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>read about klinefelter syndrome on /r9k/
>think I have it
>too scared to go to the doctor, worried to find out I have it
H-hold me /r9k/
>>29514481
ahahahahahahaha you have boobs
like a woman
>>29514481
If you're under 6'3", you don't have it.
It's very common for manlets to think they have it, but in reality they're just out of shape low-t fags.
>>29514506
Nope, I don't have all the symptoms. Just a feminine figure with wide hips and a big ass that sticks out, unable to grow a beard, and I have a young-looking face, I'm 20 but get taken for a 15-year-old all the time.
> talking with a female friend about my newly acquired beard
> Err, it looks weird. You should shave it off. It's too big!
> But I thought you loved bearded men...
> I do, but you have to groom and take care of it
> But I do... i've just got here from the barbershop
> But it's too big and... odd... here, let me show you how a good looking beard looks like
> Shows me a picture of a 10/10 hot model with a beard as long as mine
> See?
> Oh, surely i see.. .
I don't know why it pissed me off so much... perhaps because the model had a surprisingly similar beard to mine.... the difference was the face behind it...
I just wanted to vent
Pls i want empathy for my pain
>>29514455
Just a reminder roasties don't know what they want and will like anything that the herd likes.
Just shave it if you want to or don't as long as you stop changing yourself for a roastie you betaradiant fool.
>>29514661
I want my beard. But i thought it would enhance my "game".
Apparently it doesn't work if you are ugly behind it.
Sometimes I wish I was retarded so I could shit on the floor in public and no body would say anything
Sometimes I wish I was [a woman] so I could shit on the floor in public and no body would say anything
>>29514452
nobody WOULD say anything though.
why do you limit yourself?
you have so much potential
People would say something, you would just be retarded and not take it into heart.
It's much easier getting a gf if you stop crying and lower your expectations. Average girls need love too.
>>29514431
/soc/ rated me 7/10
therefore why should I settle for less than a 7/10 female
There's already another troll thread up with the exact same premise. No points for originality
2/10 because it makes my heart hurt to look at that picture. So you made my night a little worse.
>>29514482
>So you made my night a little worse.
Well at least there's that.
Daily reminder that if you don't shitpost on 4chin at least 7 hours a day, you're not a robot.
>not 16+ hours
get out normie
>>29515172
>sleeping 8 hours or less when you don't have a job
Why do you want to be a robot, then? That sounds like an awfully boring existence.
Describe your childhood and upbringing in general. Let's see where your robot-ness comes from.
>>29514390
When I was 15, I once left my sleeping pills on the table on accident not knowing my dog could climb up there. The next day she died in my hands as I was driving her to the emergency clinic when I realized something was wrong. Ever since I can't look at a dog and not cry. delete this post
>>29514390
My childhood father figure (my dad fucked off somewhere when i was 1 or 2) ended up in prison with 3 counts of manslaughter.
Before the age of 10 i had to talk my mother down from suicide or get her to stop cutting her self.
I always had to be the one who listened to everyone elses problems and try calm them down and stay rational. So i never got a chance to develop any assertiveness, and seeing everyone else being impulsive and crazy due to their emotions led me to subconsciously detach from any emotions.
I'd say I had a relatively nice childhood. My parents were never married and didn't stay together long after I was born, they broke up and separated before I was a year old and my mother took custody. They were young, my dad was eighteen and my mom was twenty if I remember correctly. Being first time parents they weren't perfect, my mom has told me that they rented a pontoon for a day and I got horribly sunburnt (I had fluid filled blisters by the following day) because they'd forgotten or never thought to put sunscreen on me.
I lived with my mom until age five. At some point my grandma bought a trailer for the two of them thinking that we were going to be a happy, typical family but it didn't work out like that. Some of my earliest memories are of there, it was always a pigstuy. I don't recall my dad ever being there. At some point he stole a couple thousand dollars from my grandparents and ran off to California for a time, nowadays occasionally he'll speak of it. From what I can gather he really enjoyed himself out there, he worked in a hotel in San Fransisco and got into meth, had his first threesome. Some extenuating circumstances led him back though I can't remember what they are, I think he got caught smoking weed on his shift and got fired. Upon coming back he took custody of me at my grandparent's urging, they thought my mom an unfit mother when in reality she was working dead end jobs to keep us afloat. I think the condition of the trailer had a lot to do with it, mom never was good at keeping a home clean.
So my dad took custody and I moved into another trailer from the ages of five to eleven or so. I liked it there, I had a few friends on the block and plenty of playstation games to play. My grandparents spoiled the hell out of me around this time, we'd go over to do laundry and they'd always give my dad enough so that he and I could go buy a new game. I don't remember much of school other than that I didn't care for it much. cont
Got some great pictures of this big tit milf getting a massage at resort if anyone wants to see them. She's a solid 8, great tits and ass for such an old bitch.
Was in Fiji for holiday with Family last month, this shit was the only good thing about that awful third world fuck hole. Anyone else been there? Why the fuck do parents pick these places?
Rich kid problems lol
What are you waiting for? Post them ffs
>Hey guys, I invaded some womans privacy!
>Want me to post personal photos online without her permission?
And you losers wonder why you're virgins.
This guy again. He spams this same shit across multiple boards every day.
I think I'm finally ready.
Thank you all for encouraging me. I know it's the only thing to do. Thank you so much for all these years.
>>29514313
I love you, anon. Please be safe.
>>29514313
>(292)
Is this a meme now?
>>29514313
follpw your <3
Say goodnight to your love.
Night Aaron
Goodnight chris
Original post
Goodnight heroin
Goodnight Frances
You are cuter than puppies
I have not used my disposable income for a year now. I need entertainment or fulfillment.
I need all of you, both normalfags and robots, to list all of the cool things I can buy with $200, which is the most I'm willing to forfeit at the moment.
I'm into video games (PC only), programming, urban exploration, electro-mechanic DIY, parkour, lifting, and photography.Gloves are from my blue collar job while on lunch, save your unfunny fedora jokes
>>29514247
bro are those dark red chucks? I literally have the same pair
The steam summer sale is happening right now, lots of good games on there for dirt cheap!
There's the steam summer sale on now. Spend 200 there and you've got like 30 games.
>>29514300
>>29514290
But he'd be wasting his money because most of the games are shit
anyone else listen to girl streamers in the background to feel less alone?
>watching a girl streamer who has over 20 viewers
nope, i'm not a cuck anon.i did watch a youtube lets play by a female once. she seemed to really like the game she was playing, which is funny because the internet completely hated it. i wonder if she would speak so highly of it if she knew how people would view the game just a few months later. it was still refreshing seeing someone gain genuine enjoyment out of a game.
No. Girls are annoying.
> girl streamers
> not putting ASMR videos to almost feel that there's someone there with you
My parent's Mexican maid that comes once a month to clean the bathroom, fridge, etc. caught on that I'm a robot virgin and is trying to hook me up with her 18 year old daughter. I'm 22. I met her once before and she looked at me like I was so gross that she couldn't stop staring. What do?
Depends if you're white or not
If a Mexican girl stares at you it means she thinks you're actually good looking
>>29514219
wtf does that have to do with anything?
oreganocom
Worst birthday ever. :/
Thats the "family party" before she goes out drinking with her 10+ friends.
Tha famous no-friends brazillian feminist
>>29514227
This. femalewhores cannot be lonely/friendless
idolm@s starlight stage has a lot more effort put into its presentation than LLSIF does and i also haven't had sex in three years
>>29514156
>i also haven't had sex in three years
Wow how terrible, an entire three years
>>>/facebook/
Fucking normalfags
idols make me want to live my life better............
>>29514156
>>29514237
>>29514509
respond to me right now you idiots
Is the guilt after master bating a feeling which everyone experiences, or is it just me? I have been fapping at least once a day since I was 11 everyday and I am now almost 18 and I still feel guilty? I feel guilty about over indulging in anything really, like eating or watching youtube or whatever, but I guess its a different type of feels bad after wanking. I dunno? I like drawing. I guess it kinda helps relieve my sexual tension (pic related). What are your guys experiences with masturbation addiction/ guilt? I just feel like it is a part of who we are and we cant really ignore it. But I guess all things in life have a degree of uncertainty or whatever.
>>29514146
I feel terrible after a fap. Often I end up crying.
>>29514146
Why do you think you're addicted to whacking off?
only after I cum to some really heartbreaking netorare I feel bad
