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>Be me
>30 years old, wife and a 1 1/2 year old kid
>wife works while I go to school full time
>wife makes good money, we have a nice house and nice things
>also have 20k in credit card debt because stupid with finances, bunch of stupid shit from my past popping up now when I am not working anymore
Then it gets bad
>Wife was just told she is getting laid off two days ago, company is going under.
>Highly doubt she can get a new job for her position in this town, it took forever to find this one
>have a car loan, just bought this house in January, costs $2400 a month with rent and utilities
>no savings on either end
>son is probably an aspie, has to go to speech therapy because he only grunts and points
>I am on antidepressants and ADHD meds, wife is on some meds for a rare condition, controlled when on meds that cost a lot but covered by insurance (won't have insurance)
It seems easy to just up and move again, except the cost of moving, selling the house already and racking up more debt will sink our credit rating and fuck us over for a long time. It comes down to getting lucky and her finding a job hete (unlikely) or me dropping out of college and going back to the Navy, which I got out of so I could go to school and get a good career. They probably won't even take me back unless I lie about the antidepressants, but then I will feel like shit and probably get deployed again and kill myself.
Pray for me.
Op here, I said "rent" when talking about my house but I meant mortgage. If it was rented then life would be easier.
>>29510362
Get autismbux for the kid.
So.. what do you want us to tell you? Don't you have friends and family. Ask them for help. Christ, dude why even post this shit
I'm starting my first job tomorrow guys! I'm going make 19/hr, I'm I consider a wagecuck now?
>>29510353
What the fuck? $19 an hour for a guy who has never worked before? How? Doing what? I barely make 15 dollars an hour and my job requires 6 months of training to get.
>>29510353
Kill yourself liar
>>29510374
Connections
The only reason I ever got jobs when I was in the US was because my elder brother put in the good word for me.
Got expelled from college, permanently.
Last night I banged my sister's head trying to give her a wedgie.
Everyone hates me.
Now what?
>>29510343
whyd you get expelled?
>>29510442
Some fat was calling me shit and I beat up him.
>>29510544
what are you fucking retarded?
Alright, /r9k/, you have to prove you're a robot with one fact about yourself.
Come on now, this shouldn't be hard unless you are literally a normie. I'll start.
>I actually own a dakimakura
>>29510342
>I've been posting for the last 11 years online about being unable to cum from anything other than dead bodies
checkmate normies
I'm actually envious of most people I read about on r9k.
I've attempted numerous times to learn Japanese so I can play weeb games, but lack the discipline to actually do so.
DAILY REMINDER:
If you:
>Have any friends you talk to
>Your parents love you
>Have ever had a job
>Are NOT at least 50lbs overweight
>Are capable of doing more than 5 pushups or run half a kilometre without stopping
>Are in University/College
>don't spend at least 12 hours a day on the computer
>Go outside more than once a week at most
>Shower regularly
>Are not a kissless virgin
>Do not regularly think about committing suicide
>Don't consider videogames and anime as your only and main hobbies
>Have any lifeplan
>Don't have your parents buy and cook your food
>Would become homeless if your parents kicked you out
You are a normie.
You need to get the fuck off this board and go fuck off to reddit. We don't need your kind here.
>Are capable of doing more than 5 pushups or run half a kilometre without stopping
>Would become homeless if your parents kicked you out
>Do not regularly think about committing suicide
These are the only ones i can relate too yet i am not leaving. Does this make you mad robot?
You're an edgy fag Lord dude shut the fuck up , any one can lurk this lame ass board. Just because you're some loser fag who wallows in his own self pity doesn't mean other people can't come here. You're a douche and you know it. Get some balls and go outside you fuck up.
Honestly OP if you tick all those criteria why haven't you offed yourself yet?
Most of us still believe we can get better.
ITT: we dance in celebration of British independence.
Fuck globalization!
Fuck you, trade agreements!
Fuck you, upper-middle class!
In honour of our freedom
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=regl4vTld5E
Still can't believe it guys.
if Brexit could come true, so can President Trump.
>Isolationism always works guys!
I'm thinking of bulk buying weed off the darknet and selling it in individual grams.
Would this be a good way of supplementing your neetbux?
How do you other neets get by?
That's a preetty common pratice, I know about eight guys who do that sorta shit.
Only do it if you've got a client base that won't A: tell everyone in town you carry like a bunch of naive imbeciles and B; beat you and rob you at the first opportunity.
is the darknet even a real thing? or is it just a meme
>>29510297
I'm not NEET but I do this in my college town and I have a few tips for you.
1. Make sure you trust your clientele, don't sell to hoodlums as >>29510345 says.
2. Get a few burner phones. Don't use your personal phone.
3. Deliver- less chance of you getting robbed if the people you sell to don't know where you live. Plus if they get caught they won't be able to tell authorities where you live if they decide to snitch. And also you will be more likely to get clients if they know that you'll bring weed to them as long as they trust you.
4. Don't tell them your real name
5. Be smart about your opsec
Easy money if you are able to have enough people to sell to. I actually started selling other stuff like mdma and speed cause you can make way better profit off of those
Would you rather die alone or get married and be guaranteed to get cucked?
Honestly I'd rather not get married at all then get cucked.
>>29510283
*than
fuck
jewblox
It would really suck to be in a relationship where there would be lies like that desu. If there isn't trust, or if trust is unwarranted, then what's the point. If she came clean with it, it would make the whole difference. Not saying I could tolerate it...
>>29510283
I would rather die alone then ever be a cuck.
Sweet faced ones with nothing left inside
That we all can love, that we all can love, that we all can love
>>29510262
nice post I don't understand but I wish you the best and a long happy life
What a wonderful post
>>29510262
Disappointing album, decks dark, identikit, and present tense only good songs.
What car do robots drive? Pic related.
>inb4 "You can't drive and be a robot."
why would anyone drive a yaris
A 17 year old Toyota camry
Why would anyone use a picture of an Australian car?
Would you ever willingly become a "my wife's son" guy under any circumstances?
Be completely honest here.
You're going to give a better explanation of what you mean by that
Maybe if she's way out of my league, and she is actually really attracted to me and also wants a child with me too...then yeah why not
>>29510287
cuck
kill yourself
I kept catching this girl staring at my hands/forearms during one of my classes
What does this mean?
>>29510207
you're a norrnie
>>29510207
It means to stop cutting.
>>29510207
What do you teach
>lol, that fat loser thinks he can balance it out by dressing better than his friends, what a loser
>lol, that fat guy doesn't even put in the effort to dress nicely, what a loser.
I legit heard this in a span of a week from the same girl I've been making a college project with. Is she retarded?
She is a woman
Oregano
Why do you care what an obvious cunt thinks
Some people will just criticize and be assholes no matter what you do because that's the type of person they are
No, she just hates fat people
how do I get a girlfriend or a trap boyfriend r9k? Plz halp
>>29510168
Aren't traps always desperate?
You're decent looking.
bzzz bz bzzzbzzz
>>29510201
Lol not even close to desperate mate
Which flavor, female or male?
What is driving these fantasies? How could anyone possibly enjoy getting used, smacked about, roughed up, and controlled for someone else's sadistic pleasure? It's totally masochistic, self destructive and irrational.
Could it be that these people feel a lack of control in their own lives which they've sexualized to cope?
Or perhaps this is a natural human impulse, since of course slavery was extremely common for the great bulk of history.
If you do have these fantasies, when did they start?
Have you ever acted on them?
Absolutely, I cant get off to things that arent submission. I do think that its a coping mechanism for being molested when I was a kid, having an emotionally distant mother and getting bullied a ton growing up led me to develop a real inferiority complex.
I want to be used/raped/owned by a hot older couple (but not old old).
I would like to dominate and humiliate a man though, I think I would like it. I havent tried it but I am probably a switch in that regard.
Ive never not been a submissive masochistic little shit.
>>29510248
Are you male or female?
Why do you think you'd enjoy dominating a man?
Could it be that you have some pathological need to pass on the abuse you yourself were given?
Does this older couple represent a stand in for your parents do you think?
>>29510352
Im a tranny anon (pls no bully, im being vulnerable here). I have absolutely no idea other than it seems like it would be fun. It has to be a man that is small and not very attractive or confident, so an easy target and I would love to just beat and humiliate the shit out of them and make them cry (but only ever with their explicit consent and if they really wanted it). I haven't done it, I just enjoy the fantasy when I see a guy like that,
And most likely the desire to be used by an older couple is probably some twisted representation of my parents but they never touched me, so I dont know how the fantasy developed. (They did used to pin me onto my bed by my arms and legs when I was a toddler if I didnt want to go to bed. It could be my first memory ever, I still remember the intense anger and humiliation I felt as they laughed at my attempts to move my arms free from my mothers grasp. At some point I guess I had to "submit" my will and that probably triggered my sub nature.)
I am only really attracted to someone if they are older than me and I love professional types that seem like they have it together, it makes them seem powerful.
