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Do women dream about you?
It's happened. I was in a super hot classmate's dream once, it wasn't sexual (from what she told me, anyway)
My gf has dreamed about me before too. The dream:
>gf was in car accident
>she's lying in bed on life support, her family around her
>they call and tell me what's happened, and I'm on my way
>I get to the hospital, and right as I start to walk in the door
>everybody does the dinosaur
Jk. Right when I walked through the door she died, and then she woke up. What does the dream mean, dreamseers of /r9k/?
Women don't even think about me.
When I was in middle school, a female friend of mine once dreamed about me fucking another male friend of ours while he was wearing a corsette. Another one saw a dream of me getting together with a classmate of mine and getting her pregnant.
Oh and an older lady, which I had sort of a relationship with online, sometimes dreamed of us fucking like teens.
>normie roommates having a party in our house
>keep inviting me out of my room to join them
>I really just dont want to and would really rather stay in my room and treat this like literally any other night.
I know they are all talking shit about me being a loser, but this is just what i think is fun
>>25397251
I'm in your same position.
Be thankful they at least don't invade your room. I'm literally typing this on my laptop while a bunch of retard chads and stacies talk garbage in front of me IN MY ROOM.
>>25397279
they keep coming into my room
I want to lock my door, but it still wouldnt stop them constantly pounding on my door and talking right outside my room
also all my headphones are open-ear so they cancel 0 noise
>having roommates
you're all normies
>family has guests over for the holidays
>usually don't know them so I stay in my room and avoid them
>father comes in
>"son why don't you come out and talk to everyone, stop being so anti-social"
>go out and listen to everyone for a few minutes talking
>try to be funny and get some laughs
>say something offensive
>"Anon what is wrong with you?! Apologize right now, you are almost 20!"
>go back to my room and don't talk to anyone for the rest of the night
who else here hates being with their family on the holidays
Spill the beans Anon what did you say?
>>25397264
niggers are bad
>>25397299
no I didn't
we were talking about one of the family friends working on wall street and how he lost some assets and I said that the jews probably took it because they are swarming up there
Need a game to play, something low tec on my laptop. Something rpgish maybe. How's dwarf fortress? Seems interesting but hard as fuck. I like Baldurs Gate but its pretty tough, see, problem with my laptop is my touch pad mouse. I forgot my mouse at home. I have emulators too. Give me some ideas B. I'm looking to escape tonight.
>>25397071
>>>>>>>>/v/
C'mon senpai dont be doin that normie shit
Legend of Grimrock 2. First time i tried a tile-based dungeon crawler and i fucking loved it.
>>25397071
Sunless Sea is a fantastic game to just chill with.
>Have two dogs
>Fireworks going off
>One dog shaking so hard he looks like hes having a seizure
Fucking normies, what a great way to start off 2016
>>25396971
Awwww, is your doggy dog upset?
Well fuck you, you piece of shit, cause you deserve it. Dogs are annoying pests that bark all the time for no reason and ruin every bit of peace that still exists in the modern world. They shit on the sidewalks and hop on strangers with their filthy paws. They ruin everyone's lives with their displays of ego. I hope your stupid dogs fucking die of brain cancer.
Bring both of them inside, keep them warm, cuddle them, speak softly to them, give them little treats and fall asleep with the warmth of one another.
>>25397174
You're not wanted here.
tfw alcoholism and insomnia
I've slept about 5 hours in the last 3 days, not going to even bother today even though I've had about 18 beers. Abusing my meds and going for another day, and might as well continue drinking. Rip me.
Why does life has to suck so hard?
tfw not even r9k cares to reply
>>25396894
>>25397007
'wahh wahh poor me' threads tend to get a handful of replies and quickly fall off the board. if you want a successful thread you need to make it easier for people to engage. ppl are more likely to engage at opportunities to write about themselves than they are at opportunities to consul some anon. if you wrote "anybody else an alcoholic here?" the thread would have done better
Sorry to hear things are so bad.
Mind sharing Your story, worries or troubles?
I'd love to delve deeper however I can feel myself being sleepy, and well, nowhere near insomnia, just nightmares.
>ctrl-F (You)
>0 of 0
>tfw
>>25396801
Here you go, brobot.
Ignored on 4chan just as much as I am in real life.
>>25396801
>ctrl+f (yo
>1 of 1
>tfw get excited
>check it out
>it isn't a (you) for you, but someone who's written (you) in their post
>>25396825
>tfw never made a successful thread
>2016 wonder what horrors will unfold...
Lets hope the world ends this year
>>25396790
usual shit
>lonely robots
>perhaps a shooting or two
.some terrorist attacks in Europe or perhaps even the US
>me embracing alcoholism
>more social justice policies being put in place all over the western world
the pressure is building, but it's not quite yet ready to go off
>>25396790
Someone that browses this board will get a girlfriend
Hi
I made this thread last night and we had lots of qts posted, so let's trying again
Last night I posted mollers.
This is Lucia.
(tfw 4 cats)
Here is my cute kitty cat
pip-squeak!
>>25396827
Reminds me of muh Angela RIP ;-/
Who here /killingthemselvesatmidnight/?
>>25396759
You mind streaming it?
>>25396759
I'm not, but to everybody who is I would like to say goodbye. Posting with you guys has been fun. I'm sorry to see you go.
>>25396759
nah im going to go to the loonybin in a week for the fun of it
Is this Chad?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cAXAI5SN3M&feature=youtu.be
>>25396711
No. He doesn't lose his Stacy.
>>25397531
he cud get anutha
>>25396711
He has Chad-like mannerisms.
am i the only man in the world that likes bush?
>>25396696
Most certainly not
I personally find a woman totally clean shaven kind of weird
>>25396696
I do too, famm
>>25396696
I love a nice bush, I prefer it to clean-shaven.
I had sex with an older guy last night, robots.
>tfw he held me so close to him when we fucked I was nearly suffocating
that shit was so intense
How old are you and how old was he?
>>25396520
You are a fucking faghat
>>25396520
Obligatory greentext.
How do people not know the drill by now?
Anyone ever fantasized about being a serial killer?
I do it sometimes, when i am using public transport and i see young people (30-17) texting in that really busy way where they move their fingers so fast and hectic across their way too large smartphone or when they are loud and blart shit about their job or people they meet there.
Then i stare at some point on the floor or out the window and imagine how it would feel liek to point a gun at their faces and seeing this rabbit-like stare of fear. I have no hostile thoughts at all towards old people or children at all, but i have fantasized one time or another about making those always positive, extroverted, semi-perfect people afraid for their life.
I kind of enjoy those moments a little though, because they sometimes inspire me to get started writing thrillers someday.
Do you fantasize about stuff like that as well? What would be your weapon of choice or "procedure" as a serial killer?
I would probably pick victims out spontanously, by using public transport, then follow them home, find out where they live and then wait for a good oportunity, preferable near the train station or subway, so i could escape after shooting them dead.
Yes I fantasize about this a lot.
I feel as if there is a very fragile barrier preventing me from crossing over from fantasy to reality and killing people. Like an open doorway I would need to just step through.
But I would be much happier never crossing that barrier.
Yes edgy post whatever. It's just how I feel.
No I dont FBI but thanks.
>>25396519
Similar to rape, this stems from a lack of power in your daily life.
>"Sorry I don't drink."
>Some dickhead immediately gets offended and tries to explain why drinking is the best thing ever and you're wrong for not liking it
Why are alcoholics so insufferable?
My family have been trying to get me to drink all night. I had a glass of champagne at midnight but apart from that my Fedora tipping has been in overdrive. Prefer to be boring than ruin a whole day hung over.
because they're drunk. The same people would probably not bug you about it if they were sober.
Yeeah, annoys me to no end.
