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>Anon.... I can't eat normal food anymore, it doesn't satisfy me anymore... Let's be honest, without me you're nobody... Might as well let me eat your pathetic body, hmm? ~
>>29506563
If you can catch me first, fatso.
>>29506563
This has to be raid. Go shitpost somewhere else.
Saged.
>>29506563
No, wait! I can bring you other robots. As many robots as you can eat. Just need more lewd pictures of you.
>I wake up and my pants are off
I-I don't remember doing that. I always sleep with my pants on.
>>29506538
>I always sleep with my pants on.
t. autist
Maybe you pulled them off because its so hot.
I wake up and my sheet is no where to be found on the bed. You're overreacting.
Anyone here ever been on Wellbutrin (Bupropion) ?
Just got prescribed it because it was clear SSRI's weren't doing it for me.
>>29506475
Yes. I have been. Why? Got questions?
>>29506485
Has it been helpful? What changes did you notice? Are there any adverse effects?
>>29506475
Good move. It's the best drug you can get that's not amphetamines. Much better than SSRIs.
What do people even do at parties?
Do they just talk, drink, and "dance"?
How the fuck is that fun?
>>29506436
It's like an online video game match, where you aim to kill as many players as possible to appear at the top score. There is not much purpose, but being at the top score will earn you respect of your peers.
They strategize, OP. They affirm their value before their peers by telling of their latest successes, the embarrassing failures of lesser people, showing off their perceptiveness by talking about out-of-hand topics, perhaps seducing people who are lower on the social ladder than themselves and thus suitable to being used without a stigma attached...everything normal people do is politics. It's all carefully choreographed, all the laughter and fun and romance, and they constantly expect each other to fail. That's because real people, those that aren't robots, are dangerous and cunning animals who need constant conflict to keep themselves entertained.
>>29506507
>being a pro fag gets you respect
you need to stop playing League and GO
>UK INDEPENDENCE 2k16
>24/06/16 will go down in history
>EuroKEKS getting BTFO
>tfw free from EU tyranny
a lot can happen in 2 year Nigel
hell even maybe in 3 months
UK allready had freedom
>being this degenerate
The pound is falling, US are kicking us into the long grass for trade deals,
>but muh blue passport
>but ISIS
>but muh recycling bins
fuck off
what kind of referendum you want
JUST
Hey do any girls wanna join my dnd group. we play on thursdays and sundays at 7. The DM is a real alpha and we are just lonely ;__;
Also no tripfags please our group is for hetero people
fucking soc d&d faggots
who wants a taste?? :) i like fresh young bellies
>be friends with ok looking guy
>find out he's a virgin
>other Chad friend isn't allowed to murder him because it's illegal
Stacy/Chad uprising when?
>>29506395
your post is shit and your bait sucks.
fuck off back to redds or tumbllr
>>29506429
fembots will agree with me desu
>>29506442
there are no such thing as fembots, only roasties and flappy cunts
If Hitler hadn't of purposely created death camps history would consider him one of the greatest statesmen to ever live.
>>29506388
It seems that Hitler approves your message judging from the double 8s
>>29506388
>Not letting the Jews live that sweet neet life
But why'd y'all have to bomb the supply routes??
He would have had to win the war as well
Why do normie women act so slutty most of the time but get so prude and uptight when they're around me?
>>29506370
That's reserved for Chad.
Why are they so fat?
>>29506416
because denmark is a fucking terrible place with the worst kind of people
>stopped visiting grimes' instagram due to her dumb libshit opinions
What made you drop your waifu?
>>29506368
They killed her off the show...
>>29506397
Looking at this picture I can't tell if she's attractive or ugly
>>29506532
>tfw I will never have a gf as qt as Ygritte
Whatsapp thread, we need some fresh blood. Op's number for proofs: +358 (0)451125129
Take this /soc/ tier shit and fuck off, faggot.
>fresh blood
aka your tiny circlejerk got even tinier
who the fuck is going to be retarded enough to post a phone number here
Sup, mah brethen!!
I had a disturbing dream that I was kicked out of the meme club and all my rare Pepes revoked. After a week in-dream I managed to get back into the club but you robots had stopped using Pepe and started using a creepy Pepe-lookalike that was basically a frog head on two legs. It was awful.
>>29506359
>basically a frog head on two legs.
like a Pepe gondola?
I'm the meme
from OP's dream
I reign supreme
you might scream
but your whole team
has named me king
>be me
>work as a receptionist at a small local doctors' clinic
>the other 2 people I work with are fat married women who I have always got on well with
>having a conversation with them yesterday
>they ask me if I have a girlfriend yet
>"haha naaa. don't want one"
>they ask me why
>"ehhh. too much hassle. having a relationship costs too much time and money. Not for me"
>they ask me what's wrong with spending time and money on a relationship
>"I don't have enough time as it is, and I like keeping all of my money. Not to mention that when my parents divorced my mom got everything, including the house, and my dad was left penniless. I'm scared that if I ever get married something similar could happen to me"
>they flip out
>tell me my dad didn't deserve any money anyway and that I must be lying that he didn't get anything
>they call me a disgusting pig because I don't want to get married and share my money
>tell my boss about this
>boss is a manlet paki
>he brushes it off
>pressure him about it. Something has to be done. I will not tolerate being spoken to like that
>he still refuses to do anything about it
>quit on the spot without any notice
>say I'll be more than willing to come back when he actually does something about the blubbery whales I work with
>walk out
>boss calls me today
>he keeps telling me how I have to come back
>tell him that i will come back when he actually does something
>he says he won't
>he threatens to sue me for several hundred bucks due to "lost revenue" as a result of me immediately leaving without the 2 week notice period
>tell him he's a pathetic shitskin and that he can go fuck himself
>say that if he wants "his" money, he knows where I live
>still ringing me every few hours
>block his number
Today was a good day.
That's pretty badass, robofriend.
Good job.
>it's an anon BTFOs fat tumblr whores episode
>>29506516
They didn't even sound like tumblr. That's your average woman. They get upset when men uncover their tricks.
Dreaming in digital.
Living in realtime.
Thinking in binary...
...Talking in IP.
WELCOME TO OUR WORLD.
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"The first anon with trips will get a Steam gift."
>>29506310
You are a giant faggot, no wonder you're a virgin
>>29506333
HOLY SHlTTlNG TRIPS
ITT: Weird shit you've done
>made out with and touched the tits of a chick that works for collegehumour you met at a bar on her birthday
>inb4 norman
>>29506289
norman
sage
>>29506351
Pls no, I've on r9k for 3 years
To and extent, paid for a relationship with an older gypsy woman during my stay abroad, which resulted in a baby.
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