25391110
Fuck I was one away. Well, shit.
>>25391110
Have you tried turning if off and back on again?
>>25391110
download cp and rekt him
Who /2015/ here
2016 fags need not apply
DUDE IT'S 2016
GET WITH THE TIMES.
California fag reporting
These fucking fireworks just make it stop already
