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RISK THREAD
CLAIM NATIONS AND GAME BEGINS WHEN WE GET 5 PLAYERS
Bumpbumping this origanl game idea thread
>>29508220
Iceland please
:^)
>>29508220
Claiming Antartica with all the ancient buried alien technology.
Pretty much already won.
Anyone else /cyborg/ here?
>Too "normal" to be accepted by weebs and other autists
>Barely normal enough to be friends with normies and Chads
>Autism prevents me from fully taking part in the life of a normie/Chad
A cyborg gf would be nice, but I'm not holding my breath.
>>29508203
Hello, describes me perfectly. Somehow I ended up with a more normie cyborg gf. Don't give up hope, I guess. Unless you want to. That's fine too.
>>29508249
How did you meet her? I hang out with the Chads almost every weekend, so the girls I deal with are Staceys. Obviously I don't have a shot.
>>29508345
Met her in senior year of high school, we both had the same Spanish class and I somehow managed to talk to her without sperging out. Took about 5 months of being just friends.
/Chadfeel/
So what you up to bros?
>Lifting Weights
>Swiping on Tinder
>Drinking WKD
>>29508182
>>29508182
>that guy on the far left
Those fucking normie monsters are leaving him out, like they always do. He's a man after my own heart.
That noticeable distance between the guy on the far left and the rest, though. Ouch.
>>29508182
>lifting weights
Chads don't lift weight on the weekends they are living life
>swiping on tinder
Chad should have his summer hookup set by now it's july 4th in under 2 weeks
>Drinking WKD
part of living life, so yea that's definitely happening.
Everyday I see rich girls with unemployed illiterate loser ass boyfriends who smoke weed who have nothing to offer women. How is this possible? I was told you needed a job and a car if you wanted a girlfriend. Both of which I have. Why did you lie to me?
>I was told you needed a job and a car if you wanted a girlfriend.
Bullshit.
It's luck, dude.
Quicker you realize that, quicker you can stop falling for all this PUA bullshit.
I can't remember where I read this, but a few years back there was an article about this, how many women are starting to be the bread winners while a large portion of men literally do nothing.
Most people on here don't know what the fuck they're talking about, and every situation is entirely subjective.
>>29508151
>>29508174
Guy with too-attractive-for-me gf here
All you gotta do is be charming and fun to be around and decent looking
thats it
thats literally it.
>measure dick for the first time in a couple years
>it's 1/2" longer
>>29508134
>get (you)
>"are you me anon?"
>measure
>its longer and thicker
>see normalfag newfag redditors reaching supreme levels of butthurt over people posting anime
>feel good knowing anime will be a part of 4chan forever and there is nothing they can do about it
is something wrong with my profile ? should i get surgery ?
>>29508100
you look fine m8
origami
>>29508119
you sure ? it seems like my face is too long
>>29508100
Nah ur good dude don't stress
We should petition to get the 'Original Comment' thing removed. Everyone hates it, it's annoying and serves no purpose.
>>29508082
That already happened and then everyone complained that they wanted it back to keep out normies. I don't really care either way, I mostly just hate people who post meta-threads complaining about the board.
>>29508082
Fuck off, faggot. This board was great when we had it. This board turned into a huge pile of shit when it was removed.
That's the only physical official difference between here and /b/ my man wtf are you thinking
Why the fuck are asian developers so horrible at speaking english ?
I get the fact that it's extremely hard to learn for them, however, people like pic related worked in the industry for years.
They were heavily involved in the english translation of the games and had to give numerous presentations in english, yet they still suck ass at speaking it.
Are they just too proud to learn english because muh grorious nippon race meme or are they just cucks who think being an idiot is cool ?
>>29508009
Hideo Kojima is awful. The gameplay of MGSV was fantastic, but the bullshit story and autistic 2D characters were so shitty. Pic related.
>>29508055
His eccentricity could've probably worked for the Silent Hill franchise but it was obvious he wasn't gonna be working on it after people started to understand what the PT actually meant
>>29508009
Not every developer translates stuff. There is probably a separate team of people that do that. Hideo alone doesn't make video games. Why would you be surprised that people from a non English speaking country can't speak fluent English?
>tfw had my boipussy ravaged earlier
>tfw I feel the pulsing of his dick on my anus as he cummed
>tfw my asshole feels like it needs to fart every few minutes
How can you not want to try this?
>>29507986
>How can you not want to try this?
I have self respect
Enjoy your Hiv lol
>>29508010
You only live once. That feel when my first experience even though I wish I could be with a girl.
The victim of a brutal attack during a home invasion sobbed in court after her attacker was found not guilty of attempted murder, but he will go to prison for rape and assault.
Shawn Custis, 45, was found guilty of second-degree aggravated assault for the June 21, 2013 attack that was recorded on the victim's 'nanny cam'.
The mother was raped for two hours, punched, kicked and thrown down the basement stairs while her husband and children were visiting relatives.
The jury of nine blacks and three whites began deliberations Tuesday, weighing whether to believe Custis' defense attorney's claim that his client was framed by racist cops, or prosecutors' contentions that bias didn't play a part and that they were led to Custis by several people who identified him after seeing the video on television.
Prosecutors showed the video to jurors at the beginning of Custis' trial; when Assistant Essex County Prosecutor Jamel Semper showed it again later in the trial, two female jurors held their hands over their eyes
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3620754/Victim-sobs-court-attacker-not-guilty-attempted-murder-prison-assault.html
>he was a good boy. he didn't do anything.
he took the pussy he didn't try to kill the white whore...
>>29508008
Break into someone's home
Rape them for two hours
The victim is now the whore
Nigger logic
>>29508041
They believe so strongly that they dindu nuffin they riot and shit when they're punished for their animalistic behaviors.
Wish our ancestors hadn't been lazy and just left the monkeys in their mud huts. Or at least castrated them like the Arabs did.
what usually happens if you slap a random girl you dont know's ass in public? do you risk going to jail?
>>29507973
Only if you're a "creep".
i.e., don't do it.
i mean how do they react. do scream or yell at you or just pretend they didnt notice
>>29508035
Wow.. you sound borderline rapist.
Would Hank support Brexit?
>>29507924
He'd support TEXIT.
Hank wouldn't care about the EU or Bongland. But he would probably think it's great that they got some independence.
>>29507963
first post is always best post
Experiences with your favorite psychedelic love for shrooms, LSD, 2C-1, Methoxetamine, peyote, frog lickers and any other hallucinogens.
I personally hold LSD as my favorite. DMT is a rucking rocket ship of a drug, but acid is just... better
For those than are experienced and have questions, consult Erowid first.
https://www.erowid.org/experiences/exp_list.shtml
Listening to Animals by Pink Floyd while tripping 300+ ug of LSD made it glaringly clear to me that I am addicted to pornography. I am very grateful for this insight.
>>29508139like, badly?Well the more you know about your true self the better.
listening to Fever The Ghost - SOURCE. I always trip to this guy, always puts me in such a good mood
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IvUU8joBb1Q&index=26&list=LLqAPrtiu69DaIylXDuzxPbw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vlUR09yRHZU
>>29507915
>consult Erowid first
This advice cannot be overstated.
As I say, if reading Erowid stories doesn't make you weep over the sheer delusion those chemicals have led those people to, you are either retarded or heartless.
Well, I just spent the past 16 hours reading /r9k/ threads.
I'm going to bed, robots. Hopefully tomorrow will better.
We're all gonna make it.
No. We won't.
>>29507906
>tfw we will never make it
I've come to accept it and have decided to consume alcohol and drugs until I am dead.
I really want to believe we are. I wish my mom would just kick me out of the house. It would FORCE me to do something. get a job, socialize with people so I can get a studio apartment to split with someone. I might do something to push her to that point, cause I know I'll never take action in this current set up.
young people don't give a fuck about anything.
they couldn't care less if the world burns as long they can go to starbucks and have their college degrees.
i blame retarded parents for pushing their kids to "chase the dream" now every kid wants to dream big because his parents hope he will make a bank somehow by having big dreams and be happy.
honestly, fuck parents. i would never tell my kid that he can be anything, because that's fucking retarded and not realistic
If you don't chase your dreams, chances are you'll end up working for somebody else.
You have to go at it. Even if you work a day job, claw at your dream until something happens from it.
Shoot for the moon. If you don't make it, you'll at least land amongst the stars or something like that.
Shoot for the moon, so that you end up floating dead in outer space.
>>29507929
see, that's retarded thinking right there
as opposed to popular opinion - lawyers,bankers,doctors,teachers,engineers are in LARGE not productive. at this point there is too many of them, because everyone is afraid working at dead end jobs.
people are terrified of the idea that they will have to work with their bare hands from 9-5 and build their country.
if farmers stop working all together for a month, what will happen and who will replace them, no one knows but everyone do know that being a farmer sucks and only niggers do it. so they rather dream about having office jobs where they just yell at people and drive in aston martin and shit.
