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Why do women make fun of short guys but get offended when someone calls them fat. Losing weight is easier than adding a few inches to your height. Also I'm 5'10, am I a manlet?
>>28512943
5'10" isn't that bad.
Pretty much every state fair has a freak exhibit.
"See the disgusting half-man, half-lett! 25 cents!" Would be your best bet
>>28512943
>under 5'8
she seems quite open-minded honestly
>mfw 5'7.5
These have been popular popular popular lately, I'll start
>have no physical form
>am an astral projection
>schizoid or similar but I don't dare tell someone about it
>operate on finely tuned layers of irony
>usually dehydrated
>6'4" with clown feet
Looking for:
>someone to mutually improve with
>off the deep end in some way preferred
Only respond if you're a 5th dimensional construct
>>28512937
>have no physical form
>6'4" with clown feet
???
>>28512992
I'll respond in place of OP: that's the joke.
>>28512992
He just can't try on his shoes before he buys them is all, well, nice shoes
Transexualism is objectively speaking a mental illness. Black and white issue, there's no in between.
Fucking shameless faggots
>Get "woman of the year award"
>Go back to being a man
Women BTFO
>>28512942
caitlyn didn't even do anything extraordinary they were just a famous person that publicly transitioned and people nowaday want trans people to feel like it'd be ok so caitlyn got to be a poster-child
My acceptance to a university for engineering was revoked. My life just went from looking up back down to shit. I don't want to do this anymore. I don't want to go to a fucking community college. I hate this shit. Here I am back on shitty /r9k/.
Well what did you do to get it revoked? Also, community college will save you a shit ton of money and get you to the same degree in the end.
>>28512931
It's not the same education. I'm not poor. I don't need to worry about saving money on my fucking university. Shut the fuck up with this meme you cunt. My life is fucked now.
>>28512959
>didn't give a reason acceptance was revoked
Confirmed for caught with CP.
What should I get my mom for her birthday?
>inb4 dildo
diIdo
>>28512780
flowers. original comment, I am just trying to give helpful advice.
>>28512780
a deep dicking
Why are white boys growing up with legitimate attractions and feelings for cartoons?
Is this what happens when they were born into a world with the internet.
Is this autism simply just a form of evolution? Something that can continue or be stopped before it continues? What they call the wild card? Throwing out traits that can help humans survive or kill them? Sink or swim?
>>28512679
>problem in white teen boys
What problem? I think they are turning out great.
I'm half niggy and I still have feelings for cartoons. I think it's just lonely people
>>28512716
>When your only son turns into a girl
Huehehehehehahahoohahhahahahahahahahahahhehee
>never had a close relationship
>never received a compliment on my appearance
>never had anybody interested in me
Give me ONE good reason not to cut my face something like this.
I can't. Do it, and post a picture.
>>28512665
Because it's painful
Why the fuck would you want to feel pain, you fucking retard
>>28512665
Because that shit would hurt nigga
>so anon,
please tell, me why exactly are you here?
i raise. 50 billion dollars.
>>28512646
oh shit, its hannibal
>>28512646
I have no idea. You tell me.
ITT: Feels stories
>moves to a new collage for my course
>sit down in class one day and i happen to be behind a girl with a shirt on that has Havel The rock on it from DS
>after a couple of days i pluck up the courage to talk to her and ask her about the variaty of DS shirts she has on each day
>turns out this girl (Sophia) is a massive DS fan and an avid gamer
>get talking about shit from Ds1, bloodborne and DS3 right through to other games like classic RS and shit
>over the months we became really close friends
>she even took me bra shopping with her and shit and let me see the bras getting tried on
>ohfuckyes.jpeg
>ive found my oneitis
>Have hearty keks with her mosat nights invading peoples worlds on Ds3 and going to the pub with her in the evening
>she invites me round to hers one day for some movies and then drinks
>ohfuckyes
>get to her apartment
>greeted by a black haired girl ive never seen before
>"h-hey is Sophia around?"
>"oh yeah you must be anon shes been talking about, ive been wanting to meet uyou for ages, come on in"
>Finally find sophia
>"hey anon this is Elle, ive wanted you to meet her for a while. shes my girlfriend and weve been together for 3 years but not many people know because most of my family are deeply religious and wouldnt approve. I feel like ive gotten close enough to you to open up to someone about this. Thanks for being the friend i can trust to tell this to.I love you lots you know that?"
>y-yeah Sophia cool thats gvreat, glad i could help"
Fucking hell guys. i dont even know what to feel at the moment. What do?
I've experienced something very similar. Honestly it was kind of relieving. I'd rather her be a lesbian than get boned by Chad while I sit back and do nothing about it.
>>28512340
Well you do know how gay they are you could make potential 3 some or you could just be friends that's always nice
>>28512389
you may have a point anon. its a good thing i diddnt spaz out like some anons did or act full Emo after the event.
Might see if i can make something of it since her Gf speaks to me regular now.
both of them are dead slutty aswell
>>28512384
You also have a point anon, kinda makes me feel better
>pic related
/r9k/, my trap bf just broke up with me.
It was my first relationship ever, and how do you put up with this feeling of just wanting to kill yourself but not having enough energy to move to even do that?
I don't know what to do. I'm so sad, it's unbearable.
if this isn't actually some shitty bait
if it's really done, and it probably is, you just cut off all contact. don't try to be friends, don't put the hope of reconciliation in your mind, do whatever you can to completely cut them out of your life
delete or hide pictures, gifts, and any other memorabilia. don't agonize by going through all of that, it has the sole purpose of making you feel like shit
eventually, you'll stop feeling terrible, and it will only hurt when you stop for a moment to think about it. if you have friends, go hang out with them, outside of your apartment.
it's just killing time from here, man. that's it.
>>28512428
That's what my friends told me, but I don't think I will ever find someone like him again or who is even close to him. I fucked things up, and I guess I deserve it, but the worst part is knowing I will never again come across a person like that again. Fuck Anon, that's the worst part, I can't handle it. We had the same hobbies, interests, quirkiness, did all the shenanigans together, fetishes were on point. And now I don't have anything except myself, a few friends, and a gun.
>>28512428
I also gotta say I lost my first kiss, first relationship, and my virginity to this person as well. I wanted to stay with him for life. Now I feel like having those things with another person won't be as special. Basically the male version of used goods.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CqiZxY1tt_A
Honestly, he's just getting worse at this point.
His health is getting worse?
Wasn't he on a diet or something?
This dude's channel is complete ass compared to what it used to be.
>>28512279
Wellobviouslynot only that, but his attitude towards his fanbase is getting worse.
That, and his content.
A good chunk of it for a while now is fixation on 'drama'. He'll basically turn into a repzion clone by late summer is what I'm getting at.
>oy cheeky cunt, stop lookin' at me bird or I'll neck you mate!
>>28512193
Become a meme, get hot womenz.
Did the short kid get a gf?
Sorry? You do what now with bird neck meat?
I really like tights but I have no fashion sense
Also I'm not comfortable wearing tops that expose my shoulders
Can someone help me put together an outfit with tights and a short/long sleeve top?
Pic related is alright but a bit too boring
Fembot or trap?
>>28512160
trannies please leave
>>28512223
>>28512235
Genetically male, wouldn't call myself a trap or a tranny
If you had to fuck one of them, which one would you choose and how would you fuck them?
>>28512106
>girl on the left
>raw
Probably one on the right. She's old but asians don't get busted as fast and the other three are disgusting.
With my eyes closed and regret flowing through my very being.
>>28512106
you keep posting this pic, is some of them your gf or maybe sister?
anyways i would pick the one with the yellow shirt, i would basically grab her hair and force my cock in her mouth, then move her head until she gets the right motion and stiffens my meat properly, then i would grab her head again and fuck her throat really fucking hard, pull my dick out and smear the saliva all over her face and hair
then throat fuck her some more and at some point pull her up against a wall, remove only her panties and pound away like a mad dog until i bust deep inside her
then take her number and take her out sometime to get to know her
tfw no steam boyfriend to bully and tease you while masturbating together
I'm pretty sure this is bait, but post your ID.
>>28512052
http://steamcommunity.com/id/pleasebegentlewithmeanon/
im sure you'll bully my games
>>28512087
>Deliberately ignoring me
I'm fine if you don't want to talk to me, I can hardly blame you. But you could have at least said "I don't want to talk" or "I don't want to be your friend."
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