I start uni in about a month or so. I have very few friends so I just wanted to ask
>what do normies talk about /r9k/?
And
> if I start a convo with a randomo normie that's next to me, how do I do that?
>>26381074
Sports. Spot someone with team merchandise (hoodie, hat) of a sport you are familiar with and try to initiate conversation that way.
>>26381074
I'm told "Hey, I'm anon." works if you're attractive. But I don't think you are. Try it anyway and let me know how it works out.
BUMPOO
>>26381163
I'm not that familiar with sports desu...
>>26381210
Would I be here if I was?
>tfw mentally 12 when exhausted
>feel nothing buy joy and giddiness
>feel like jumping and skipping around
>fall asleep and feel like poop in the morning
i just wish I was cute desu
are you grill?
not the gary coleman kind
>>26380980
nope!
also since when has 2(t)bh automatically changed to desu
>>26381034
I think I've noticed that too
desu senpai
>tell girl i'm 6'1
>i'm 5'9
>date friday
>shoe lifts coming tomorrow
You mad?
>be 6'2"
What happens when you both sit down and your stubby torso betrays you
>girl asks for height
>tell her that I am 6'
>she doesn't respond
lel we manlet now.
What do you do with a prostitute when she comes in. Like what is the transition from her walking through the door and you fucking her? Do you ask her to fuck you? Do I have to feed her or give her alcohol?
I've never fucked a prostitute, but like any other chick i would moderate the alcohol to just a glass or two to 'loosen up'.
When she walks in treat her like you would treat someone willing to fuck you for free. Invite her in, offer her a drink (both alcoholic and not so she has the option, offer water if you want to be specific) and chat to her a bit on your couch; ask how her day's been and whatnot.
From that (and if shes finished her drink) say something to the effect of "So lets get started, come over here" and either lead her...
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Take her by the hand
GG
>>26380935
Give her the money in an envelop, tell her she'll get it after sex, fuck her, give moneey
I feel nothing but misery and unhappiness right now; my mind won't stop reminding me that I'm an unskilled piece of ugly trash that ruined every small opportunity circumstance granted me.
Who here /burninginside/?
>>26380933
Watch some more anime, maybe that'll make you forget reality.
Absolutely, OP.
>>26380978
This or play vidyagames.
>tfw irl hollowed
>>26380978
>>26381061
I don't enjoy anime or video games anymore.
>longtime childhood friend
>confessed my love for her like an idiot
>got friendzoned
>things got weird and we stopped talking
>she moved away to a different state
>we never reconciled
>no contact info
>will never see her again
>still think about her daily
how do i get over this?...
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>misusing bury pink
You SHOULD hit yourself you piece of shit faggot
>>26380780
don't EVER tell me how to use memes
>>26380750
You foolish cuck, you either hit it off from the start with a woman or be forever friendzoned. "Waiting" and confessing your love only works in the movies. Consider yourself lucky she doesn't use your stupidity for her advantage
Who /destiny here?
I genuinely enjoyed it during the beta because it was mainly different from most games i played
But it turned into repetitive garbage with heavy reliance on dlc
Stopped enjoying it after the Sniper meta. TLW also messes up the game. Plus lag is annoying.
I did have real fun playing though. Played non-stop sine taken king, but haven't played for a week now.
>>26380725
I was cool with it doing the raids every week through Dark Below and kept up with the grind for a few months to stay up with the best gear. When House of Wolves was confirmed for not having a raid, I dumped it and haven't looked back. Wasn't going to grind (or pay) for no raid.
>>26380763
How could you have enjoyed it for so long? Strikes got boring and i got annoyed trying to do raids with shitty teams. Even with friends it got boring after the second dlc
Post bangers and slapperz
>>26380721
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBUwxo-0AV8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AwH8mzfd-yU
>>26380731
>>26380816
nice post nigger-core
How are you going to celebrate Valentine's Day alone, robot?
Don't feel bad, women are horrible. It's not putting up with their bullshit to have sex or cuddle. They're disgusting and sex is definitely not worth it. They have no interests beyond the surface level, how it will make them appear (cool film buff xD gamer girl etc.).
I'm going to be playing KOTOR 2, playing guitar, and I'll probably watch a good movie.
How are you going to celebrate being free of succubi this holiday?
probably gonna drink and watch Godzilla movies til i pass out
>>26380531
Drink hard from waking up until I pass out dead. Last year I made it to 7 PM.
>>26380531
Going to wait until the next day to buy discount desserts at the bakery.
Daily reminder that none of you actually exist anywhere outside my own consciousness
Sometimes I wonder if things like this are my subconsciousness or someone on the "outside" trying to warn me or give me hints.
We know, you don't need to remind this everytime, Tyler.
then please kill yourself
>ANON I ALREADY TOLD YOU I WEAR THEM FOR COMFORT ITS NOT MY FAULT YOUR BROTHER CHAD IS ALWAYS HANGING AROUND
What do?
slap her ass
piss on her to assert dominance
Wear them yourself. They're extremely comfortable sometimes.
>you'll never get any taller
Should I just kill myself? Women hate short men
>>26379946
>tfw from the age of 22 to now (25) measured myself every single day with the hope that I'd have one last growth spurt
nope. same height since 8th grade.
5'5 here
If you're not hideous or morbidly overweight i would suggest shaping up and becoming a trap rather than suicide
>>26379982
I also stopped growing at 8th grade(5'6).
18 now, I just assume I'm done.
Hey robots, what's a cheap as fuck state to live in?
The life I have now is not going in the direction I want it to. I literally just can't succeed in school, and I just can't make the decision to drop out. I don't know what it is but my parents finding out about what I really want to do just terrifies me. So the only solution I see is to just leave.
I don't plan to leave immediately. I'm going to try to save up around $3-4k and then take all my more expensive belongings and sell them on the way. I should be able to get another thousand...
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You already live in a cheap state. If you want somewhere cheaper, go deep south or the shittier parts of the midwest I guess.
>>26379836
I need some distance. I can't leave and then just be down the road. I need to be far away so I'm not tempted to go back once I get there.
>>26379802
>want to immigrate to Canada
Fucking why? There are no jobs, housing is ass-blastingly expensive, they have funny accents
Where are you going to get 3-4k? Why not just tell your retarded parents that you don't want to do school? What are you even in school for?
>buy Samsung smartwatch in 2014
>Apple comes out with their own in 2015
>only then do people know smartwatches exist
>now everyone thinks I'm wearing an Apple watch
Look guys I dont wanna sound like a hipster but you cant deny that the feeling of exclusivity is a thrill. It's also annoying that people are so hooked on one company, that they literally dont know about anything else in the tech field.
Go back to /g/ and whine about it like everyone else over there. Faggot.
>>26379730
>tfw own a pebble
Similar feels, but even more pain
>>26380113
Not OP, but tell me about your feels on this issue anon
I'd imagine it must be annoying
Sorry anon, but while most men will be getting the goods this weekend, you'll be alone & playing with your hands. That's what you get for being so misogynistic
Actually my step sister is coming over and we're gonna fuck like little rabbits.
you sure it's my misogyny and not my face, stacie?
cuz, like, I kinda notice that most men women find attractive tend to be a bit misogynistic but that doesn't seem to bother them that much
>>26379658
Reminder this is the person who makes threads like these